Tebow goes there!

#9's a guy.

o.O

This week looks like a target-rich environment.

/A little disappointed with the homecoming queen.

I know what #9's specialty is...

#4 looks downright scary...those eyes...they ain't human.

Can't remember which number it is...Mr. "I'm so BAD" with his head thrown back...
and all he's managing to do is display his booger collection.
Kinda blows the tough-guy image, wot?

Nice pupils you got there...smoke crack much?

/Or is he an alien????

Bonanza Jellybean: The Quintessential Stoner

I can't wait for him to get out and post what happened.

I submitted this link with almost the exact same headline. For a sec I was thinking GREEN finally!

/oh well

Fitty1fitty: I submitted this link with almost the exact same headline. For a sec I was thinking GREEN finally!

/oh well

That's ok. In your heart you can know, for me at least, the green belongs to you.

As a UF student...GO GATORS!

You betch yo sweet ass I got me a dick.

/meh

Penis can go ANYWHERE!!

Like, zoinks Scooby.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Hey, Shaggy! Where're Velma and the Mystery Machine?

#2's not bad, but i'd take way more of that homecoming queeen thank you very much

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: As a UF student...GO GATORS!

Ever run a train on her?

you knew it was coming

I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

I'm heading down to the station to bailout #6

Cousin Itt?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: You betch yo sweet ass I got me a dick.

Don't most black women have penises? I thought most black women had penises.

//Quick+Dirty

I was looking for a picture of that green wtf thing to compare it to that alien guy, but I came across this picture and decided posting it would be more entertaining.




/move along

On the one hand, there's a hint of crazy eyes.

On the other hand, it's slim pickings this week, and she's by far the best of the lot.

I just want to know if the Love Unlimited Orchestra was along for the ride.

GreatNOD

Didn't know Jaime Hyneman fell on hard times.

eraser8: I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

Believe it or not, when I told this story at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, not one person said, "Cool story, bro."

Farque EweBrilliant

therhinodep: 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum

Did he do it at a medium pace?

therhinodep: eraser8: I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

Believe it or not, when I told this story at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, not one person said, "Cool story, bro."

And the "stuffing" fell out of their mouths.

Malcolm Jamal-Warner has really let himself go.

Congratulations on the Pippi Longstocking look

phlegmmo: Congratulations on the Pippi Longstocking look

LOL...I see your reference to pippi longstocking, and raise you
a wendy's double cheese burger :)

jimi32: therhinodep: eraser8: I'm glad I'm not the only one haunted by this pic. I'm not entirely sure the guy is human.

Also, why does every TSG mugshot roundup have at least one tranny arrested for prostitution (#9)?

Because lots of trannies are hookers, and they get arrested a lot, being easy to spot. One of my partners had to take one to the hospital the other night. Shortly after he got to jail, he shoved a 15 oz. shampoo bottle so far up his rectum the ER doc couldn't even fish it out. They had to call in a proctologist with a speculum to retrieve it.

Believe it or not, when I told this story at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, not one person said, "Cool story, bro."

And the "stuffing" fell out of their mouths.

Upon re-reading the piss-poor composition of my earlier post, I find it necessary to clarify that it was the tranny who shoved the bottle up his own rectum, not my partner. That is all.

"Arrested for violating sex offender registration requirements."

Really?