I imagine it serves a similar demographic to the anti-social individualists who lives an atheistic life of cold, calculated rationality and logic, looks with contempt and disdain upon those lesser-evolved sheeple with whom he is forced to share an overcrowded earth, and then logs onto Fark to tell everyone about it.

It would be hilarious if the post count on this thread stayed at 1.

Though now that I've posted... it is not to be.

These are mingling crabs!

You know how you can tell the extroverts at the NSA? They look at other people's shoes in the elevator.

Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

Those aren't hermits. Those are socially-inept loners. There is a difference, and it's called "choice".

I vaguely recall a Monty Python sketch about this. Or did I dream it?

You mean, like, IRC?

LavenderWolf: Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

I came to make this reference, leaving satisfied.

/You've got a hand. In a jar. In your bag.

What a social hermit may look like:

What a couple of retards. They're a couple, first of all, so neither one of them are "hermits."

From their perch in the woods, the Fredettes will continue their efforts as long as they can, finding a way to bring together those who have chosen to live apart.

Fark. It's just like all the other "individualists" who go out and try to be just like everybody else in their group. Christ on a pogo stick. I need something to express my rage at this.................

As a hermit just let me say this. You suck. You all suck and make me miserable when I'm around you.

Thank you for your time.

Pocket Ninja: I imagine it serves a similar demographic to the anti-social individualists who lives an atheistic life of cold, calculated rationality and logic, looks with contempt and disdain upon those lesser-evolved sheeple with whom he is forced to share an overcrowded earth, and then logs onto Fark to tell everyone about it.

...its like you're in my mind...shut up

chrisdmid: LavenderWolf: Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

I came to make this reference, leaving satisfied.

/You've got a hand. In a jar. In your bag.

I love that hand.

What a hermit may look like.



/Hot. Like Mrs. Brown's daughter.

I am a total shut-in ... I'm getting a kick from these replies.

LavenderWolf: Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

THIS

NuclearPenguins: What a social hermit may look like:

He'd never go back to public relations.

Here I am with half a wall wattled, and what'll I doooooo?

I call my home The Hermitarium.

//hot like a beard

cryinoutloud: What a couple of retards. They're a couple, first of all, so neither one of them are "hermits."

Somebody has to retrieve the weekly food and liquor. A slightly more gregarious hermitess makes it possible for the hermit to have no contact with the general population at all. Plus there's hermit sex!

"hermit" crabs. NOT. I mean, just look at them all.........

Rugged individualists love their boundless freedom and chart their own way in life. It just happens to exactly coincide with the path charted by millions of other rugged freedom seekers.

It's not as uncommon as you think... Where I live, I can't see a house that's less than 2 miles away. But the 'neighbors' like to be 'neighborly' - we get together at each others houses periodically - and we have a 'home owners association' that mostly serves to help us coordinate snow plowing and trail grading, since there is no govt. provided trail maintenance of any kind.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

/should not be obscure

NuclearPenguins: What a social hermit may look like:

came for this.

"Ironic" tag hiding in a cave somewhere.

It's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social.

Pocket Ninja: I imagine it serves a similar demographic to the anti-social individualists who lives an atheistic life of cold, calculated rationality and logic, looks with contempt and disdain upon those lesser-evolved sheeple with whom he is forced to share an overcrowded earth, and then logs onto Fark to tell everyone about it.

I am an anti-social individualist who looks with contempt and disdain upon those lesser-evolved sheeple with whom I am forced to share an overcrowded earth, so I'm getting a kick out of this comment.

/so very lonely

Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

EREMITES UNITE!!

/empaths have excellent reason to be hermit-like!

I'd be a hermit if I didn't have to live in this freaking city so that I could earn enough money to be a hermit. But it is this freaking city that made me want to be a hermit in the first place. Wait... Id I just walk in a circle?

AmazingRuss: Plus there's hermit sex!

I think they call that "masturbation"..

johnson442: EREMITES UNITE!!

/empaths have excellent reason to be hermit-like!

Ear mites you say? You should get that looked at.....

Oh happy day! Finally, a newsletter for me!

LavenderWolf: Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

Damn, beat me to it!

/are you my mummy?
//it's bigger on the inside
///etc, etc

genner: Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

I'm ok with you repeating that quote on this thread since you gave me what I REALLY came here for...

Pocket Ninja: I imagine it serves a similar demographic to the anti-social individualists who lives an atheistic life of cold, calculated rationality and logic, looks with contempt and disdain upon those lesser-evolved sheeple with whom he is forced to share an overcrowded earth, and then logs onto Fark to tell everyone about it.

I do love you.

I'd invite you over to drink beer and make babies, but I'm engaged in cold, calculating, logical somethingorother right now. Being a hermit and all that.

I'm not a hermit, but I was president of the Anarchists' Club in high school.

Apathy is awesome!!

Yeeeeaaaahhh... and I'm starting a porn site for people who don't masturbate.

Suede head: I vaguely recall a Monty Python sketch about this. Or did I dream it?

No, here it is.


/Leaving this thread before it gets too silly.

SpinzGirl: genner: Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.

I'm ok with you repeating that quote on this thread since you gave me what I REALLY came here for...

My unbridled witt and charm?

i subscribe to an MMORPG for hermits, based off the IRL engine... it's called Teh Internets.

Came here for the Doctor Who references.

/ Leaving happy

sociable hermits

WoW thread?

/glad it's not one

i'm a hermit because the world is full of stupid people i can't stand.