"The couple walked by the window and the guy looked too much. The woman wacked him with her purse, then she called the police," Powley told PIX News. "The police were great. They came by and they laughed because nothing lewd is going on here. It's just playful."

... so, she hit him, then called the police on him, because he gawked at another woman?

Yeah, I would say, "Dump that. Now. Burn her shiat in front of her..." but if he did, she might kill him.

The police should have tased her.

I read that headline a couple of times.

TehNacho: ... so, she hit him, then called the police on him, because he gawked at another woman?

I think she probably called the police on the store trying to claim that they had lewd mannequins up there. The joke would have been on her if the guy had told the cops she assaulted him.

exick: TehNacho: ... so, she hit him, then called the police on him, because he gawked at another woman?

I think she probably called the police on the store trying to claim that they had lewd mannequins up there. The joke would have been on her if the guy had told the cops she assaulted him.

Hm, not a bad point.

But still, biatch needed a dumping, and a tasering.

Well, I know where I'll be tomorrow!

and thanks for the kudos on L&T. It may be recycled, it may be the last time L&T does Christmas windows in this vein, but dammit, it's my design work and I'll take the compliment.

You know what this window display needs? A webcam.

I guess maybe I will be wandering into the city tomorrow...

I support this.

/as long as it's not at Lane Bryant

TehNacho: "The couple walked by the window and the guy looked too much. The woman wacked him with her purse, then she called the police," Powley told PIX News. "The police were great. They came by and they laughed because nothing lewd is going on here. It's just playful."

ditch the biatch

FARK needs a method for banning people who post idiotic, cliched headlines.

TTIUWV

I think it's a nice concept to see something live instead of seeing fake things in the windows

How can she tell?


Good Behavior Day: You know what this window display needs? A webcam.

A shower stall couldn't hurt, either, preferably with both of them in white tanktops.

/Ohhh yeah...

Fake.

drinki bird: I guess maybe I will be wandering into the city tomorrow...

My thoughts exactly....

I want to see a window display of crash test dummies.

I'm guessing these ladies are a little beefy.

same site, more relevant to my interests

Link (new window)

Do they have a cup?

The f*ck did that headline say?

It is a bad idea to buy your wife or girlfriend lingere for her birthday.

It is the worst idea to buy lingere for your wife AND girlfriend, especially if they differ greatly in size.

I once bought mine a cheerleader uniform for MY birthday though.

Peeeek-a-boo!

Can I text them with requests?

Walker: The f*ck did that headline say?

Yeah....the f*ck?

boy that headline is a mess.

/fails at such an easy meme

Meh. I don't personally have a problem with this, but I'm sure many people will come out of their holes to complain about it.

TehNacho: "The couple walked by the window and the guy looked too much. The woman wacked him with her purse, then she called the police," Powley told PIX News. "The police were great. They came by and they laughed because nothing lewd is going on here. It's just playful."

... so, she hit him, then called the police on him, because he gawked at another woman?

Yeah, I would say, "Dump that. Now. Burn her shiat in front of her..." but if he did, she might kill him.

The police should have tased her.

I guess the world of romantic comedies has finally won.

"This window doesn't look like a clothing advertisement to me. It looks like these girls are waiting for some customers to come along."



...duh

Walker: The f*ck did that headline say?

Something about your mom.

Antilope: I want to see a window display of crash test dummies.

They do. Check out the Betty Ford exhibit.

LOL That headline was funny the first couple of times but you already stopped reading this because you were too busy beating off to your headline counter.

Sheesh, is there anything Fark won't beat like a dead horse!?

So the NY penal code is OK with this?

que

bugmn99: Peeeek-a-boo!

Blue Velvet reference?

Nice default-male viewpoint, subby.

Mayah: Nice default-male viewpoint, subby.

Welcome to Internet.

TFA: The display -- which plays out more like a peep show -- has drawn hundreds of men.

And a fair number of women, I would wager.

*looks at author's name*

Ahhh... well, that explains the tone.

Relatively Obscure: Mayah: Nice default-male viewpoint, subby.

Welcome to Internet.

I eat mop: same site, more relevant to my interests

Link (new window)

I don't know who any of those people are.

.

What a female in lingerie, in Zozo, may look like.

/Oh wait, XOXO?

Relatively Obscure: Mayah: Nice default-male viewpoint, subby.

Welcome to Internet.

More like welcome to Fark. Wasn't too long ago when the main page was full of SbB tit advertisements and dozens of tit threads.

/few dicks, too, but this is the internet. manworld.

I accidentally the whole headline.

bhcompy: More like welcome to Fark. Wasn't too long ago when the main page was full of SbB tit advertisements and dozens of tit threads.

Sigh. I miss the good times on fark.

Mayah: Nice default-male viewpoint, subby.

Nice heteronormative tunnel-vision there, Mayah. Why do you hate lesbians? Aren't they also entitled to enjoy the freely offered spectacle of attractively-dressed women?

Way to post a headline that will end up with users leaving FARK. Half of them will now be on Fifth Avenue gawking instead of providing HITS!@

I can't believe this hasn't happened yet...

Lingerie thread!



/hawt

Mayah: Nice default-male viewpoint, subby.

Hey biatch, when you start paying for the headline submissions, we'll follow your guidelines. Until then, since subby is probably a man, I see no reason why his default viewpoint wouldn't be male oriented, just like your default viewpoint is undoubtedly stupid victimized coont oriented.

/aren't you supposed to be working on your wish list and begging for total fark sponsorships?

Witchydiva: I can't believe this hasn't happened yet...

Lingerie thread!



/hawt

Nice default-male viewpoint, Witchy.

EverWatcher: Mayah: Nice default-male viewpoint, subby.

Nice heteronormative tunnel-vision there, Mayah. Why do you hate lesbians? Aren't they also entitled to enjoy the freely offered spectacle of attractively-dressed women?

Burn.