Tiger is banging bar trash now?

deebee230: Tiger is banging bar trash now?

Strange is strange.

Oldie but goodie
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
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and also
"These are not the droids your looking for."
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Libel suit or GTFO.

Now watch this drive.

True or not, the story serves as a reminder of the truism - "Somewhere some guy is tired of sleeping with the hottest woman on the planet."

Money buys silence.

HappyDaddy: True or not, the story serves as a reminder of the truism - "Somewhere some guy is tired of sleeping with the hottest woman on the planet."

Or maybe she wasn't sleeping with him. Perhaps she's a complete biatch.

/knows this is Fark

Well, I'm sure this will be accepted at face value and completely end all the controversy, just as all you idiots accepted the Daily News as total truth without a shred of evidence.

If I hadnt seen the man throw his driver down so hard it bounced off into the crowd recently I wouldnt believe any of this story. Thats the kind of reckless behavior of a man under so much stress he doesnt give a shiat what happens. The kind of stress you would be under if you were having an affair while being the most famous athlete on earth. Crazy

This photo is from the Stanford game this past weekend. Does she look like a woman who just discovered her husband's infidelity? The crossed arms look suspicious.

Damn. 4 stories greenlit on this already? Did you guys need something to fill the SbB quota or something?

SharkTrager: Damn. 4 stories greenlit on this already? Did you guys need something to fill the SbB quota or something?

After a nice long stretch of time where there were no SbB links greenlit, suddenly it seems every 5th sports link is SbB. I just wonder how much they are paying, since I know there are a multitude of Farkers out there (like me) who refuse to ever click a SbB link again.

REO-Weedwagon: This photo is from the Stanford game this past weekend. Does she look like a woman who just discovered her husband's infidelity? The crossed arms look suspicious.

No evidence. Stanford completely choked that game. I would have looked pissed too, and I'm not a bored, uberhot Swedish supermodel.

This "article" has a lot of "quotation marks", making it difficult to "read."

"FU", SbB!!!

She's telling the truth. After all, a one night boink isn't a 'relationship'.

I don't blame her, the motherfarker can't even drive.

I'm sorry......have the rules changed? Do you now need to be "in a relationship" to be farking someone?

And Tiger's wife needed to smash out the back window of a car with a golf club that hit a hydrant and a tree at 10 mph? The Escalade must have a terrible crash test rating to crumble like that.

Suspicious story is suspicious. Wish these people would just tell the truth. It won't affect my life in any way knowing Tiger was farking another woman.

"SbB" is farking "shiat"

chixdiggit: This "article" has a lot of "quotation marks", making it difficult to "read."

"FU", SbB!!!

That's what happens when your "journalism" consists of paraphrasing other peoples articles.

Tiger Woods just crashed into the second tower

DubyaHater: I'm sorry......have the rules changed? Do you now need to be "in a relationship" to be farking someone?

Well, you can say you have a relationship with someone just by being an acquaintance. It doesn't have to refer to anything romantic. By her saying there is no relationship, she really could be saying they have not met.

/benefit of the doubt
//not saying she's not lying

SbB: Yes, We Know It's Crap™.

DubyaHater: And Tiger's wife needed to smash out the back window of a car with a golf club that hit a hydrant and a tree at 10 mph? The Escalade must have a terrible crash test rating to crumble like that.

Or all the doors were automatically locked once he put it in gear. You know, that feature that nearly every car has these days. Kinda makes it hard to get in when the only person in the vehicle is semi-conscious.

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So, he hit it from behind?

Tom_Slick: Money buys silence.

But not for long.

deebee230: Tiger is banging bar trash now?

He's got a supermodel at home. It's actually fairly common for the mistress to be average in appearance. Same thing with hookers. Guys want to date the beauty queens. They want to bang the slutty ones. The slutty ones do things that the wifey might not.

Saw it too many times from my dad's girlfriends. She probably thinks he really loves her, is going to leave his wife, and that he would never run around on her.

That's assuming that he was tagging this. God knows with his fame and fortune women would be throwing themselves at him. On the road a good bit. These guys aren't exactly saints. Alot of them keep girlfriends in each tour stop city.

DubyaHater: I'm sorry......have the rules changed? Do you now need to be "in a relationship" to be farking someone?

And Tiger's wife needed to smash out the back window of a car with a golf club that hit a hydrant and a tree at 10 mph? The Escalade must have a terrible crash test rating to crumble like that.

Suspicious story is suspicious. Wish these people would just tell the truth. It won't affect my life in any way knowing Tiger was farking another woman.



No one has confirmed that the injuries Tiger sustained were from the Escalade hitting the fire hydrant and then the tree.

I'm thinking he and the missus got in a fight over the affair, he stormed out, she called him on the cell phone, told him she was gonna' take him for half a billion dollars, he got distracted and hit the fire hydrant and then the tree. She came running out with his 8-degree loft driver and smashed out his rear window and beat his ass--the glass breaking is what cut his face, and thumping him with the clubface is what left him "drifting in and out of consciousness" and bleeding from the mouth.

Does that sound like an enraged blonde to anyone else?

Timmy the Tumor: DubyaHater: I'm sorry......have the rules changed? Do you now need to be "in a relationship" to be farking someone?

And Tiger's wife needed to smash out the back window of a car with a golf club that hit a hydrant and a tree at 10 mph? The Escalade must have a terrible crash test rating to crumble like that.

Suspicious story is suspicious. Wish these people would just tell the truth. It won't affect my life in any way knowing Tiger was farking another woman.



No one has confirmed that the injuries Tiger sustained were from the Escalade hitting the fire hydrant and then the tree.

I'm thinking he and the missus got in a fight over the affair, he stormed out, she called him on the cell phone, told him she was gonna' take him for half a billion dollars, he got distracted and hit the fire hydrant and then the tree. She came running out with his 8-degree loft driver and smashed out his rear window and beat his ass--the glass breaking is what cut his face, and thumping him with the clubface is what left him "drifting in and out of consciousness" and bleeding from the mouth.

Does that sound like an enraged blonde to anyone else?


Those are my thoughts regarding this situation exactly. Somebody's been putting their balls in another golf course ball washer.

/and by "ball washer" I mean "mouth"
//and by "balls" I mean "Tiger's balls"
///fun story for the weekend, nonetheless

accountblocked: If I hadnt seen the man throw his driver down so hard it bounced off into the crowd recently I wouldnt believe any of this story. Thats the kind of reckless behavior of a man under so much stress he doesnt give a shiat what happens. The kind of stress you would be under if you were having an affair while being the most famous athlete on earth. Crazy

Heh. Apparently you don't golf.

DubyaHater: Timmy the Tumor: DubyaHater: I'm sorry......have the rules changed? Do you now need to be "in a relationship" to be farking someone?

And Tiger's wife needed to smash out the back window of a car with a golf club that hit a hydrant and a tree at 10 mph? The Escalade must have a terrible crash test rating to crumble like that.

Suspicious story is suspicious. Wish these people would just tell the truth. It won't affect my life in any way knowing Tiger was farking another woman.



No one has confirmed that the injuries Tiger sustained were from the Escalade hitting the fire hydrant and then the tree.

I'm thinking he and the missus got in a fight over the affair, he stormed out, she called him on the cell phone, told him she was gonna' take him for half a billion dollars, he got distracted and hit the fire hydrant and then the tree. She came running out with his 8-degree loft driver and smashed out his rear window and beat his ass--the glass breaking is what cut his face, and thumping him with the clubface is what left him "drifting in and out of consciousness" and bleeding from the mouth.

Does that sound like an enraged blonde to anyone else?


Those are my thoughts regarding this situation exactly. Somebody's been putting their balls in another golf course ball washer.

/and by "ball washer" I mean "mouth"
//and by "balls" I mean "Tiger's balls"
///fun story for the weekend, nonetheless



Even if he wasn't...he's married. All it takes is for his wife to THINK he was.

Any of us who are married understand that one.

"Other things have happened in my past that would prevent me from doing anything like this. I have traveled with men that are quietly more important than Tiger Woods and it is incredibly difficult to get to their hotel room."

That comment alone is proof they did it. Only someone in self-delusion would say something so self-important.

Tiger Woods alleged mistress



/Bad subby. Bad.

REO-Weedwagon: This photo is from the Stanford game this past weekend. Does she look like a woman who just discovered her husband's infidelity? The crossed arms look suspicious.

no she is just hot enough to not have to care. You can tell she doesn't give a shiat. she is going to get paid and she knows it.

the girl they are talking about with tiger looks like an average jewish girl, so not sure what tiger was thinking.. but I did see that she has large titties. and looks like the kind of jewish chick he would have been banging at stanford.titties are powerful things.

Apostrophes' ran over my dog whilst joyriding an S'UV

I can has CFB thread?

It's a "sand" trap!
/sandy vagina trap?
//got nuthin'

the guy has made 1,000,000,000 dollars in enforcements and sponsorships... do you think either of them are willing to STOP that money train by admitting to banging some bar slut in a cheap hotel room?

Go Grambling

smerfnablin: the guy has made 1,000,000,000 dollars in enforcements and sponsorships... do you think either of them are willing to STOP that money train by admitting to banging some bar slut in a cheap hotel room?

Tiger buried the ax with the NHL and plays hockey now?

AS IF YOU NEED ANOTHER REASON TO ADMIRE " AMERICA 'S" TIGER WOODS.

Tiger Woods is a Highly Educated Individual who was properly raised and taught to be his own man by an educated Mother and Father.

You can readily see that Tiger Woods listened to his parents and remains very proud of them both.

Many citizens are not aware of the following, which is the reason for me sending this e-mail to my friends and I would appreciate you sending it on to your friends.


A COPY OF HIS SPEECH AT THE 2009 INAUGURATION

Tiger Woods received a special invitation to speak at the Obama inauguration.

His inviters were stunned, shocked when he did not deliver the message they expected.

A brief read and you will understand why the media swept Woods' remarks under the rug with no further ado and why the liberal left of our American society was again displeased with Tiger.

His speech was entitled

"You'll Never Walk Alone"

[text is word-for-word as posted on Tiger's web site]

"I grew up in a military family - and my role models in life were my Mom and Dad, Lt. Colonel Earl Woods.

My dad was a Special Forces operator and many nights friends would visit our home.

They represented every branch of the service, and every rank.

In my Dad, and in those guests, I saw first hand the dedication and commitment of those who serve.

They come from every walk of life; from every part of our country.

Time and again, across generations, they have defended our safety in the dark of night and far from home.

Each day -- and particularly on this historic day --

we honor the men and women in uniform who serve our country and protect our freedom.

They travel to the dangerous corners of the world, and we must remember that for every person who is in uniform, there are families who wait for them to come home safely.

I am honored that the military is such an important part, not just of my personal life, but of my professional one as well.

The golf tournament we do each year here in Washington is a testament to those unsung heroes.

I am the son of a man who dedicated his life to his country, family and the military, and I am a better person for it.

In the summer of 1864, Abraham Lincoln, the man at whose memorial we stand, spoke to the 164th Ohio Regiment and said 'I am greatly obliged to you, and to all who have come forward at the call of their country.'

Just as they have stood tall for our country - we must always stand by and support the men and women in uniform and their families.

Thank you, and it is now my pleasure to introduce the US Naval Glee Club ..."

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Tiger Woods' 2-minute, 5-second tribute to the our nation's military was delivered January 18th at the Inaugural Celebration in Washington , DC .

He had been subjected to intense pressure to attend and offer remarks.

Especially so by liberals who have demeaned and criticized him for a decade for not joining their ranks.

Yet, at the Lincoln Memorial, instead of paying homage to Barack Obama, Tiger paid tribute to our soldiers.

Not once did Tiger mention Obama, the inauguration or the new administration.

Understanding that expressing his love for America and his appreciation for our military men and women would disappoint the national news media and the liberal left, he did what he thought was best for the people of our country.

Somewhere over that cold, gray Washington sky, Colonel Earl Woods was smiling down on his beloved son.

******

What's that you say?

You did not previously know what Tiger said?

You did not see a video clip of him speaking on any national television network?

You did not see a photo of Tiger at the Lincoln Memorial offering his remarks honoring our military.

You did not read a story in the NY Times?

His appearance at the Inaugural Celebration had been widely hailed and promoted in advance by the Obama inaugural organizers ... yet January 18 when he came and spoke ... afterwards, a black out.

If you are as tired of the biased, hypocritical, liberal media hoopla as I am, please send this on to your friends.. Thanks

printboy: AS IF YOU NEED ANOTHER REASON TO ADMIRE " AMERICA 'S" TIGER WOODS.

Urban legend is legendary.

printboy: AS IF YOU NEED ANOTHER REASON TO ADMIRE " AMERICA 'S" TIGER WOODS.

I get a kick out of people stupid enough to believe re re re fwd fwd fwd emails.

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