Inb4 he just a kid out there

For the 1,000,000th time Purple Jesus is Adrian Peterson. Who did jack shiat but fumble today.

I find it strange that Adrian Peterson is having a terrible year yet he is still the #3 highest rusher in the NFL. Seems like Purple Jesus is a little dinged up though.

They finally put a playoff system in college football?

/he's just a kid out there.

Boy, it looks like Favre is having fun out there! Anyone agree?

I would love to see a fantasy team made up only of Vikings players. Let's see: Favre, Peterson, Taylor, Harvin, Rice, Shianco, and the D. I honestly think that team could run the table in any fantasy league.

Now that the Bears are officially useless, this just in Chicago Blackhawks are winning. You remember the Blackhawks, those wooden stick holding guys on ice.

I don't know about ya'll, but it seems to me he was just like a kid having fun out there. Anyone else notice that?

That Favre's a gunslinger

Avonmore: I would love to see a fantasy team made up only of Vikings players. Let's see: Favre, Peterson, Taylor, Harvin, Rice, Shianco, and the D. I honestly think that team could run the table in any fantasy league.

Except on that bye week, right?

MrAwesomeSquared:

Except on that bye week, right?

Fair enough. How about 11-1 then?

Sucks that I'll be about 30 (2016) before the Bears are relevant in football again. I would be VERY surprised if there is any of the current players, coaches, towel hander outers, or upper management by then.

/Lovie is dead to me
//at least the hawks are awesome right now

Lovey and company are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fired.

Avonmore: MrAwesomeSquared:

Except on that bye week, right?

Fair enough. How about 11-1 then?

What if they rest during week 16 for the playoffs?

If Lovie makes it to next year, Turner is the guy on the chopping block.

...a real riverboat gambler.

TheManofPA: What if they rest during week 16 for the playoffs?

Depends. Is Ditka playing? And if so, how tall is he?

Purple Jesus?

... OHHHHH...

You mean Professional TEBOW.

Jubeebee: If Lovie makes it to next year, Turner is the guy on the chopping block.

Why choose?

Smokey the Bare: Sucks that I'll be about 30 (2016) before the Bears are relevant in football again. I would be VERY surprised if there is any of the current players, coaches, towel hander outers, or upper management by then.

/Lovie is dead to me
//at least the hawks are awesome right now

Gould should still be around.

Tiberius Gracchus: Smokey the Bare: Sucks that I'll be about 30 (2016) before the Bears are relevant in football again. I would be VERY surprised if there is any of the current players, coaches, towel hander outers, or upper management by then.

/Lovie is dead to me
//at least the hawks are awesome right now

Gould should still be around.

You're right. He's the only consistent player on that team. The Bears have been nothing but terrible this entire year. People forget that two of their wins were because of missed field goals. Take those wins away... YIKES!

MoeSzyslak: For the 1,000,000th time Purple Jesus is Adrian Peterson. Who did jack shiat but fumble today.

This. People who knew the Viking's existed before Favre know who Purple Jesus is.

TheManofPA:
What if they rest during week 16 for the playoffs?

Fine, I quit! I like the Vikings. I guess that's it

Are the Bears still calling that 5'11" DB their #1 wide receiver?

It's funny being up here. Vikings fans have totally sold their soul.

Faaahvre will break their heart. Book it!!!

Unfortunately, Lovie gave up in the third qtr.

Smokey the Bare: Tiberius Gracchus: Smokey the Bare: Sucks that I'll be about 30 (2016) before the Bears are relevant in football again. I would be VERY surprised if there is any of the current players, coaches, towel hander outers, or upper management by then.

/Lovie is dead to me
//at least the hawks are awesome right now

Gould should still be around.

You're right. He's the only consistent player on that team. The Bears have been nothing but terrible this entire year. People forget that two of their wins were because of missed field goals. Take those wins away... YIKES!

Mannely and Maynard are consistent as well (not a single missed long snap...ever if I remember correctly). They're just too old to still be around in 7 years I think, despite their specialized positions. Olsen is just fine as well, but I'm not sure that he'll last 7 years without being lost to another team, but it's possible. Aaaand...that's about it for my Bears worth a damn that might be around in 7 years.

Purple Jesus Kid-Like Gunslinger eliminates the Bears from the playoffs

C'mon, subby.

salukiboy: It's funny being up here. Vikings fans have totally sold their soul.

Faaahvre will break their heart. Book it!!!

Unfortunately, Lovie gave up in the third qtr.

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Vikiing fans are used to it. Four lost Super Bowls. Playoff and late season colapses are nothing new, they have been doing it forever. Maybe, just maybe Farve can break the pattern, if not, so be it. Nothing new.

MoeSzyslak: For the 1,000,000th time Purple Jesus is Adrian Peterson. Who did jack shiat but fumble today.

No, no. Favre is white, see, so he's definitely Purple Jesus.

/ducks

MoeSzyslak: For the 1,000,000th time Purple Jesus is Adrian Peterson. Who did jack shiat but fumble today.

God damn it, this. Brett Favre is not purple jesus.

This headline completely ruined my mellow mood. Please don't greenlight anymore football headlines from submitters who don't watch football. Peterson is Purple Jesus, Favre is, if anything, Purple Moses.

MoeSzyslak: For the 1,000,000th time Purple Jesus is Adrian Peterson.

This. But considering it's a Chicago link, Subby is probably one of those mind-numbingly dumb mofos who also think the Cubs are going to win the World Series.

As I was listening to the game today, I noticed that the Vikes have the most dweeby names in the world: Percy, Adrian, Sidney, Bernard...?

I mean, if we put those names together and just did a random poll - what kind of team do you think these guys are on? - I bet Math Team would win.

"Thou shalt not take false gods before Me." - Who Dat 1:1

Brett Favre is NOT purple jesus.

Adrian Peterson is purple jesus.

Do any of you watch farking football? Stop it!

Palmer Eldritch: Peterson is Purple Jesus, Favre is, if anything, Purple Moses.

I thought Favre was Purple Judas, and I like the guy.

mjbok: I thought Favre was Purple Judas, and I like the guy.

Only on the east side of the Mississippi/St. Croix.

Watched this game today -- holy crap was Favre on fire. If they play like this throughout the play-offs, they're going all the way.

/Go Colts.

No love for Harvin?

/Our league allows rookie keepers, so I am feeling pretty good about Percy right now.

Phelyx: Now that the Bears are officially useless, this just in Chicago Blackhawks are winning. You remember the Blackhawks, those wooden stick holding guys on ice.

Maybe they used wood when the Chicago fans tuned out, but very few still use wood sticks.

/I kid... I hope my Islanders can turn around like the Hawks have
//Still use a wood stick when I play

Game...Blouses.

"purple jesus" has already been patented. if only the ball would stick to ap's hands like the nails did to jesus'.

Link

Blink: Watched this game today -- holy crap was Favre on fire. If they play like this throughout the play-offs, they're going all the way.

/Go Colts.

Steve McNair could have thrown for 300+ yards against the Bears today. Good God, the suckage is such that Lake Michigan will be dry by morning.

[ obligatory Denver fan's taunt at Cutler ]

MrAwesomeSquared: That Favre's a gunslinger

Avonmore: I would love to see a fantasy team made up only of Vikings players. Let's see: Favre, Peterson, Taylor, Harvin, Rice, Shianco, and the D. I honestly think that team could run the table in any fantasy league.

Except on that bye week, right?

Traded kevin smith for Bret Favre after week 2. Not looking back.

Feeling pretty good about having both Favre and Schaub

And Kyle Orton only has half as many picks as TD passes.

Peterson is Purple Jesus, Favre is the Silver Fox.

ArtosRC: [ obligatory Denver/San Diego fan's taunt at Cutler ]

FTFY

The Bears aren't even funbad. It hurts to watch and amounts to televised rape. I really hope they don't ruin Cutler because of the obscene lack of blocking for him. He kept getting planted on almost every play, and it's been happening a lot this season.

/here come the Hawks, the mighty Blaaackhawks!

Has anyone mentioned that Peterson, not Favre, is Purple Jesus?

Darkwing: Has anyone mentioned that Peterson, not Favre, is Purple Jesus?

Now that I've learned how Adrian Peterson is Purple Jesus, I realize how comparatively not Brett Farve is.

Darkwing: Has anyone mentioned that Peterson, not Favre, is Purple Jesus?

Hey, don't worry about them. They're just like kids out there. They're just having fun.