"HO, HO, HOOO..."

/Foot to the head

Civil_War2_Time: "HO, HO, HOOO..."

inept, sullen and incommunicative

So which farker was it?

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Man, I can't make out what that picture is...my ink-blot brain is all over the place.

Also, love the website. Grandma has the jiggly-legs like I do.

"You got a problem with that?"

better picture

dad, is that you?

how bout a nice.....football

GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

Ho ho ho! I delight in the sweet, sweet tears of small children!

Does not get paid enough for this crap.

Came for the "Bad Santa" pictures, leaving satisfied.

That reminds me, it's about time for my every-6-months viewing of one of the 2 greatest Xmas movies of all time.

Around here we snowball Santa for shiat like that.

/go Eagles!

He's probably single. It's a hard time of the year to be single.

*Jumping up and down and giggling like a schoolgirl in anticipation of this year's "scary Santa" thread*

Lauren Graham repeating "fark me Santa" is one of my favorite scenes ever.

Sounds like my honeymoon.

Approves...

the_neums_show: Came for the "Bad Santa" pictures, leaving satisfied.

Ditto.



/maybe the funniest movie ever

ah man! that poor guy!

dudes a part time employee at some traveling animal company, gets drafted at the last second to play a Santa, has no idea whats going on, how to do it, not a lime light person, and made to be the center of attention in what to him, must be a ridiculous outfit. then.. he gets fired for farking up the gig...

this ain't amusing.. this is a nightmare! it's like that dream where you have to give a speech in your underwear or something!

they should have called me

I love the fact that they got their money back plus 50. Could you imagine trying to get your money back if this had happened in the US? You'd have to drag them to court.

"Mommy, Santa smells just like daddy."

/may read TFA later

Were they scratch by sandy claws

/got nothing

I: just figure the bastards standing out front deserved it.

No one mentioned Bad Santa yet I hope!



/for some reason the girlfriend and I decided our post-halloween tradition would be to watch that movie, such a great movie.

Well yeah. You'd be grumpy too if some tot gave you the flu.

Santa Claus fired for making children cry at a Christmas tree lighting event. "He was inept, sullen and incommunicative"

Sounds like the weekend in middle school when I lost my ass cherry.

/Sochilissed Day Care (Child Protective Services) ain't all it's cracked up to.

/Dance! Dance!

vicejay: /Dance! Dance!

Oooops.. Sorry, that was supposed to be in the "life on Mars" thread

Can I have his job? I'll make the kids cry for free

What a Santa that makes children cry might look like.

Kahn jr. will kick his ass for sure.

"He was inept, sullen and incommunicative"

And that is why I can't be Santa.

So some poor kid with a fear of public performances gets scared shiatless doing a public performance... and they fire him for it?

Frankly, I can't see how a older, overweight man that is stuck up in the North Pole with a frigid wife and dozens of incestuous, nagging elves 364 days a year could NOT have social issues.

tuxedobob: So some poor kid with a fear of public performances gets scared shiatless doing a public performance... and they fire him for it?

But that's what they expected him to do. They hired him as ...a public performer.

//Love the Bad Santa references. Now that's a Christmas classic

I'll just leave this here:

Ho

Ho

Ho

ciocia: tuxedobob: So some poor kid with a fear of public performances gets scared shiatless doing a public performance... and they fire him for it?

But that's what they expected him to do. They hired him as ...a public performer.

//Love the Bad Santa references. Now that's a Christmas classic

I keep imagining parents mistakenly taking their children to it in the theater, and it always brings an evil smile to my face. Also, Kahn jr. is a crazy woman.

7of7: inept, sullen and incommunicative

So which farker was it?

All of us, probably.

Vash's Apprentice: I'll just leave this here:

Ya gotta love the big, fat, jolly man and his three ho's...

ciocia: tuxedobob: So some poor kid with a fear of public performances gets scared shiatless doing a public performance... and they fire him for it?

But that's what they expected him to do. They hired him as ...a public performer.

//Love the Bad Santa references. Now that's a Christmas classic

The article says he was working for them. It doesn't say what his job was.

Better picture

"He was inept, sullen and incommunicative"

I saw Cheney playing Santa Claus...

Fat bastard...

A sullen Santa?
Ho Ho Hum.