SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

Ball Sack Obama: SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

I clicked. A lot of innuendo, guessing and "is it possible?" no real substance. The girl in question has nice cans, but painfully fake looking.

Fark SBB. Why is that site treated as legitimate news?

Ball Sack Obama: SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

I took the bullet, and trust me, it wasn't worth it. The "article" takes a National Enquirer story seriously to make it's point.

eazye1334: Ball Sack Obama: SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

I took the bullet, and trust me, it wasn't worth it. The "article" takes a National Enquirer story seriously to make it's point.

National Enquirer does break some news stories about affairs, including John Edwards.
Link (new window)

eazye1334: Ball Sack Obama: SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

I took the bullet, and trust me, it wasn't worth it. The "article" takes a National Enquirer story seriously to make it's point.

Thx for taking the hit for us.

Epiphany: eazye1334: Ball Sack Obama: SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

I took the bullet, and trust me, it wasn't worth it. The "article" takes a National Enquirer story seriously to make it's point.

National Enquirer does break some news stories about affairs, including John Edwards.
Link (new window)

And a broken clock is right twice a day. Keep printing sensational stories and gossip and you'll evenutally get one right.

Evenaully, evantuelly, evangelaical...AH FARKL IT!!

*sniff* SBB kicked my dog*sniff*

and then *sob* they made fun of my favorite golfer

AND WORST OF ALL SBB HAS RUINED FARK!!!111!!!

Tiger trifecta complete. Head for the window.

SBB kiiled Flappyheads spelling brain cells.

SBB IS SATAN!

Epiphany: eazye1334: Ball Sack Obama: SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

I took the bullet, and trust me, it wasn't worth it. The "article" takes a National Enquirer story seriously to make it's point.

National Enquirer does break some news stories about affairs, including John Edwards.
Link (new window)

It could absolutely be true. But when the article says that a report in a gossip rag, whose validity is dubious at best, must be true because Tiger hasn't commented on it, I think I'll wait for another source and risk not being that first guy on the train.

I still find it ironic that as much time as people waste online, they still biatch about SbB.

Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC is still open.

I did just learn from SbS that a former NBA cheerleader is now doing porn, so that's a plus.

Old Huntstein: Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC is still open.

Even though the answer is always "c" on fark, I'm gonna go with answer "b".

Perhaps Tiger's marriage is taking the same route Kobe Bryant's is on.

Woods suffered the accident "pulling out of his driveway". The airbags in his vehicle never deployed, so he was going under 33 mph. From the "crash" he reportedly suffered "facial lacerations".
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Maybe I now finally know why everyone hates SBB.

That quite possibly was the worst article I've ever read in my entire life.

Old Huntstein: c) curious as to whether KFC Popeye's is still open.

Old Huntstein: Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC Taco Bell is still open.


FTFY

jake3988: Maybe I now finally know why everyone hates SBB.

That quite possibly was the worst article I've ever read in my entire life.

It's not just that, there was a time when the sports tab on fark was 80% SbB links.

Old Huntstein: Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC is still open.

You forgot d) He really is half-Asian

mjoven1975: Old Huntstein: Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC/Taco Bell is still open.


FTFY

FTFY. Yea we have those where I am.

That's RICH. Most rich black guys can only get 1 white woman. 2 white women is 'Tiger Woods' rich.

/props

Old Huntstein: Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC is still open.

Remember this was Black Friday so he may been an early bird shopper attempting to get Christmas presents for his wife, two kids, and Phil Mickelson.

He likes the white women.

SbB peed ine pool and left a dookie in the toilet without flushing.

If you're rich, you wear a fake mustache and bang hookers. Any single woman you bang while you're married is going to go batshiat as soon as things start to fizzle and she doesn't understand why you didn't leave your wife for her. Then, she'll sign a million dollar book deal and talk about that time she let you put it in her butt for Christmas.

KiwDaWabbit: If you're rich, you wear a fake mustache and bang hookers.

You mean like this guy?

/hot

jake3988: Woods suffered the accident "pulling out of his driveway". The airbags in his vehicle never deployed, so he was going under 33 mph. From the "crash" he reportedly suffered "facial lacerations".
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I read it, and the voice in my head was this guy

So, everyone pretty much suspects his wife caught him sneaking in late, and was waiting to club him in the face with a golf club?

That'd explain how he hit 2 things (mailbox and firehydrant, right?) on his way in, she was running at the car, weilding his golf club and screaming and he started backing up like his life depended on it.

TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: mjoven1975: Old Huntstein: Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut is still open.


FTFY

FTFY. Yea we have those where I am.

Missed one

Funk Brothers: KiwDaWabbit: If you're rich, you wear a fake mustache and bang hookers.

You mean like this guy?

/hot

Haha, exactly!

Old Huntstein: Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC is still open.

d) drunk, and fighting with the wife while holding a KFC chicken leg.

The Trooper: TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: mjoven1975: Old Huntstein: Anyone who crashes his car only feet from his own driveway at 2:25 in the morning is:

a) drunk.

b) fighting with the wife.

c) curious as to whether KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut/Long John Silvers is still open.


FTFY

FTFY. Yea we have those where I am.

Missed one

Hey, he could need some "Crunchy Things".

/Never forget LJS
//Loves me some "Crunchy Things"

Funk Brothers: KiwDaWabbit: If you're rich, you wear a fake mustache and bang hookers.

You mean like this guy?

The hookers should be careful. He'll kill a snitch.

Pentaxian: The hookers should be careful. He'll kill a snitch.

I'm not saying he has, I'm not saying he hasn't. Whatever, you know what I mean.

It'll be interesting to see how tight a lid Tiger's "people" can put on this- as of now, it seems like this story has the potential to permanently alter his image/reputation that he works so carefully to maintain (other than the freakouts on the course at people taking pictures, of course).

Maybe he's still pissed at Cal for booing at him?

Ball Sack Obama: SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

Here's what I don't get; Why post in Fark that you (the SBB haters)refuse to visit SBB? Everyone knows why you don't. No one cares. To each their own.

I will visit the site when something is linked on Fark. I'm not looking for Pulitzer prize writing skills...I'm just lookin for boobs.

I'm trashed. I doubt any of this made sense.

/doesnt really care either

1. Sane
2. Intelligent
3. Good looking

even Tiger Woods can only pick 2.

UncleStumpy: Ball Sack Obama: SBB? Thanks, but no thanks.

Here's what I don't get; Why post in Fark that you (the SBB haters)refuse to visit SBB? Everyone knows why you don't. No one cares. To each their own.

I will visit the site when something is linked on Fark. I'm not looking for Pulitzer prize writing skills...I'm just lookin for boobs.

I'm trashed. I doubt any of this made sense.

Made perfect sense to me.

SBB stole my first girlfriend