It tastes like chicken.

Spend your money on groceries, not on overpriced cable Internet service.

Ok see, when your computer says "I'm a mac", it doesn't mean "I'm a big mac."

OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU THINK I TAKE TWILIGHT TOO SRSLY!

Newly in a lesbian relationship, a friend of her lover said that Adele likes being bitten, her understanding had some latitude to it.

Mmmmrrrggrrphhhhwwwwwrrrrrgg.

nom nom nom

Nice, but I'd rather be munching carpet

It doesn't taste like an apple...

"As Big Marge took her hard from behind, Sally grabbed the nearest thing she could find to stifle the screams. Just a few more minutes of the strap-on, and she'd be a junior partner."

Dell users bite

this is how I feel sometimes after reading some of the asinine articles here.

That was a funny farking headline! Why don't I ever get GREEN LIT!!!

Marge was sure she had discovered the secret to sparkling white teeth, that most dentists had thought she would never discover.

When my jaw gets stronger I will be able to masturbate with BOTH hands!

AWWWHH TTHHHIIITTTTT!!!! MAH THHHUUNGGG ITHH THUUUCCKKK!

GeeGee:

*crosses legs*

/insert other "Clue" reference here.

AAAAARRRGH! This laptop bytes!

E.S.Q.: AAAAARRRGH! This laptop takes bytes!

After viewing one too many of Gorgor's links, Mary's brain finally cracks.

Harmonica SOLO!!!!

Helen did not realize that "no teeth" was just important in cyber sexting as it was in real life.

nice teeth

In b4 megabyte joke!

Software2: In b4 megabyte joke!

Are you saying my joke wasn't mega?

You are soooo uninvited to my birthday party!

spentmiles: That was a funny farking headline! Why don't I ever get GREEN LIT!!!

The modmins aren't permitted to green anything submitted by one of us liters.

/deal with it

Friskya: spentmiles: That was a funny farking headline! Why don't I ever get GREEN LIT!!!

The modmins aren't permitted to green anything submitted by one of us liters.

/deal with it

Not true. I've been greenlighted as a liter. Sometimes, it's just the breaks. Or the mood of the mod.

Jean Jameson accidentally discovers her daughters profession.

ciocia: Friskya: spentmiles: That was a funny farking headline! Why don't I ever get GREEN LIT!!!

The modmins aren't permitted to green anything submitted by one of us liters.

/deal with it

Not true. I've been greenlighted as a liter. Sometimes, it's just the breaks. Or the mood of the mod.

I think spentmiles was captioning the photo, not making a personal statement.

Not a caption, but one of my old NES controllers still has bite marks on it from a particularly brutal Super Mario Brothers session.

Super PoliGrip, now with 50% more strong hold. Super strong all day long! More gription for your money!

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Dude, you're blowin' a Dell!

She took the chatroom's message "Bite Me" literally.

Friskya: spentmiles: That was a funny farking headline! Why don't I ever get GREEN LIT!!!

The modmins aren't permitted to green anything submitted by one of us liters.

/deal with it

He was captioning the picture, not complaining about a lack of greenlights!

DOH!

No, I said use your MOUSE!

Susan attempts to discover what a byte is.

A woman bites down on a laptop to stifle her vomit, while watching "Two Girls One Cup".

"I don't understand. I can't giggle AND bite?"

"You're Doing It Wrong: The Ultimate Guide to Cybersex for Dummies"

Fig 4.2 In order to re-seat the GPU apply firm downward pressure to the lower quarter of the case near the trackpad.

Dell's new amputee friendly laptop can be controlled by using just your jaw. (Arms to hold laptop not included)