It's OK dear, I'll get you a sammich.

So that explanation is somehow easier to swallow than, "Hey, WTF is that photographer doing over there? I thought this was a private farking beach"?

Yeah, she must be cold rolling in the anger at the fella beside her...

That is not hot.
JMO

/maybe one day she'll go outside and eat something.

AlwaysRightBoy: That is not hot.
JMO

/maybe one day she'll go outside and eat something.

I think that it might be the 19 and stinking rich factor bumps up her hotness for some folks. That, and maybe a bit too much time fantasizing about Heroine Granger...

Distended belly = not hot.

Not hot.

Hmm, pasty English guy who lives way across the pond or Spanish farking rock star studying for a degree at the same ivy league school as me?

Tough one, there.

Maybe, just maybe the hateful expression has something to do with being bikiniclad out in public, knowing that there are at least 10 paparazzi nearby, and that you are in yet another country that wont allow open season on this particular scum of the earth.

I want to take over some banana republic somewhere, and although legislation should prohibit murder, visiting celebrities shall be equipped with scoped rifles upon arrival and anyone with a huge-ass camera lens shall be legitimate targets.

hubiestubert: AlwaysRightBoy: That is not hot.
JMO

/maybe one day she'll go outside and eat something.

I think that it might be the 19 and stinking rich factor bumps up her hotness for some folks. That, and maybe a bit too much time fantasizing about Heroine Granger...



/with bosums
The trouble is....these kids did not grow up with Raquel Welch or Ann Margret.

AlwaysRightBoy: hubiestubert: AlwaysRightBoy: That is not hot.
JMO

/maybe one day she'll go outside and eat something.

I think that it might be the 19 and stinking rich factor bumps up her hotness for some folks. That, and maybe a bit too much time fantasizing about Heroine Granger...



/with bosums
The trouble is....these kids did not grow up with Raquel Welch or Ann Margret.



Or the ONLY Catwoman...

She deosn't need a sammich, she just needs better posture.

That's considered hot? Wow, the chicks back in my day were way better. And I'm only 36.

Epsilon: That's considered hot? Wow, the chicks back in my day were way better. And I'm only 36.

You have to remember, she's a voluptuous old hag to the /b/tard generation.

"You may THINK the penis goes there, my beamish boy...."

Pictures such as this serve only to reinforce my believe that a full spread of Christina Hendricks is absolutely necessary. For the good of the nation.

/why do girls these days maintain a dichotomy of rail thin or land whale?

Has anyone mentioned that those pics are not hot?
Not hot.

You mean wiatch?

Soooo, am I the only one that thinks she's a bit of a butterface? The creepy factor with people obsessed with her is almost up there with people counting down the 18th birthday of the Olson twins.

I don't get the fascination with her. She's nothing special to look at. I guess all the pervs who couldn't wait until she turned 18 have to justify their years of creepy infatuation by overlooking the fact that she's rather plain.

Still waiting for the hot pics...

Yeah, uh...
When she was like 14, I thought "wow. that'll be some epic jailbait here soon. and then a gorgeous young woman to drool over".

Didn't turn out that way. Part of the problem is she has a body like my sister's (two peas on an ironing board), and her face is still that damn 14-year old's.

So looking at her I'm reminded of my sister and a kid. Double dose of boner kryptonite.

Her pale white skin and angry scowl is so fap-worthy.

/In bunk
//Out of bunk, looks at pics of Emma
///Back in bunk

When did Fark get so faaaabulous?

Wait, Mister Hansen, you mean I don't have to have a seat over there?

Where are the nipples?

Gotta agree with the thread in general, of course it is to each their own and all that, but I just don't understand the appeal.

If your thing is young celebrities, there are quite a few hotter celebs in the current generation. If you like any sort of curves at all, you aren't looking here. Heck, even if you have a thing for girls named Emma (joking here), I'd recommend Emma Stone.

I do think that there is a phenomenon with her and something similar with the Olsen twins that involves seeing someone grow up in the public eye. Again, NTTAWWT as far as that goes, otherwise how can you explain it.

I was hoping the headline was mistaken and the article involved pictures of Emma Stone.

I'd still hit that.

/ Ethiopian refugee look FTW

Not hot. I would rather hit either of the guys she's with instead.

/ yuck

I would fist her so hard that whoever pulled me out would become the King of England.

//close enough right?

RoxtarRyan:
and, finally,

I swear, if she does Playboy within the next 3 years, give her the goddamn Nobel Peace Prize. I promise those pictures would stop a war or genocide somewhere.

So she's not happy about professional voyers.

AnotherDisillusionedCollegeStudent: I swear, if she does Playboy within the next 3 years, give her the goddamn Nobel Peace Prize. I promise those pictures would stop a war or genocide somewhere.

Or start one. Are we, as a nation, prepared to defend our Christina Hendricks with use of military force?

/Of course we are

Someone needs to put a cuter girl in that "Curves" poster I always see in threads. She looks like 1980s, middle-aged, Jersey white trash.

/would hit Emma

These photos are not professionally shot, then photoshopped, therefore she is not hot.

If skinny, flat-chested chicks with boyish hips is your thing subby, then I guess those pics are hot. For me, not so much.

RoxtarRyan: I know... "Cool story, bro." But hot damn, that'd be awesome.

"Cool story, bro" is always acceptable (well, tolerated) when accompanied by pics.

Skinny with potbelly... not hot.

Excellent job of news creation there by the Mail. Follow someone around until they're pissed off, then write a news article saying that someone is pissed off. Good job Fark was here to spread the Mail's muck for them, or this fascinating story may have passed me by.

RoxtarRyan, i particularly like that pic where christina hendricks has the courage to stand up for herself. i expect the next quotes to be, "you know, i just hate nazis" and "i'm going to step out on a limb here, but i think puppies are kind of cute".

Masso: Skinny with potbelly... not hot.

You'd rather have fat with a potbelly?

Hot? Really?

I'm still waiting to see 'hot' pictures of her. Everything I've seen is pretty average.

She's average and not memorable at all.

/obligatory

Masso: Skinny with potbelly... not hot.

You feel that sting? That's pride farking with you.

never odd or even: Someone needs to put a cuter girl in that "Curves" poster I always see in threads. She looks like 1980s, middle-aged, Jersey white trash

Fapfapfapfapfapfap.

I'll be in my primer-coated '85 Trans Am. The one up on blocks in the
driveway.

/Jersey boy and proud.

RoxtarRyan: I was watching some clips on Hulu last night (alright, honestly, I was hoping last weeks SG:U was on because I missed it)

There wasn't one. SyFy runs marathons on holiday weekends.

I have no idea who that is (I'm assuming she's British since every Emma that I know is British), but she is ab-so-farking-lutely not hot.

Unless you like women with the physique of a 12 yr old boy. Which I'm sure some of you do.

DemonEater: Yeah, uh...
When she was like 14, I thought "wow. that'll be some epic jailbait here soon. and then a gorgeous young woman to drool over".

Didn't turn out that way. Part of the problem is she has a body like my sister's (two peas on an ironing board), and her face is still that damn 14-year old's.

So looking at her I'm reminded of my sister and a kid. Double dose of boner kryptonite.

You are a sick sick sick man. Get help, please.