It is fun to play in the magical forest of Småland!

Actually, a CSI with a lot of Swedish girls running around in the cold could be a big hit...

"Person of interest" sought for questioning.

Link (new window)

Yeeeeeeeeeeah!

Grandma?

/'Send them back'!
//DNRTFA

FTFA: She was last seen taking her family dog out for a walk in the forest. When she did not return home her husband ventured out to look for her and found her dead body.

The 68-year-old was immediately arrested and detained on suspicion of murder. He was held in police custody for five months.

Wow, the Swedish criminal justice system really sucks. Apparently they can jail you indefinitely on mere suspicion with no evidence without even bothering to file charges in a court. That's no better than Guantanamo.

Minus the torture, of course.

Wait, even the reindeer have slays?

That's it, I'm going to bed. Life ticket's on the headboard, I'll rez later.

Was she a grandmother?

/ o/~ Grandma got run over by a reindeeeeer... o/~

Living in Småland, getting a kick...

Uh, why didn't they just check the CCTV video?

Link (new window)

/Not a farking Rick Roll, Jesus Christ, it is almost 2010.

saliva from an elk was found on the woman's clothes.

Ladies, if an elk wants to give you a little tongue maybe you shouldn't put up a fight. For your own good.

elk bites can be very nasti

We apologise for the fault in this investigation, those responsible have been sacked.

FunkOut: What a drunk elk may look like :

That's a Shriner.

SharkTrager: FunkOut: What a drunk elk may look like :

That's a Shriner.

Elks wear purple fezes. Shriners wear red. But they all worship Satan, so it's really all the same.

elk alcohol may have been involved
Swedish Radio International says the animals can become aggressive after eating fermented fallen apples in gardens.

/elkahol?

Elk =/= reindeer
Caribou = reindeer

A deer tried to beat me up once when I ran out of buns.

/I know, you're not supposed to feed them. I was a kid.

Women in Smaland are hardcore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blenda

ZAZ: saliva from an elk was found on the woman's clothes.

Ladies, if an elk wants to give you a little tongue maybe you shouldn't put up a fight. For your own good.

I can just hear the police conversation after they found out that fact.

"Maybe he bludgeoned her with some sort of weapon made of frozen elk spit?"

BTW, isn't an "elk" in europe what they call a "moose" in North America?

AbiNormal: Elk =/= reindeer
Caribou = reindeer

Don't ruin this for me.

The ball pit runs red with blood.

It's a MOOSE!

You have graduated to a extreme level, subby. As you know David Caruso doesn't read lines or scripts, he pulls the words magically from the air.

/or is it the implanted brain control device?
// +1 for somehing punny on Black "Caturday"

3825968: The ball pit runs red with blood.

Lubricant!

Anne Elk?

MONSTERTRUCK: It's a MOOSE!

He's right. In Europe, moose are referred to as elk. And an elk is a Red Deer.

Won't get føøled again!

Mind you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti.

love the headline

The animal in question is what we in North America would call a moose. When a European uses the word "elk", they mean a moose. The North American elk (technically "wapiti") is unknown in Europe. The Swedish word for moose is "elg", which is related to the English word "elk". I'm not sure why we on this side of the pond came up with the different word "moose".

Had they just finished watching Santa's Slay (new window)

/Opening scene
//Biggest stars in the movie, ie James Caan, die in gruesome fashion

HalfPiper: The North American elk (technically "wapiti") is unknown in Europe.

The North American Elk and the Red Deer are the same critter. Theirs are smaller, but then so are their moose/elk.

Dinobot: Women in Smaland are hardcore.

Thank you for getting this song (new window) stuck in my head again for the 87612584th time

keithrogan: The North American Elk and the Red Deer are the same critter.

Umm, no, actually.

European red deer: cervus elaphus
N. American elk/wapiti: cervus canadensis.

They are two distinct species.

At least it wasn't a llama.

Creative Name: Wait, even the reindeer have slays?

That's it, I'm going to bed. Life ticket's on the headboard, I'll rez later.

OMG, that comment was like a secret handshake. Awesome.

If she was attacked by a drunken moose in Scotland, she could have beaten it off with a rolled-up newsapaper.