Frater Osiris Xnoubis

Okay, I stopped reading there

what a hero

Did the landlord manage to keep the money ?
Probably not.

/fail

if anyone knows good people when they see them, it would be bank robbers.

I guess Robert Smith is having a hard time finding new material for the album.

Cue the Vikings commercial

"What's In Your Wallet?"

Yeah, what a butthole. He could have at least dumped the money in a windy town square after dark and let everyone go wild and savage.

But I guess his name says it all.

/in before "he's pagan not goth"

What a Xn0ub.

FAIL

Do the people he gave the money to get to keep it? That would suck to have to give it back.

"But where he knew a miser rich,
That did the poore oppresse,
To feele his coyne his hand did itch;
Hee'de have it, more or lesse."

- 'A True Tale of Robin Hood' by Martin Parker (1632)

Why, Osiris?

A modern day Robin Xnhood?

Bacontastesgood: Yeah, what a butthole. He could have at least dumped the money in a windy town square after dark and let everyone go wild and savage.

But I guess his name says it all.

/in before "he's pagan not goth"

But then they would have had to change his name to Jayne and written a song about him.

/That's a girl's name.

Bail out the gimp.

I like when crazy people do crazy things but are found sane. Maybe I have a more liberal concept of insane than many, but I'd like this guy to get help, not merely get thrown in a prison system.

Bacontastesgood: Yeah, what a butthole. He could have at least dumped the money in a windy town square after dark and let everyone go wild and savage.




Approves.

I know this was a story about a goth guy, but any excuse to post hot goth-girls is a good excuse.

Two thumbs up for originality.

Shadowknight: I know this was a story about a goth guy, but any excuse to post hot goth-girls is a good excuse.

Her head is 2-3 sizes too large.

He must have forgotten his goat leggings.

NoDitchDigging: He must have forgotten his goat leggings.



/Approves.

dbirchall: Shadowknight: I know this was a story about a goth guy, but any excuse to post hot goth-girls is a good excuse.

Her head is 2-3 sizes too large.

Your head is just 2-3 sizes too small.

What do these people have against goodness and normalcy?

"Ta-WTF?" accuately describes many goth leather pagans.

OK, now I'm really confused.

What the fark is a "sandwich bar"? You mean a deli?

Shadowknight: I know this was a story about a goth guy, but any excuse to post hot goth-girls is a good excuse.

I thought you said you were going to post ones that are hot.

I am still trying to wrap my head around the phrase: "a psychiatric report confirmed Xnoubis was suffering from depression but was not mentally ill."

I am pretty sure depression is a mental illness.

SanDamiano: I am still trying to wrap my head around the phrase: "a psychiatric report confirmed Xnoubis was suffering from depression but was not mentally ill."

I am pretty sure depression is a mental illness.

Came here to say this.

Smackledorfer: I like when crazy people do crazy things but are found sane. Maybe I have a more liberal concept of insane than many, but I'd like this guy to get help, not merely get thrown in a prison system.

"Insane" is a strictly legal term that refers to the inability to control or comprehend one's actions. It has nothing to do with simple mental illness.

spasmodious: what a an hero

/ftfy

Goth leather pagan robs bank, gives the money away, turns (ABOUT TO CLICK) himself (NEVERMIND).

Can we get back to posting hot goth-girls?

Shadowknight: I know this was a story about a goth guy, but any excuse to post hot goth-girls is a good excuse.

It never ceases to amaze me how low of standards people who are into "g4w7h" chicks have.

No_One_Special: Smackledorfer: I like when crazy people do crazy things but are found sane. Maybe I have a more liberal concept of insane than many, but I'd like this guy to get help, not merely get thrown in a prison system.

"Insane" is a strictly legal term that refers to the inability to control or comprehend one's actions. It has nothing to do with simple mental illness.

I am aware of that but I don't have to like it.

"Because, like...the corporations, maaaaan."

SanDamiano: I am still trying to wrap my head around the phrase: "a psychiatric report confirmed Xnoubis was suffering from depression but was not mentally ill."

I am pretty sure depression is a mental illness.

It's only a mental illness if you let a doctor say it is...and then let him/her leech your insurance or Medicaid money.

Think about that.

Wow, lots of guys in here are actually homosexuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

kingfish2004: Can we get back to posting hot goth-girls?

Indeed.

/hot like Surtr

docfate: Bacontastesgood: Yeah, what a butthole. He could have at least dumped the money in a windy town square after dark and let everyone go wild and savage.

But I guess his name says it all.

/in before "he's pagan not goth"

But then they would have had to change his name to Jayne and written a song about him.

/That's a girl's name.

Wait, did I actually understand that reference?

/ omfgrotflol

//um...

She's not strictly "Goth," but I'd say she's Goth-esque. I present you, Amy Lee of Evanescence.







The band is ok, if you're a fan of generic non-offensive pop-rock. But her voice is what makes them worth listening to. Love it.

/she's hawt

Shadowknight: I know this was a story about a goth guy, but any excuse to post hot goth-girls is a good excuse.

Just an aside here...that's a friend of mine, her name was Elsa and she's dead.

He should have stuck with the give twenty pounds out here, twenty pounds out there thing. It would have been trickier / not worth the effort for the bank to prove that any given point the twenty pound bill he gave out was the bank's as opposed to one the robber actually had gotten legally. They'd have had to track everyone down and check serial numbers, assuming the person still had the twenty pounds. I'd imagine the bank would just go for the insurance money as opposed to that kind of hassle.

sonder: Just an aside here...that's a friend of mine, her name was Elsa and she's dead.

Well, if that's true (there is no way to tell on the internet), I am sorry. She was a very attractive girl and, from that picture, seemed to be a very happy person.

She was sweet.

I didn't mean it the way it sounded...I typed it off the cuff. It was just odd for me to see a random picture of her on FARK. It was kind of a jolt.

I'd just like to know what this has to do with his religion. That seems a bit off topic. And sonder, I'm sorry to hear that you lost a friend.

Goth-leather-pagan sounds like an obscure version of Roh-sham-bo

/not sure how it would be played