I'd like to return her serve!

I'd let her swing at my balls.

I'd drop one in her back court.

"Sports Babe Examiner"? Did the Daily Show start up a sports division?

I'd something her tennis reference if you know what I mean.

VvonderJesus: I'd something her tennis reference if you know what I mean.

Too early.

I'll be practicing my forehand looking at that pic, if you know what I mean.

/that means I'll be masturbating

Flappyhead: VvonderJesus: I'd something her tennis reference if you know what I mean.

Too early.

Fine.

I'd like to court her and cause a racket.

I'd like to shoot my 40-Love all over her face, then rest up a bit, and shoot a half volley on her tits.

I would enjoy it if she took my advantage into her deuce ...

I'd retrieve her balls from an errant serve

I prefer the Williams' sisters dresses showing their huge arses on television.

I'll let her use my ball hopper any day.

/ Wise 'introducing' this well ahead of Christmas instead of, say, January when they play the tourney.

This thread reminds me why tennis is my favorite sport.

/to me, love means nothing

The only reason I would care if she made it past the first round is because the deeper she plays in the tourney, the more I get to see her.

/deeper in the tourney

I'd wear her for more than one round.

I'd have sex with her

/if you know what I mean

ArkAngel: I'd have sex with her /if you know what I mean.

You would play tennis with her?

My contribution to this very worthy thread:

simpsonfan: ArkAngel: I'd have sex with her /if you know what I mean.

You would play tennis with her?

Only for 12 games. I don't think anyone here would last beyond that.

I don't care if she uses her forehand or backhand, she could use any stroke of hers to beat me anytime

/forefap!!!

Oh, I long for the days when Eastern European sports and hot chicks were not uttered in the same sentence.

Two words.

Nude tennis.

/thank you

Harry_Seldon: Oh, I long for the days when Eastern European sports and hot chicks were not uttered in the same sentence.

Why? Hot chicks uttered in any sentence makes it better.

Ex: Space is a harsh, unyielding vacuum.
Mod: A hot chick is a harsh, unyielding vacuum.

Dunno, seems improved to me.

I'd shoot one towards her baseline.

She's pretty, but I'd marry her for her grip alone!

OtherLittleGuy: Two words.

Nude tennis.

/thank you

OtherLittleGuy: Two words.

Nude tennis.

/thank you

...bouncy, bouncy, bouncy...

She's hot, but no Anna Pornakova.

I'd serve one right down her T, if you know what I mean.



/Call me, Ana.