hirarious subby

So...panic? I'm unsure of of what this implies. Is it time to implement my zombie apocalypse plan of action?

Wow, subby, +1.

99% identical? So thats... not identical. Gotcha.

/+1 subby

+1, subby.

The second dog is because the first one always leaves you hungry a few hours later?

nicely done, subs

Meh on both accounts

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Headline inaccurate, dogs are usually treated with cumin.

in china....

my work....

let's just say we should be closed this week.

/stay the hell away from me kids
//fark you boss for making me take a smaller room

So.... that's not kosher?

ror

Thanks for the virus. :|

Or, to be a bit more serious, y'all might want to run a quick sweep with your virus software or whatever. Maybe it was simply coincidence, too. But while I was on that page (with Fark open in another window), I got redirected (in the browser window) to a "O NOES YOU MIGHT HAVE A VIRUS LOL!" which then prompted me to click some buttons.

Alt-F4ed. Ran scans. Am done.

I thought all dogs in China were savagely beaten to death a few years ago.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/11-18-2003-47722.asp

FYI people - just in case swine flu mutates into a new disease that kills are the dogs and cats in the world do not start keeping apes as pets. Just don't...

Harry Freakstorm: I thought all dogs in China were savagely beaten to death a few years ago.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/11-18-2003-47722.asp


No, Westerners can still get visas to come in...they can't get rid of them all.

Wouldn't that be the dog flu then?

Arthur Jumbles: FYI people - just in case swine flu mutates into a new disease that kills are the dogs and cats in the world do not start keeping apes as pets. Just don't...

What about lizards?

If it's swine flu, wouldn't it be suey sauce?

I thought it was the Vietnamese that ate dogs. Or is it all Orientals?

I'm in Beijing right now (so I'm not getting a kick). Yesterday, I had a snack at a restaurant/food shop which later turned out to be made of donkey meat. Or, at least, that's what I now hope it was.

/ Cool story, Bro
// Luckily, the local McDonald's does deliveries

Swine Fru?

DubyaHater:

Southern Chinese and what they eat (i. e. , anything with a heartbeat) are as perplexing to Northern Chinese as they are to us.

Why does no one use Hoisin sauce anymore?

Wow-
Glad I'm protected with that H1N1 vaccination, oh wait, not currently available due to government ineptitude.

Thanks Obamacare! (beta)

Dirtysnipe: Wow-
Glad I'm protected with that H1N1 vaccination, oh wait, not currently available due to government ineptitude.

Thanks Obamacare! (beta)

Yes because President Obama can control the rate at which a virus grows so it can be used in a vaccine.

Hey here's an idea from my nonlegallyrecognized husband whom just graduated with his degree in Pharmacology, and read your comment over my shoulder.


Since you don't have a degree in any related field of science to vaccine production, why don't you go shut the fark up.

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs with Swine Flu?"

EAT THE VECTORS

Studio Ghibli: I JUST got taken down yesterday by that virus. I heard a major ad provider got hacked. It hit me twice, the second time it completely corrupted my windows install. I am now running Windows 7. Firefox with adblock and noscript works perfectly again.

On that note: give dogs bitter melon! Bitter melon cure ANYTHING.

Dirtysnipe: Glad I'm protected with that H1N1 vaccination, oh wait, not currently available due to government ineptitude.

Are you really as stupid as your comment makes you sound?

Thread over before it began. Subby wins.

/once had a Chinese friend who denied dog eating
//finally he winked and confessed "poodle is most tender"

Treating a dog with soy sauce? I am David Wong, and I do not approve of this technique.

/For all her faults, Molly could drive a car better than any dog I have ever known.

Arthur Jumbles: FYI people - just in case swine flu mutates into a new disease that kills are the dogs and cats in the world do not start keeping apes as pets. Just don't...

But they are so intelligent, in fact they would probably make great servants!

ha ha.. dogs can't drive, either.

Why in GAWD'S name don't they just give them injections and take them for a wok?!

/props to my injection marinade kit lovin' peeps!

detfrost1:Yes because President Obama can control the rate at which a virus grows so it can be used in a vaccine.

All things are possible to him that believeth.

/And he said "let it decrease its doubling time", and he saw that it was good.
//Ra-men!

I actually had the swine flu, and it was on par with any normal flu.

How about you people just go out and amongst the people, contract it, and stop freakin' worrying?

Now that's a good headline.

william shatner mouth: Swine Fru?

sorry, i think that's japanese.

Are they... Are they good?

I call shenanigans on the poodle meat. black puppies are the tastiest dogmeat. (I live in a country where dogmeat is a delicacy.)
In Singapore, a cab driver told me how to order dog there. He said the number for dog is 9, but since it is illegal there to sell it, you order #36.

I was in Southern China this past Summer (Guilin and Xiameng to be exact). Had some dog in Guilin, but dog's in general (at least in the more northern provinces) are more of a status symbol than food. Besides, the dog they do eat isn't the cuddly kind, more like wild dog. The more you know...or something

As far as the taste, not bad really, if not a big stringy. I was admittedly quite happy to see the plethora of McDonald's, Pizza Huts, and KFC's though. 2 weeks of true Chinese food is hard to swallow after a while.