Man, I love chicks.

Well, what ELSE are you going to do on a long weekend in Iowa?

Was she hot? I will say no given that she is not a teacher.

Well, I'm glad I no longer live in Council Bluffs--or Iowa, for that matter. As it is, I'm too close to Davenport, where this sort of thing also happens.

Useless without ........

Pics or it didn't happen.

Giggity

C'mon how can we possibly have an enlightened intellectual discussion of this matter without pics???

Suspect is pantsless. Repeat, pantsless.

ttiuwp

Pics?

finally i made the fark mainpage

what driver may look like, in a farker's dream

http://tinyurl.com/ycjlctu
(cut and paste)

NSFW link above.

/still Sunday here

No proof of insurance? Sucks for the owners of the vehicles.

/ttiuwp
//Needed to get that out there.

sweet dream there kansas

"The Durango was disabled by the crash, but a witness told officers the woman driving the Durango tried to put it into gear one more time, before stepping out - quote - 'completely naked'."

Why the emphasis?

Will the girl be acquitted on the basis of the incorrectness of this quote because she might have been wearing a shoe or something?

What warrants pointing this out like that?

I'm a guy - it could be white text 2pt high and I'd spot the words "completely naked" through a farking wall.

Corn growing this time of year? I think not. Nekkid biatches are more prevalent than anything growing in Iowa this time of year.

Nebraska women are just as nuts, there is a reason I dont live in the plains states anymore. farking crazy biatches is why.

wishful thinking?

maybe

carlysled: maybe

Dur, dur, dur

At first I was like "please don't let it be my town, please don't let it be my town", but then I lol'd.

carlysled: maybe

she's got all sorts of crazy in her eyes. I vote for her

That's a lot of older vehicles.

whatshisname: That's a lot of older vehicles.

Older? Common! I've been driving for 12 years and I've never owned anything newer than a '92.

ramming her SUV into as many cars as can find

She purposely them all?

Do you see me, Toecutter?



Do you see me, man?



Keep going, we're okay.



We got you, we're going.



Born with a steering wheel in his hand...



... and lead in his foot.



He is the Nightrider...



... cruising at the speed of fright!



I am the Nightrider,
and we ain't never coming back!



I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine!



I am a rocker! I am a roller!



I think we're still mobile.



For Christ's sake, shove over!



You're blaspheming again.



I don't have to work with a blasphemer.



I am the Nightrider!

Graduate of the Tiger Woods Driving School?

Nah, couldn't be. She didn't get even one fire hydrant.

/Or maybe she just failed her final drive?

*Shrugs*

fj4: ramming her SUV into as many cars as can find

She purposely them all?

Thank you.

Am I correct in assuming that in hopes of getting a green before others people hit submit as fast as can?

missmarsha: finally i made the fark mainpage

That's great and all, but since the article contained no pics, you're obligated. Don't make me click your profile for nothing.

/I keed...almost

Naked driver. Her name is Nicole Smith, and nobody posts an Anna Nicole Smith pic? What's up, farkers?

Army_Sgt: Naked driver. Her name is Nicole Smith, and nobody posts an Anna Nicole Smith pic? What's up, farkers?

It fries your computer.

Oldiron_79: Do you see me, Toecutter?



/most underrated Mad Max villain

Hick: Army_Sgt: Naked driver. Her name is Nicole Smith, and nobody posts an Anna Nicole Smith pic? What's up, farkers?

It fries your computer.

I wondered what was wrong with it...

I also ran into a parked car on the wrong side of the street, and am getting a kick...

/was girl watching and looked to the right
//the car went to the left...
///looked back in time to see the parked car coming at me about 4 feet away
////also got a ticket for failure to control
//wasn't naked

Curse of the Goth Kids: Oldiron_79: Do you see me, Toecutter?

/most underrated Mad Max villain

Came here for the Night Rider reference, heading to bed satisfied.

fappomatic: missmarsha: finally i made the fark mainpage

That's great and all, but since the article contained no pics, you're obligated. Don't make me click your profile for nothing.

/I keed...almost

gis drunky drunkerton
/nuthin in my profile
//you'd never belive me if i posted pics

AuCinaoaMie: Corn growing this time of year? I think not. Nekkid biatches are more prevalent than anything growing in Iowa this time of year.

Nebraska women are just as nuts, there is a reason I dont live in the plains states anymore. farking crazy biatches is why.

Yes we have insane biatches, but they are some good looking insane biatches. Also thanks to all the moisture we have had in NE this year there are quite a few farmers who are harvesting right now. It's techinically not growing as you said but the shiat is still standing.

Goatspunk: whatshisname: That's a lot of older vehicles.

Older? Common! I've been driving for 12 years and I've never owned anything newer than a '92.

"Common"?

The English Major: Well, I'm glad I no longer live in Council Bluffs--or Iowa, for that matter. As it is, I'm too close to Davenport, where this sort of thing also happens.

Ah yes, the armpits of Iowa. I have family in or near both - and they agree.

/I think that leaves me in the diseased part of the left lung?

Oldiron_79: Do you see me, Toecutter?



Do you see me, man?



Keep going, we're okay.



We got you, we're going.



Born with a steering wheel in his hand...



... and lead in his foot.



He is the Nightrider...



... cruising at the speed of fright!



I am the Nightrider,
and we ain't never coming back!



I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine!



I am a rocker! I am a roller!



I think we're still mobile.



For Christ's sake, shove over!



You're blaspheming again.



I don't have to work with a blasphemer.



I am the Nightrider!

that seems kind of crazy

Davenport recently lost a metric farkton of crazy (new window)

Barakku: Davenport recently lost a metric farkton of crazy (new window)

And yet two will rise to take her place.

A naked, allegedly intoxicated woman was cited for failure to maintain control of her vehicle early Saturday morning after the SUV she was driving allegedly struck three parked vehicles on the same side of the street in Council Bluffs.

What kind of bullshiat law says that "failure to maintain control of her vehicle" is illegal? What they should do is find her husband and cite him for failure to maintain control over his wife.

I liked the link to the other story where two women got killed (splattered???) in a go-cart/Freightliner collision. IOWA = IODA, Idiots Out Walking Driving Around.

carlysled: maybe

oh hell yes

The "more" thing under the headline had "M. Smith" and "Saturn" and in my drunken stupor I put the names together to make "Mr. Saturn," which would've been awesome if Mr. Saturns were involved in the story.