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(STV.tv) Cool And at halftime, the score is Geeses 2; Hunters 0   (news.stv.tv) divider line 90
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Gosling 2009-11-29 12:32:55 PM  
VICTORY IS MINE!

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 01:22:05 PM  
Take a gander at the scoreboard.

 
Eyebleach [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 02:22:29 PM  
Geeses?

 
Julieahni [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 02:46:26 PM  
It's gooses, submitter. The E's are silent.

 
40below [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 02:49:19 PM  
i47.photobucket.com

 
lasercannon 2009-11-29 02:50:10 PM  
www.ugo.com

 
paygun 2009-11-29 02:50:50 PM  
i like geeseseses

 
AppleOptionEsc 2009-11-29 02:51:23 PM  
Why is this article cool, PETAmitter?

 
LavenderWolf 2009-11-29 02:51:34 PM  
Geese is already plural.

 
OnlyM3 2009-11-29 02:52:24 PM  
In before the dick cheney references.

 
NickPappagiorgio 2009-11-29 02:53:52 PM  
Geeses Christ!

 
fappomatic 2009-11-29 02:55:48 PM  
AppleOptionEsc: Why is this article cool, PETAmitter?

Seconded. Why did the modmins light this with a "cool" tag?

Dear modmins, deleting my comment will automatically Godwin the thread because you know who else censored comments, dontcha?

 
Ablejack 2009-11-29 02:56:42 PM  
Yet another accidental shooting.

 
Hilary T. N. Seuss 2009-11-29 02:56:44 PM  
"I hate those geeses to pieces!"

 
thereisnospoon 2009-11-29 02:58:16 PM  
Two men have been injured after being shot while out hunting geese. The men, both 57, were part of an unorganised group who were shooting the birds on farmland in Dunning, Perthshire.



/ftfa

 
zulius 2009-11-29 02:58:47 PM  
img.chan4chan.com

 
aerojockey 2009-11-29 02:59:05 PM  
English Grammar 1, Submitter 0

 
thelordofcheese 2009-11-29 03:02:05 PM  
shaddap, PeTARrd.

 
gregscott [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 03:03:36 PM  
1. What's with the photo of a police station to illustrate this article?
2. What's with the "Kid-in-a-box" graphic on the police station sign?
3. Is it incidents like this that make hunting a sport?

/I would just like to know.

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2009-11-29 03:04:14 PM  
OnlyM3: In before the dick cheney references.

Dick pointed his gun at somebodys face and consciously pulled the trigger, which is fail.

Two people shot in the legs suggests a ricochet from a shotgun pointed in a somewhat safe direction. I would probably blame trigger discipline, but considering the relics that probably pass as hunting shotguns in the UK, I would not rule out the failure of the sear on an external hammer.

The difference between a hunting accident and fail.

 
hudef 2009-11-29 03:08:53 PM  
www.kampfkunst-centrum.de
Support the cool tag.


/malice to all hunters

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 03:10:58 PM  
fappomatic: AppleOptionEsc: Why is this article cool, PETAmitter?

Seconded. Why did the modmins light this with a "cool" tag?

Dear modmins, deleting my comment will automatically Godwin the thread because you know who else censored comments, dontcha?


Thirded.

People getting hurt accidentally isn't cool. Only an amoral pseudo-intellectual would think otherwise.

/life is food

 
liverpool1892 2009-11-29 03:14:04 PM  
Okay, so maybe the Brits really don't deserve to have firearms...

 
kilgorn 2009-11-29 03:14:18 PM  
Procurator Fiscal

What the hell do the Romulans have to do with this?

 
thereisnospoon 2009-11-29 03:17:27 PM  
dittybopper 2009-11-29 03:10:58 PM
fappomatic: AppleOptionEsc: Why is this article cool, PETAmitter?

Seconded. Why did the modmins light this with a "cool" tag?

Dear modmins, deleting my comment will automatically Godwin the thread because you know who else censored comments, dontcha?

Thirded.

People getting hurt accidentally isn't cool. Only an amoral pseudo-intellectual would think otherwise.

/life is food


life=food people=life so... people=food?

/just sayin'...

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2009-11-29 03:19:30 PM  
liverpool1892: Okay, so maybe the Brits really don't deserve to have firearms...

Maybe if they were allowed to have modern firearms with both mechanical and redundant safeties this would not have happened.

Or maybe if firearm ownership and safety was ingrained in the society the guns would have been handled properly and there would have been no injury.

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 03:19:48 PM  
hudef: Support the cool tag.


/malice to all hunters


Ah, so you're either a vegan, or a hypocrite.

If you're a vegan, though, you deny evolution, because evolution designed Homo sapiens as an obligate omnivore: There is no environment on Earth where you can live a healthy life long term on just the vegetation that grows naturally there. It's impossible: You have to eat some animal products, or you will become B12 deficient. It is only modern farming and transportation technology, along with modern chemistry, that allows a healthy vegan lifestyle.

If you aren't a vegan, and you eat and/or wear animal products, you are a hypocrite because you *PAY* other people to kill animals for you, all while denigrating those who take responsibility for it themselves.

So, which are you? Evolution denier, or hypocrite?

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 03:23:56 PM  
tsk tsk subby, everyone knows that the plural of geese is geesle.

 
badscooter [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 03:24:58 PM  
goosen

 
Earl of Chives 2009-11-29 03:25:44 PM  
dittybopper:
So, which are you? Evolution denier, or hypocrite?


The amount of your fail, both comment-wise and personally are off the charts. Enjoy.

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 03:25:59 PM  
thereisnospoon:
life=food people=life so... people=food?

/just sayin'...


Yes. Animals such as big cats, bears, sharks, and other predators have eaten us and our ancestors for millions upon millions of years.

We've even eaten each other, sometimes ceremonially, sometimes out of madness, and sometimes because there weren't any other food sources available.

So, yes, people=food, even though we don't normally like to think of ourselves that way.

/Long pig.

 
whataboutbob1974 2009-11-29 03:26:24 PM  
FTA: The men, both 57, were part of an organised group who were shooting the birds on farmland in Dunning, Perthshire.

Apparently not very well organized...

/Loves to hunt
//Mmm, geese...

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 03:31:22 PM  
Earl of Chives: dittybopper:
So, which are you? Evolution denier, or hypocrite?

The amount of your fail, both comment-wise and personally are off the charts. Enjoy.


Why? Please explain in detail.

Someone who eats meat and/or wears leather and fur, but who wishes malice towards hunters, is a hypocrite.

Someone who doesn't eat meat yet denigrates hunters, while being logically consistent, is actively going against human evolution by not eating meat or other animal protein.

 
Blipvert [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 03:34:44 PM  
Geeseii?

I hate geeses to pieces.

 
The Good Logins are Gone 2009-11-29 03:37:08 PM  
This just in, the geeseses were fighting back...

www.alpinecom.net

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 03:38:01 PM  
Blipvert: Geeseii?

I hate geeses to pieces.


Use a big enough gun, and that's what you'll end up with, Geeses Pieces.

www.instablogsimages.com

/Punt guns are no longer legal for waterfowl in the US.

 
hudef 2009-11-29 03:42:43 PM  
dittybopper: fappomatic: AppleOptionEsc: Why is this article cool, PETAmitter?

Seconded. Why did the modmins light this with a "cool" tag?

Dear modmins, deleting my comment will automatically Godwin the thread because you know who else censored comments, dontcha?

Thirded.

People getting hurt accidentally isn't cool. Only an amoral pseudo-intellectual would think otherwise.

/life is food


www.thecutereport.com

My sympathies lie with the ducks. The hunters can blow each others balls off for all I care. Nothing intellectual about it.

 
thereisnospoon 2009-11-29 03:43:32 PM  
dittybopper 2009-11-29 03:25:59 PM
thereisnospoon:
life=food people=life so... people=food?

/just sayin'...

Yes. Animals such as big cats, bears, sharks, and other predators have eaten us and our ancestors for millions upon millions of years.

We've even eaten each other, sometimes ceremonially, sometimes out of madness, and sometimes because there weren't any other food sources available.

So, yes, people=food, even though we don't normally like to think of ourselves that way.

/Long pig.


Fair enough. I just don't understand why people are shocked when they get shot on an "organized" hunting trip. Y'know, a buncha people running around the woods with guns seems like one of the absolute most likely places to get shot. ...Or hit by a ricochet or whatever.

/guns are neat

 
Greta_VanHouten 2009-11-29 03:44:39 PM  
img43.imageshack.us

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 03:44:41 PM  
hudef:
My sympathies lie with the ducks. The hunters can blow each others balls off for all I care. Nothing intellectual about it.


Obviously.

 
hudef 2009-11-29 03:45:35 PM  
Geeses ducks... whatever

 
hudef 2009-11-29 03:49:51 PM  
dittybopper: hudef: Support the cool tag.


/malice to all hunters

Ah, so you're either a vegan, or a hypocrite.

If you're a vegan, though, you deny evolution, because evolution designed Homo sapiens as an obligate omnivore: There is no environment on Earth where you can live a healthy life long term on just the vegetation that grows naturally there. It's impossible: You have to eat some animal products, or you will become B12 deficient. It is only modern farming and transportation technology, along with modern chemistry, that allows a healthy vegan lifestyle.

If you aren't a vegan, and you eat and/or wear animal products, you are a hypocrite because you *PAY* other people to kill animals for you, all while denigrating those who take responsibility for it themselves.

So, which are you? Evolution denier, or hypocrite?


Glad you care. I'm a lacto-vegetarian and have been one since I was 14. Take no supplements yet have no deficiencies.

Evolution denier? Why yes, that too.

 
scottydoesntknow 2009-11-29 03:58:31 PM  
hudef: dittybopper: hudef: Support the cool tag.


/malice to all hunters

Ah, so you're either a vegan, or a hypocrite.

If you're a vegan, though, you deny evolution, because evolution designed Homo sapiens as an obligate omnivore: There is no environment on Earth where you can live a healthy life long term on just the vegetation that grows naturally there. It's impossible: You have to eat some animal products, or you will become B12 deficient. It is only modern farming and transportation technology, along with modern chemistry, that allows a healthy vegan lifestyle.

If you aren't a vegan, and you eat and/or wear animal products, you are a hypocrite because you *PAY* other people to kill animals for you, all while denigrating those who take responsibility for it themselves.

So, which are you? Evolution denier, or hypocrite?

Glad you care. I'm a lacto-vegetarian and have been one since I was 14. Take no supplements yet have no deficiencies.

Evolution denier? Why yes, that too.


You drink your own breast milk?

 
ParaHandy 2009-11-29 04:01:52 PM  
kilgorn: Procurator Fiscal

What the hell do the Romulans have to do with this?


It's Scottish for D.A.

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 04:06:00 PM  
thereisnospoon:
Fair enough. I just don't understand why people are shocked when they get shot on an "organized" hunting trip. Y'know, a buncha people running around the woods with guns seems like one of the absolute most likely places to get shot. ...Or hit by a ricochet or whatever.

/guns are neat


Actually, it isn't.

I've been hunting for 30 years now. I know a lot of hunters. The hunters that I know know a lot of hunters. Yet none of us have ever heard of someone we know getting shot while out hunting.

Obviously, it does happen. But it's such a rare event that it's almost nonexistent. In New York State, there were 39 fatal hunting accidents involving firearms between 1989 and 1995, or about 6.5 a year. That works out to a rate of .78 fatalities per 100,000 hunters.

On the other hand, the rate of fatal vehicle accidents in New York State is 10 times higher, at 7.82 per 100,000 (1,558 fatalities in 2006). It's actually likely to be higher, though, because that rate is per 100,000 population, not 100,000 drivers.

It's extremely rare. You are more likely to get killed driving to your hunting spot than you are to get killed by a fellow hunter.

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 04:07:03 PM  
hudef: Geeses ducks... whatever

Hey, don't get all intellectual on us.

 
dittybopper 2009-11-29 04:15:42 PM  
hudef:
Glad you care. I'm a lacto-vegetarian and have been one since I was 14. Take no supplements yet have no deficiencies.

Evolution denier? Why yes, that too.


Cut out the milk products and then talk to me about it.

 
Nimitz 2009-11-29 04:16:36 PM  
goosehavencanada.com

Check the scoreboard again

 
40below [TotalFark] 2009-11-29 04:24:21 PM  
Nimitz: Check the scoreboard again

Bunch of those are Canada geese. Go ahead and try to eat them. They'll get their revenge then.

 
SumoJeb 2009-11-29 04:24:57 PM  
hudef: dittybopper: hudef: Support the cool tag.


/malice to all hunters

Ah, so you're either a vegan, or a hypocrite.

If you're a vegan, though, you deny evolution, because evolution designed Homo sapiens as an obligate omnivore: There is no environment on Earth where you can live a healthy life long term on just the vegetation that grows naturally there. It's impossible: You have to eat some animal products, or you will become B12 deficient. It is only modern farming and transportation technology, along with modern chemistry, that allows a healthy vegan lifestyle.

If you aren't a vegan, and you eat and/or wear animal products, you are a hypocrite because you *PAY* other people to kill animals for you, all while denigrating those who take responsibility for it themselves.

So, which are you? Evolution denier, or hypocrite?

Glad you care. I'm a lacto-vegetarian and have been one since I was 14. Take no supplements yet have no deficiencies.

Evolution denier? Why yes, that too.


You are an awful photographer. I hope that isn't your day job.

 
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