I'd hit for it

What the fark is a Zhu Zhu?

Wow, they're not even trying any more.

Hamster Assassinator 3000?

They should have just bought one of my ebay auctions.

This toy is useless by itself. You need the funnel and tube accessories to complete the set.

FaygoMaster 2009-11-27 03:33:16 PM
This toy is useless by itself. You need the funnel and tube accessories to complete the set.

And the fire extinguisher

I'm waiting until january or so to pick one up as a cat toy.

Holy crap, that thing is scary.

Wanted for questioning.

Peace on Earth, and goodwill towards Man.

But kill that f*cker who took the last Zhu Zhu and stomp on their face until your shoes turn red...

I love humanity...

It's not as much fun with the robotic Jeremy Clarkson, though.

Here you go folks, here's the new toy you're supposed to go crazy over.

NOW DANCE, my little puppets! DANCE FOR ME OR YOUR KIDS WILL HATE YOU! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*ahem*

I mean...

no actually that is what I meant. :P

SilentStrider: What the fark is a Zhu Zhu?

Wow, they're not even trying any more.

Never heard of the thing until I read the newspaper this morning. Have no idea what those things look like.

We had a police incident here too, at a Toys R Us.

Oh Jesus Christ.

Parents will do anything for a toy their kids will only play with for 10 minutes before finding a cardboard box to make into a fort.

ToxicMunkee: Idiot Parents will do anything for a toy their kids will only play with for 10 minutes before finding a cardboard box to make into a fort.

Little addition for ya

There was some guy in line outside a Toys 'R' Us in Kansas City this morning apparently threatening people with a knife. Toy stores always seem to bring out the holiday spirit in some people.

That's right, you salivating dogs. Consume! Consume! Consume!

I was real young when the Cabbage Patch Craze hit the US. I know a guy friend of mine and his two brothers each got a CBK one Christmas. They were normal boys and didn't want a baby doll for Christmas. They would much rather have toy wrestlers, He-Man, GI Joe or whatever was big at that time. It wasn't about what the kids wanted, it was about the parents proving they can get a Cabbage Patch Kid.

Needless to say, we made fun of them pretty hardcore for a few months. Kids will be kids.

The fighting has begun. Christmas is officially on the way.

Happy Holidays!

MONSTERTRUCK: FaygoMaster 2009-11-27 03:33:16 PM
This toy is useless by itself. You need the funnel and tube accessories to complete the set.

And the fire extinguisher

Armageddon!

I bought my cat a $75 cat tree (big climbing/scratching toy, for those who don't know).

She spent more time playing in the box than she ever did on the damn cat tree.

Mr. Potatoass: MONSTERTRUCK: FaygoMaster 2009-11-27 03:33:16 PM
This toy is useless by itself. You need the funnel and tube accessories to complete the set.

And the fire extinguisher

Armageddon!

And the lit match...

got one last month for my kid. useless POS. May sell it on Ebay once its closer to xmas. Pay a mortgage payment or give kid a dopey toy he wont touch after xmas day. easy choice

If you fight over a child's toy you should be killed on the spot.

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

"...and as I rained blows down upon him, I thought 'There must be a better way.'"

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I bought my cat a $75 cat tree (big climbing/scratching toy, for those who don't know).

She spent more time playing in the box than she ever did on the damn cat tree.

And a paper bag from Safeway is a great cat toy, also.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather spend the money on an actual hamster and habitat for a kid. At least that way, they'd learn some responsibility, and come to the understanding that nature isn't all fluffy-fun happy goodness, but includes elements of horror and blood. I bet Zhu Zhu hamsters don't eat their young.

My kids are getting Cabbage Patch Dolls, and they'll like it. Especially little Bobby, he'll get two of them.

I was at Toys R Us this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Zhu Zhu for my daughter.

You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

I wish I had you...to talk to.

Combustion: "...and as I rained blows down upon him, I thought 'There must be a better way.'"

That must have been some doll.

I heard about these things the other day, so I looked them up on Amazon to see if they would do for the neices and nephews. The cheapest hamster was $60! For a stuffed hamster! The thing better cook and clean for you at that price!

Cytokine Storm: I was at Toys R Us this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Zhu Zhu for my daughter.

You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

Please take this anger out on your children. We don't give a flying f*ck about you here. And yes, you are an ass for being at Toys R Us at 4:30 in the morning.

What?

No injuries caused by a rush for Possessed By Demons From Hell Elmo dolls?

Man, the times ARE a-changin'...

My cats really want one!!

It's Turbo Time!


/Liked that movie
//Fark the haters

Cytokine Storm: I was at Toys R Us this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Zhu Zhu for my daughter.

You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

I award you a 9.

Reminds me of when I worked for retail. This older, REALLY irritated guy came up to me and was looking for a Nintendo DS for his daughter the week before Christmas, when I told him we were out, he lectured to me that her not getting a DS makes him a bad parent. "Would you be upset if you didn't get the ONE thing you asked for?"

/* Black Friday shoppers are farking crazy */

Combustion: "...and as I rained blows down upon him, I thought 'There must be a better way.'"

NASAM: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

And both posted at the same time. That's just spooky.

Cytokine Storm: I was at Toys R Us this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Zhu Zhu for my daughter.

You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

Do you understand how completely asinine this slavish devotion to consumerism is? Do you equate material things with happiness? Do you teach your children to make the same conclusion?

/No
//Yes
///You do
////Now get off my lawn and get back in line at the store

NASAM: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Combustion: "...and as I rained blows down upon him, I thought 'There must be a better way.'"

Love the simulpost.

skodabunny: Combustion: "...and as I rained blows down upon him, I thought 'There must be a better way.'"

NASAM: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

And both posted at the same time. That's just spooky.

I know! I checked the timestamp so I could gloat about getting it in a couple of seconds before Combustion.
My first simulpost. Weeee.

NuclearPenguins: It's Turbo Time!
www.tribute.ca

DASHAH DANCAH PRANCAH VIXEHN COHMET CYOOPID DONNAH BLITZEHN ARHARHARHBWARUARUAUGHGHGUERURURGHHGH

Cytokine Storm: I was at Toys R Us this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Zhu Zhu for my daughter.

You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

So, how many tickle-me-elmos and furbies are in the back of your kids closets?

JerseyTim: Combustion: "...and as I rained blows down upon him, I thought 'There must be a better way.'"

That must have been some doll.

She was.

*scrolls up*

Hah!

That IS an epic simulpost, NASAM and Combustion.

Does that count as an end to the Festivus Feats of Strength (TM)?

NuclearPenguins: It's Turbo Time!


/Liked that movie
//Fark the haters


WTF?! I had to suffer through that movie on a flight from Phoenix to Orlando....and I didn't even pay for the headphones.

/Remember when Arnie actually made good movies?
//Oh...and +1 for Subby.