This is Ponderous.

These people and their silly oral traditions. The truth got lost over the years. In fact, performing oral sex on a live albino extends your life span. We should form a U.N. relief agency to teach Africans that simple fact.

Barack Obama on crazy killing spree in his home town ?

This puts "Kick a Ginger Day" into a whole new light.

I told the witch doctor I want to murder you...

Not exactly breaking news...

Vengeance demands we seek the Albino and kill him!

LOLAFRICA

If only the religious right in America had access to albinos.. There's no telling what they could accomplish with that kind of power.

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla, bing bang!

Now all the albinos have to do is convince the people of their country that WITCH DOCTORS is good eatin'.

What an albino may look like:



/hawt

This is a very old repeat. (new window)

I was going to make a snide comment about "witch doctors" but I don't know if we're doing any better.

puuukeey: Barack Obama on crazy killing spree in his home town ?

Wow, Obama in three posts. Nice work.

You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder will make the bad spirits go away.

wild9: You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder will make the bad spirits go away.

No kidding. Everyone knows you need to sacrifice the most pristine human in the village to appease the fire gods.

wild9: You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder will make the bad spirits go away.

Remember these are the same people that believe having sex with a virgin child will cure AIDS.

mjoven1975: This is a very old repeat.

No it isn't. This is an article about 10,000 albinos being in hiding. The one you linked wasn't.

Take the midget! He has a pot of magical gold if you catch him! LEAVE ME ALONE!

wild9: You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder will make the bad spirits go away.

Does symbolically eating someone count?

Fark should have a "WTF Africa?" tag. It's like Florida, only with more dismembering. And rape. And genocide. And infectious diseases. And machete massacres. And rape.

Headline reminds me of:

Link (new window)

You all know powdered witch doctor bones are the ultimate aphrodisiac.

The Invisible Sky Wizard: Fark should have a "WTF Africa?" tag. It's like Florida, only with more dismembering. And rape. And genocide. And infectious diseases. And machete massacres. And rape.

You said "rape" twice.

12349876: wild9: You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder will make the bad spirits go away.

Does symbolically eating someone count?

I got under some people's skin pretty hard last night by pointing out that I didn't really see that big a difference between the ritual cannibalism of some indigenous tribes and what Christians do on Sundays.

/it was fun

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: The Invisible Sky Wizard: Fark should have a "WTF Africa?" tag. It's like Florida, only with more dismembering. And rape. And genocide. And infectious diseases. And machete massacres. And rape.

You said "rape" twice.

He likes rape.

MuadDib: 12349876: wild9: You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder will make the bad spirits go away.

Does symbolically eating someone count?

I got under some people's skin pretty hard last night by pointing out that I didn't really see that big a difference between the ritual cannibalism of some indigenous tribes and what Christians do on Sundays.

/it was fun

I don't know why your post made me think of this, but if Jesus was actually black do you think a "cracker" would be representative of a black Jesus body? Maybe they would hand out licorice instead.

/Sorry I know there was a whole lot of stupid in my post.

Africa. Are the people killing the Albinos the same ones that believe if you have sex with a virgin, you'll be cured of AIDS? And since there are no virgins below the age of 14, men with AIDS are raping children and in many cases infants (you know, just to be sure she's a virgin.) Yeah, let's send them more money.

How many times is Fark gonna greenlight this story?

Fri April 04, 2008: Main - Witch doctors blamed for increasing number of murders of albinos in Tanzania. That's beyond the pale (link)

Sun October 19, 2008: Main - Tanzanian albinos stage protest to shed light on murders commited by witch doctors, ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla bing bang (link)

Sat March 14, 2009: Main - Albinos give the ol' pinkeye to gangs of thugs who like to kill them and turn their organs into lucky charms. "We are urging the international community to exert some pressure," says their leader, Keychain (link)

And another green referenced the story:

Thu June 12, 2008: Main - Times of India dispels Newman cancer rumors in between stories about vampire monkey gods and guide to harvesting organs of albinos to increase potency (link)

For you youngsters, here's where the tagline came from, complete with cutting edge special effects.

cryinoutloud: I was going to make a snide comment about "witch doctors" but I don't know if we're doing any better.

Really? You're not sure if faith healing is worse than dismembering unusual humans and endangered species for equally unhelpful health results? Hate your own culture much?

A thread about Africa and the third reply is an Obama joke.

Fark dot com, yall!

Bring me his head. I want the Redskins to win.

wild9: You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder wafers and wine will make the bad spirits go away.

MuadDib: I got under some people's skin

I see what you did there.

farkingismybusiness: Bring me his head. I want the Redskins to win.

One of the worst movies in the history of the world. It ranks right up there with Ishtar.

This gets published once a year in one outlet or another. I don't think there is anyone who doesn't know of this superstition by now.

Last seen heading for the hills:

limboslam: Africa. Are the people killing the Albinos the same ones that believe if you have sex with a virgin, you'll be cured of AIDS? And since there are no virgins below the age of 14, men with AIDS are raping children and in many cases infants (you know, just to be sure she's a virgin.) Yeah, let's send them more money.

Is it any sillier than the belief that if you wear a condom to prevent AIDS an omnipotent man in the sky, who really loves you, will damn your soul to a fiery hell for all eternity?

The Angry Hand of God: wild9: You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder will make the bad spirits go away.

Remember these are the same people that believe having sex with a virgin child will cure AIDS.

That belief is not as common as you might think. (new window)

eraser8: How many times is Fark gonna greenlight this story?
Fri April 04, 2008: Main - Witch doctors blamed for increasing number of murders of albinos in Tanzania. That's beyond the pale (link)

Sun October 19, 2008: Main - Tanzanian albinos stage protest to shed light on murders commited by witch doctors, ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla bing bang (link)

Sat March 14, 2009: Main - Albinos give the ol' pinkeye to gangs of thugs who like to kill them and turn their organs into lucky charms. "We are urging the international community to exert some pressure," says their leader, Keychain (link)
And another green referenced the story:
Thu June 12, 2008: Main - Times of India dispels Newman cancer rumors in between stories about vampire monkey gods and guide to harvesting organs of albinos to increase potency (link)

A) It's new to me.
B) This is something I'd like to know about.
C) I'm not about to complain about a repeat if it means the media sees a value in reporting lesser-known stories of actual value.

The media's actually doing its job for once. Let's not pressure them into going back to fawning over the Kardashians.

Yeah, but if you eat enough albino flesh, you'll be able to use their powerful albino weaponry.

/fookin' albinos

anfrind: The Angry Hand of God: wild9: You gotta be pretty farking backwards to believe eating someone with a genetic disorder will make the bad spirits go away.

Remember these are the same people that believe having sex with a virgin child will cure AIDS.

That belief is not as common as you might think. (new window)

I would appreciate it if you didn't take the time to debunk my ignorant and bigoted views against other cultures, thank you.

jvl: cryinoutloud: I was going to make a snide comment about "witch doctors" but I don't know if we're doing any better.

Really? You're not sure if faith healing is worse than dismembering unusual humans and endangered species for equally unhelpful health results? Hate your own culture much?

While I completely agree with the point you're trying to make to this individual, I have to say that as someone from a different culture that is also a part of American society or civilization, I don't think this is really the best way to try and communicate this. Faith healing happens in my country, it is not a part of my culture.

No wonder the white people got the hell out of Africa.

eraser8: How many times is Fark gonna greenlight this story?Fri April 04, 2008: Main - Witch doctors blamed for increasing number of murders of albinos in Tanzania. That's beyond the pale (link)

Sun October 19, 2008: Main - Tanzanian albinos stage protest to shed light on murders commited by witch doctors, ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang, walla walla bing bang (link)

Sat March 14, 2009: Main - Albinos give the ol' pinkeye to gangs of thugs who like to kill them and turn their organs into lucky charms. "We are urging the international community to exert some pressure," says their leader, Keychain (link)And another green referenced the story: Thu June 12, 2008: Main - Times of India dispels Newman cancer rumors in between stories about vampire monkey gods and guide to harvesting organs of albinos to increase potency (link)

Got some time on your hands I see.

The Angry Hand of God: I would appreciate it if you didn't take the time to debunk my ignorant and bigoted views against other cultures, thank you.

Ah, Africa. What will they come by next ? raping infants cures AIDS ?

oh wait..

When are many Africans and Asians going to come out of the fricking stone age?!