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(Fox News) Fail The Teflon Son: John Gotti Jr. not convicted again   (foxnews.com) divider line 84
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Sargun 2009-11-28 07:11:12 PM  
Jesus farking Christ.

 
Thisbymaster 2009-11-28 07:16:43 PM  
I am have a feeling that one of the jurors has a family member getting worked over by his men.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-11-28 07:16:54 PM  
Not Teflon. He's GREASY.

 
Fluffball 2009-11-28 07:17:34 PM  
Apparently he's quite the mob in his defense.

 
Kentucky Fried Children 2009-11-28 07:17:40 PM  
Really? How farking hard is it to convict this guy?

/give a hand to his lawyers, they must be golden
//... or inept government prosecutors 4x, take your pick

 
GungFu 2009-11-28 07:17:50 PM  
The grease must help.

 
DrunkenBob 2009-11-28 07:19:06 PM  
You want to stop him, you have to dirty your hands and organize a lynch mob.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:20:59 PM  
I know a New York City juror who got death threats in a much lesser case than that. It only takes one holdout.

In some state court systems the prosecutor has to give up after a few hung juries. Not federal, obviously.

 
Goodfella 2009-11-28 07:21:33 PM  
Thisbymaster: I am have a feeling that one of the jurors has a family member getting worked over by his men.


BS. There's no such thing as the mafia. It's just a method used to slur Italian-Americans.

 
RockIsDead 2009-11-28 07:21:51 PM  
Yeah, let's hear it for our fine criminal justice system!

KSM, you're up next.

 
LittleSmitty 2009-11-28 07:22:03 PM  
Yeah, fear of death (or a healthy dose of $$$) may be a factor here.

Or not. One mans criminal is another mans hero.

 
ABQGOD 2009-11-28 07:22:10 PM  
The img1.fark.net tag is out back losing its kneecaps...

 
Crudbucket 2009-11-28 07:24:03 PM  
Maybe he's really innocent?

 
ultraholland [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:26:27 PM  
Fluffball: Apparently he's quite the mob in his defense.

I'm still trying to figure out how one quites the mob

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:26:30 PM  
Crudbucket: Maybe he's really innocent?

If he were really innocent he wouldn't have asked for a jury trial.

 
zato_ichi 2009-11-28 07:28:29 PM  
fark all that...GUIDO THREAD!!!!

 
Hetfield 2009-11-28 07:28:30 PM  
Welcome to Obama's America.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:29:24 PM  
RockIsDead: Yeah, let's hear it for our fine criminal justice system!

KSM, you're up next.


Somehow I don't think you'll get a hung jury on a 9/11 terrorist in new york farking city.

 
zato_ichi 2009-11-28 07:31:28 PM  
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RockIsDead 2009-11-28 07:37:05 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: RockIsDead: Yeah, let's hear it for our fine criminal justice system!

KSM, you're up next.

Somehow I don't think you'll get a hung jury on a 9/11 terrorist in new york farking city.


If it's merely a phony show trial then why bother?

 
LavenderWolf 2009-11-28 07:37:18 PM  
So nobody here actually considered the possibility that he has indeed left the mobster life?

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:39:04 PM  
RockIsDead: cameroncrazy1984: RockIsDead: Yeah, let's hear it for our fine criminal justice system!

KSM, you're up next.

Somehow I don't think you'll get a hung jury on a 9/11 terrorist in new york farking city.

If it's merely a phony show trial then why bother?


Dammit a troll has a point. Stuck between RockIsDead and cameroncrazy1984 troll verses douchebag and the troll is actually right.

 
Sir Charles 2009-11-28 07:41:23 PM  
why is there guidos?

 
Constable Tom 2009-11-28 07:41:27 PM  
www.sfgate.com

 
Grey Street 2009-11-28 07:41:53 PM  
This just reminds me that "Jersey Shore" premieres this week.

 
LavenderWolf 2009-11-28 07:43:02 PM  
RockIsDead: cameroncrazy1984: RockIsDead: Yeah, let's hear it for our fine criminal justice system!

KSM, you're up next.

Somehow I don't think you'll get a hung jury on a 9/11 terrorist in new york farking city.

If it's merely a phony show trial then why bother?


The outcome can be a foregone conclusion without it being a 'show trial.'

If I kidnap you, mount you to a pole in times square and proceed to flog you silly with a cat o nine tails, taking pictures the whole time, there will still be a trial even though everyone and his dog knows I did it. That's still justice.

The only thing this case really hinges upon is whether or not he planned the attack (or whatever it is he is accused of). If the prosecution can demonstrate that, then fantastic for them. If he has an alibi of some fashion, or they cannot prove that he planned it, then he's got about a 50/50 chance of being convicted anyways.

Had I been in power of a nation like the US while under a 9/11 type attack, I sure as hell wouldn't wait around for months then invade a country tangentially related to the attack. I'd be ordering all forces to their posts, reservists guarding the home front and every man and woman in the regs going overseas to kick some farking ass. The only trial would be my war crimes tribunal.

/There's a good reason I'm not a politician

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:44:48 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser: Dammit a troll has a point. Stuck between RockIsDead and cameroncrazy1984 troll verses douchebag and the troll is actually right.

Mwahaha. All a part of my evil plan.

 
John Henry Eden 2009-11-28 07:45:08 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Hey losers. You think making fun of people from the tri-State is funny? My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pvssy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pics of boobies and beer"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shiat was SO cash). You are all maggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my biatch

 
Heebeegeebees 2009-11-28 07:46:19 PM  
How many Fox talking heads are going to use the "They can't even convict Gotti" line?

 
nostudme 2009-11-28 07:46:53 PM  
LavenderWolf for POTUS.

 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:47:18 PM  
Posting this just because he's such a dabba don (new window for you to get that thing I posted).

/Ha-ha! Body in a wood chipper!

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:47:44 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: globalwarmingpraiser: Dammit a troll has a point. Stuck between RockIsDead and cameroncrazy1984 troll verses douchebag and the troll is actually right.

Mwahaha. All a part of my evil plan.


Dude you made RockIsDead right. He is a fricking annoying troll. I mean I understand you are kinda young and all, poor taste in teams to support, but making a hardcore troll look good. You should punish yourself. Go to /b/ and refresh every minute for 15 minutes.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:49:40 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser: cameroncrazy1984: globalwarmingpraiser: Dammit a troll has a point. Stuck between RockIsDead and cameroncrazy1984 troll verses douchebag and the troll is actually right.

Mwahaha. All a part of my evil plan.

Dude you made RockIsDead right. He is a fricking annoying troll. I mean I understand you are kinda young and all, poor taste in teams to support, but making a hardcore troll look good. You should punish yourself. Go to /b/ and refresh every minute for 15 minutes.


Wait a minute. You thought it was RockIsDead that had the point? Are you serious?

You can't be serious.

 
Phoenix_M 2009-11-28 07:50:00 PM  
Is it true John Gotti Jr. is a homosexual? I understand he likes to suck men dry like his dead father.

 
Hetfield 2009-11-28 07:51:36 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: You can't be serious.

He is serious. And stop calling him Shirley.

 
Sir Charles 2009-11-28 07:54:03 PM  
Phoenix_M: Is it true John Gotti Jr. is a homosexual? I understand he likes to suck men dry like his dead father.

he hasn't denied it.

why hasn't he denied it?

 
Hector Remarkable 2009-11-28 07:54:18 PM  
So now he's an average nobody and gets to live the rest of his life as a shnook.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 07:59:42 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: globalwarmingpraiser: cameroncrazy1984: globalwarmingpraiser: Dammit a troll has a point. Stuck between RockIsDead and cameroncrazy1984 troll verses douchebag and the troll is actually right.

Mwahaha. All a part of my evil plan.

Dude you made RockIsDead right. He is a fricking annoying troll. I mean I understand you are kinda young and all, poor taste in teams to support, but making a hardcore troll look good. You should punish yourself. Go to /b/ and refresh every minute for 15 minutes.

Wait a minute. You thought it was RockIsDead that had the point? Are you serious?

You can't be serious.


No your not a troll, a douchebag at times sure, but if the KSM trial appears to be a show trial it will look bad. we should have declared KSM and all POW's and treated them as such. Said this during the Bush years.

 
Sir Charles 2009-11-28 08:02:49 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser: we should have declared KSM and all POW's and treated them as such. Said this during the Bush years.

what does their uniform look like? do they have a flag? they are required to give out their rank, what about that?

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 08:05:58 PM  
Sir Charles: globalwarmingpraiser: we should have declared KSM and all POW's and treated them as such. Said this during the Bush years.

what does their uniform look like? do they have a flag? they are required to give out their rank, what about that?


POW status would have solved a lot of problems and since they don't get paid no more money out of out pocket. We wouldn't be worried about this. See what I mean.

 
LavenderWolf 2009-11-28 08:06:05 PM  
nostudme: LavenderWolf for POTUS.

That'd be awesome but you'd sorta have to change that constitution thing to let non-american born non-citizens become POTUS.

 
Ishkur 2009-11-28 08:09:37 PM  
John Henry Eden: I'm a guido

Bravo good sir. If you can back it up with a few more pics and posts, you will become more legendary than 26-minutes guy and homeschooled-girlfriend guy.

Please don't let us down.

 
pervvywanker 2009-11-28 08:09:45 PM  
John Henry Eden: Hey losers. You think making fun of people from the tri-State is funny? My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pvssy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to pics of boobies and beer"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shiat was SO cash). You are all maggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my biatch


This looks like two lesbians.

 
Racht [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 08:11:32 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser:
POW status would have solved a lot of problems


Yes, I'm sure it would have. Of course, given that we're not actually at war with a country but rather in a war against "terror", it's hard to determine who exactly is a soldier of "terror". Certainly they don't have a capital, a flag, or a noticable army.

 
Gyrfalcon 2009-11-28 08:19:18 PM  
DrunkenBob: You want to stop him, you have to dirty your hands and organize a lynch mobneighborhood ethnically based community relations group for suspension of socially dangerous elements.

FTFY

John Sr. was never a member of "the mob". He never even heard of "the mob." And his attorney was of the finest quality.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 08:20:50 PM  
Racht: globalwarmingpraiser:
POW status would have solved a lot of problems

Yes, I'm sure it would have. Of course, given that we're not actually at war with a country but rather in a war against "terror", it's hard to determine who exactly is a soldier of "terror". Certainly they don't have a capital, a flag, or a noticable army.


And, of course, the 93 bombers certainly all got acquitted and are now walking the streets of New York. Can't let that happen again.

 
dontbreakthebend 2009-11-28 08:33:42 PM  
Ishkur: John Henry Eden: I'm a guido

Bravo good sir. If you can back it up with a few more pics and posts, you will become more legendary than 26-minutes guy and homeschooled-girlfriend guy.

Please don't let us down.


i second this. every part of my being wants to believe this is real.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 08:34:35 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: Racht: globalwarmingpraiser:
POW status would have solved a lot of problems

Yes, I'm sure it would have. Of course, given that we're not actually at war with a country but rather in a war against "terror", it's hard to determine who exactly is a soldier of "terror". Certainly they don't have a capital, a flag, or a noticable army.

And, of course, the 93 bombers certainly all got acquitted and are now walking the streets of New York. Can't let that happen again.


Different situation man. No waterboarding, Miranda was given, et all. That was set up for a civilian trial. If this had been set up for a civilian trial I would agree. A lot of crucial evidence will have to be excluded or this is a show trial. We must follow our own rules here.

 
jimi32 2009-11-28 08:35:08 PM  
Goodfella: Thisbymaster: I am have a feeling that one of the jurors has a family member getting worked over by his men.


BS. There's no such thing as the mafia. It's just a method used to slur Italian-Americans.


Did you hear about the new Italian tires?
dago, wopa, wopa, wopa....

 
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