That's going to be murder for the girls' tips. The University always takes 50% for overhead.

Amateurs. We have porn classes in our universities.

Ahh, why didn't I apply for a PhD to Leeds? Might have gotten lapdances free, or atleast for a discount.

university. such happy days.

Worked as a strip club manager/ emcee/ bartender for 10+ years.
97% of all strippers are just like the rest of America.
Clueless, vapid, and ambitious enough to be dangerous.
The other 3% are farking fantastic.

DNRTFA


I guess I had better go commando while wearing my "interview suit"

"The advertisement further stipulates that "prior experience of conducting research in the female sex industry" is essential. "

I haz, I haz...pick me! pick MEEEEEEEEE!!!

/I once was chose to be the "judge" of a stripper competition. I think it had something to do with the two pitchers of beer...and I went home with her panties

//fond military memories

Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I just don't enjoy blue balls that much...

I expect to come back to this thread in the morning and find it filled to the brim with examples of attractive lap dancers.

ignite ice: I expect to come back to this thread in the morning and find it filled to the brim with examples of attractive lap dancers.

Your wish is my command


Oh...ATTRACTIVE. Sorry, my bad.

/Buy your own damn eye bleach :P

If this turns into a picture thread like the one about the bra in tech I don't think my heart will be able to take it.

/So totally not a bookmark

finally. a job i'm qualified for

/oblig

Okay. I had an incredible deja vu moment about that headline. I'm sure it's been repeated at least 2x in the last 7 years.

IStateTheObvious: Amateurs. We have porn classes in our universities.

How to interpret them, or how to make them?

POST DOC RESEARCHER working diligently

Proposed thesis title: "The effects of performer lachrymation on the recipient's enjoyment in the adult entertainment industry"

/Oh it gives me such a thrill
//When she grinds me against her will

It's a traaaaaaap!

ignite ice: I expect to come back to this thread in the morning and find it filled to the brim with examples of attractive lap dancers.



Amidoinitrite?

I had a female sociology professor in college who actually did study on adult entertainment. One of her infamous optional class field trips was to a transvestite show. One of my mother's friends was a freelance writer for the local newspaper, a very staid, conservative woman. She got assigned to write an article about the professor's work, and she wound up going to a male strip show as part of that assignment. I asked the professor about it, since I knew the writer. Asking the writer at one of my mom's parties about her tip for one of the dancers was priceless. I didn't know people could go from pale to bright red so quickly.

betona

*sniff* That is a very "moving" picture. *sniff*


//sorry I have something in my eye

I'd always have something pop up in the middle of researching...

I'd like to submit my paper studying the effects of natural vs synthetic materials in G-Strings

this will require close up study, and taking many many samples of said subject.

fireclown: not a lapdance per se, but a related phenomenon

That's hot.

/also, I think they are looking for a female for this job.
//Preferably a current or former stripper.

So disappointing ...

I'm going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

Sounds like a lot of hard work to me.

Headline needs: "with pic of what a lapdancer's legs might look like"

Who doesn't like helping single unwed mothers a dollar at a time!

I think of the body as just an outer, just a shell, it's just material, it's not part of who you are, in terms of what moves on . . . Me, it's just my body. You know what I mean?

So if a guy grabs me at work, I rationalize myself out of feeling violated. In terms of just, it's just my body. It's not that it doesn't bother me, when somebody touches me or something, but I could get over something like that, I can mentally overcome something like that, I think . . . I always think about: am I selling my body, am I selling my self-that used to be a big moral issue for me while I was dancing. So I think that's got a little bit to do with disassociating. Well, it's ok to sell, for people to look at my body, because that's not really who I am.

Gina, a stripper working to support her children.