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(TMZ) Followup It was Mrs. Woods, in the driveway, with the golf club   (tmz.com) divider line 395
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archichris [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 10:44:15 AM  
Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

 
santadog [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 11:49:03 AM  
archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

Money does not = happiness or sanity

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 11:58:47 AM  
+1 on the headline

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 12:01:35 PM  
santadog: archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

Money does not = happiness or sanity


Listen, no matter how much you make, if you cheat on your spouse be prepared for some crazy to happen when they find out.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 12:07:06 PM  
Gwendolyn: santadog: archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

Money does not = happiness or sanity

Listen, no matter how much you make, if you cheat on your spouse be prepared for some crazy to happen when they find out.


If you are a guy, the more money you make, the more you have to lose by cheating on your spouse. It is exactly the opposite for a woman.

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 12:54:01 PM  
bronyaur1: If you are a guy, the more money you make, the more you have to lose by cheating on your spouse. It is exactly the opposite for a woman.

It really doesn't matter at that point. Half of infinity is still infinity. Tiger couldn't spend all his money if he wanted to.

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 01:11:15 PM  
archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children normal human beings.

FTFY.


Hard as it might be to believe, money does not confer a superior sense of morality.

 
CougarJeff [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 01:14:19 PM  
Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods' alleged mistress
I would allegedly hit it.

 
Abagadro 2009-11-28 01:21:10 PM  
archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

Who is they?

 
rotsky [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:15:11 PM  
Tiger works hard to protect his privacy. And I respect that. He doesn't seem hypocritical in the way he presents his life. He's not like a politician that uses his family values to project his agenda.

For that, I am willing to give him a pass. Not that he cares.

His addiction to pain medication, if true, probably stems from the perceived positive effects that they had on his life. It's no secret that he won the US Open recently after he medicated up. And I'm sure they played a big role in his rehabilitation.

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:19:20 PM  
archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

I read a report by a psychologist -- it was when Eliot Spitzer was busted with the prostitutes, so I definitely have no idea where the link is -- but it basically said that when people have achieved almost everything they want in life, they essentially panic and do things like he did. It makes perfect sense that someone like Tiger Woods would cheat on his supermodel wife, going by that logic. He has more money than he could ever use; he's arguably the greatest golfer of all time. It's more shocking if he loses than wins, at this point. He's handsome, he's athletic, he's well-respected. What's left? What do you aspire for, what do you push for?

It's probably somewhat boring when everything is that perfect. I can see why people who are in bad situations cheat; it feels like a break from that. I bet people like Tiger Woods ALSO need a break from that seeming perfection.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:19:53 PM  
rotsky: It's no secret that he won the US Open recently after he medicated up. And I'm sure they played a big role in his rehabilitation.

Is that allowed?

 
Unixfreak [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:27:52 PM  
It just goes to show, no matter how hot a chick is, someone is tired of banging her.

 
ABQGOD 2009-11-28 02:28:41 PM  
Maybe they were just angling for a spot on a reality TV show.

 
pounddawg 2009-11-28 02:30:44 PM  
He mentioned a threesome and she hollered "four!"

 
Unixfreak [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:30:52 PM  
And since nobody has bothered to post pics of the other chick yet, here she is in all her cougar hotness:
www.blackbookmag.com
www.blackbookmag.com


Yes, yes I would. And so would you.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:33:02 PM  
bronyaur1:
If you are a guy, the more money you make, the more you have to lose by cheating on your spouse. It is exactly the opposite for a woman.


I think the woman-bashing thread is down a few. Oh wait, that's any thread, isn't it?

 
Yoda's Pen Is 2009-11-28 02:34:15 PM  
He seems to have a thing for the white wimmens

/so do I
//just not with that quality or quantity

 
bixpchiphead 2009-11-28 02:34:44 PM  
serpent_sky: archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

I read a report by a psychologist -- it was when Eliot Spitzer was busted with the prostitutes, so I definitely have no idea where the link is -- but it basically said that when people have achieved almost everything they want in life, they essentially panic and do things like he did. It makes perfect sense that someone like Tiger Woods would cheat on his supermodel wife, going by that logic. He has more money than he could ever use; he's arguably the greatest golfer of all time. It's more shocking if he loses than wins, at this point. He's handsome, he's athletic, he's well-respected. What's left? What do you aspire for, what do you push for?

It's probably somewhat boring when everything is that perfect. I can see why people who are in bad situations cheat; it feels like a break from that. I bet people like Tiger Woods ALSO need a break from that seeming perfection.


Perhaps he should consult with John Daly.

 
EngineerBoy 2009-11-28 02:34:50 PM  
IAmRight: bronyaur1: If you are a guy, the more money you make, the more you have to lose by cheating on your spouse. It is exactly the opposite for a woman.

It really doesn't matter at that point. Half of infinity is still infinity. Tiger couldn't spend all his money if he wanted to.


Michael Jackson.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:35:14 PM  
Also from TMZ:

The woman accused of having an affair with Tiger Woods says she has never slept with him and calls the entire story "bulls**t."

TMZ spoke with Rachel Uchitel, the woman the National Enquirer named as Woods' mistress. She said she has met Tiger before, but never had sex with him. She claims the "sources" that spoke to the Enquirer were each paid $25,000 for their story.

 
bmwericus 2009-11-28 02:35:19 PM  
An Uber-Rich golfer and a Supermodel marry, have two kids, with predictable results.

Sorry for all parties involved.

 
WittyTagHere 2009-11-28 02:35:47 PM  
Well, Mrs. Woods favorite club IS the wood. I hear she even spits in her hands to help with her grip.

 
someonelse 2009-11-28 02:35:49 PM  
bronyaur1: Gwendolyn: santadog: archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

Money does not = happiness or sanity

Listen, no matter how much you make, if you cheat on your spouse be prepared for some crazy to happen when they find out.

If you are a guy, the more money you make, the more you have to lose by cheating on your spouse. It is exactly the opposite for a woman.


No, it's exactly the same for a woman, because people with $$$ get prenups. Whoever gets caught cheating loses.

 
the_librarian4 2009-11-28 02:35:50 PM  
I knew the story didn't quite add up.

 
MiamiBlues 2009-11-28 02:35:54 PM  
None of this would be shocking. But it's all just gossip - I'll believe when the "source" is more reputable than TMz

 
uncledeercamp 2009-11-28 02:36:29 PM  
santadog: archichris: Millions of frickin dollars and they still behave like children.

Money does not = happiness or sanity


I'd like to find that out for myself.

 
CheekyMunky [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:38:22 PM  
Has anyone actually confirmed this affair? Because all I've seen on it so far is that there might be a National Enquirer story coming out sometime in the near future.

Oh, the humanity.

I obviously don't know what happened, and it may turn out that Tiger has his share of idiocy in this. From what has actually been reported so far, though - discarding unsubstantiating rumors - to me the most likely story seems to be that Elin flipped out over something she heard on the intarwebs and went after Tiger with a club.

If that's the case, then I fail to see how it reflects poorly upon Tiger, except maybe that his spouse selection wasn't the greatest.

But who knows. More details will be coming, I'm sure.

 
Lost Thought 00 2009-11-28 02:38:31 PM  
If true, Mrs. Woods screwed herself out of millions she would get in a settlement. Now she probably won't get shiat, and will still get thrown out on her ass. Next thing you know, she'll be dating Brett Michaels.

 
oakwolf 2009-11-28 02:39:40 PM  
Dang. Can't we keep just ONE clean, shiny hero? We're pretty much down to Kelly Clarkson now. If she messes up, then it's... um, its... suggestions, anyone?

/Subby, a liter +1

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:40:03 PM  
EngineerBoy: Michael Jackson.

I was going to say "unless he hired Michael Jackson's zombie corpse and MC Hammer to manage his money".

Woods still has the potential to keep earning, though.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:40:34 PM  
someonelse: No, it's exactly the same for a woman, because people with $$$ get prenups.


I'm definitely not a millionaire, but you can bet your ass I'm getting one.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:40:39 PM  
cryinoutloud: bronyaur1:
If you are a guy, the more money you make, the more you have to lose by cheating on your spouse. It is exactly the opposite for a woman.

I think the woman-bashing thread is down a few. Oh wait, that's any thread, isn't it?


I'm not bashing women, just stating an interesting fact. Refute my point if you disagree. How does this statement bash women? Perhaps you are a bit oversensitive?

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:40:44 PM  
Gwendolyn: Listen, no matter how much you make, if you cheat on your spouse be prepared for some crazy to happen when they find out.

Although Tiger may have cheated on his wife, he also may not have.

My ex-wife would accuse me regularly of having affairs, etc. It got so bad, we couldn't even go out with other married couples because she'd claim the other wives were checking me out. That's one of the reasons we are now divorced.

Even if Tiger had cheated, getting attacked by a golf club is aggravated battery at the least. Those things can kill people. Step back and reverse the genders. If this was a husband chasing after his wife with a golf club, I think we'd all see how dangerous this situation was, if true.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:41:33 PM  
MiamiBlues: None of this would be shocking. But it's all just gossip - I'll believe when the "source" is more reputable than TMz

You'd be surprised how accurate TMZ is sometimes. And this story makes a lot more sense than what was first put out there.

 
Virulency 2009-11-28 02:41:42 PM  
EngineerBoy: IAmRight: bronyaur1: If you are a guy, the more money you make, the more you have to lose by cheating on your spouse. It is exactly the opposite for a woman.

It really doesn't matter at that point. Half of infinity is still infinity. Tiger couldn't spend all his money if he wanted to.

Michael Jackson.


i loled

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:42:12 PM  
A black guy cheating on his ho? That's as uncommon as the sun coming up each morning.

 
cauth002 2009-11-28 02:42:18 PM  
Lost Thought 00: If true, Mrs. Woods screwed herself out of millions she would get in a settlement. Now she probably won't get shiat, and will still get thrown out on her ass. Next thing you know, she'll be dating Brett Michaels.

Of course it is entirely possible that it's not about the money and she loves him and is honestly distraut over the affair allegations. Love makes you do crazy things...like beat shiat with golf clubs (how ironic in this situation). If she was with him just for the money, she would just divorce him and take everything assuming the affair is true.

 
Evil_ferret 2009-11-28 02:42:22 PM  
Unixfreak: And since nobody has bothered to post pics of the other chick yet, here she is in all her cougar hotness:

Yes, yes I would. And so would you.


No, she looks 'used'.

 
jpat 2009-11-28 02:42:33 PM  
What if the alleged mistress is telling the truth and Elin flipped out based on bogus reports? He gets to forgive her, he announces how she has post partum depression they can spin it as a 'evil tabloids' exploiting my life situation. Regardless of truth, that's my spincast.

 
FreakinB 2009-11-28 02:43:03 PM  
MiamiBlues: None of this would be shocking. But it's all just gossip - I'll believe when the "source" is more reputable than TMz

While I hate TMZ and what it stands for, they tend not to mess around with shiat like this.

 
one of Ripley's Bad Guys 2009-11-28 02:43:45 PM  
Lost Thought 00
If true, Mrs. Woods screwed herself out of millions she would get in a settlement. Now she probably won't get shiat, ...

"shiat" is a relative term here: in this case may mean 10-25 million.

 
greentea1985 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:44:49 PM  
IF this is all due to the National Enquirer story and IF that story is false, I wonder if Tiger will be able to sue the National Enquirer over this? None of this would have happened if the National Enquirer hadn't paid a couple of people $25,000 each for the story.

 
oakwolf 2009-11-28 02:45:02 PM  
MIguy, you're made of class.

 
logruszed [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:45:09 PM  
farking around with them white women...

 
cauth002 2009-11-28 02:45:38 PM  
bronyaur1: cryinoutloud: bronyaur1:
If you are a guy, the more money you make, the more you have to lose by cheating on your spouse. It is exactly the opposite for a woman.

I think the woman-bashing thread is down a few. Oh wait, that's any thread, isn't it?

I'm not bashing women, just stating an interesting fact. Refute my point if you disagree. How does this statement bash women? Perhaps you are a bit oversensitive?


As a lawyer, I can tell you that whoever cheats is getting screwed. Male or female. There are more and more instances of men getting alimony. But of course, we only hear about sports stars and politicians who mostly all happen to be men. You'll start to see it more and more in the future considering how many women are enrolled in college and making more than men.

 
someonelse 2009-11-28 02:45:57 PM  
MIguy: A black guy cheating on his ho? That's as uncommon as the sun coming up each morning race-baiting asshattery on FARK.

 
Lee Harvey Osmond 2009-11-28 02:46:18 PM  
So....Tiger's wood was in someone else's shed?

 
Troggie42 [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:46:38 PM  
I read the story, wondered to myself, "why would she grab a golf club?" and then smacked myself.

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-28 02:47:10 PM  
oakwolf: MIguy, you're made of class.

Doesn't make it untrue.

 
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