Great. Stuff like this will certainly impact the going rate of milk maids--stressful work conditions, all that. Looks like they're gonna have to recalculate that whole 12 Days of Christmas price yet again.

On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered and he had stripped down to his pants and climbed into a huge vat of manure.

Truscott was jailed for three years in 2005 after admitting causing three fires at the farm which destroyed a farm and killed a cow.

I'm not entirely clear on how we got from point A to point B here...

What's his Fark handle?

"...defence counsel Michael Melville-Shreeve said Truscott was a 'sad, isolated, peculiar man with peculiar habits'.

Soooo, what's his Fark login?

This whole article is udder crap.

Meh, Thursday.

mycatisposter:

I had another comment that I ruled out for being too rude & I end up with fail yet again.

"Such a quiet young man. He was always very polite."

I hate manure...

In before Gorgor strikes. Now I'm getting the hell out of here.

mycatisposter: What's his Fark handle?

I think it's this guy.

dogfood: Meh, Thursday.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays

Dad?

I think this fellow has the wrong idea about what a milking parlour is for.

Aw poop.

There's a guy in Maine (^) that's been arrested twice for crawling into outhouses to look up at women who are, um...you know.

TsukasaK: mycatisposter: What's his Fark handle?

I think it's this guy.

Hey! That's me!

Not this shiat again.

TsukasaK: mycatisposter: What's his Fark handle?

I think it's this guy.

Ahhh! you caught me! Oh wait a minute... I see what you did there.

This guy had best get his shiat together.

Oh, wait....

On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered

Whoever wrote this sentence needs to have their grammar license revoked. Unless they are Bender: "Some breaking occurred, the dolly was involved, that's about all we know."

Why didn't he just buy enough manure to fill his tub at home?

Of course he could just fill it himself

TsukasaK: mycatisposter: What's his Fark handle?

I think it's this guy.

I don't get it, why would you link your profile?

Pocket Ninja
Great. Stuff like this will certainly impact the going rate of milk maids--stressful work conditions, all that.

May I stress this milkmaid, please oh please?

Milking Parlour?



/hot

whitey_d: Milking Parlour?

Came in hoping to viddy that malchik.

/Leaves happy

He's in deep shiat now!

I'm waiting for the viral video.

whitey_d: Milking Parlour?



/hot

Hah hah! I thought the same thing.

What is manure doing in a milking parlor? Don't they keep that shiat separate?

/I guess the cows aren't trained not to crap where they're milked?

AndreMA: Don't they keep that shiat separate?

No, apparently they don't keep the shiat seperated.

Apparently he wanted to get into politics.

Was this wrong? Should he not have done this?

Next, on a new episode of "Dirty Jobs"...

shiathead.

Scheiße

The only girlfriend he could get is one with a bad case of anosmia and the most up to date inoculations and anti-worming treatments she could get

///Eeewww

Man, I WISH I had some weird fetish that turned me on. Like feet. If I liked feet like I do a finely shorn snatch, the world would be so awesome.

Oh humanity, you never cease to amaze disgust me.

Slurry with a fringe on top?

Sounds like too much synthemesc in the old moloko.