That explains why everyone in Utah thought my ex wife had moved there.

No amount of carp could get me to travel to Utah again.

"The most promising idea right now is liquid fertilizer," Mr. Keleher said.

They got my idea in one.

It's the gift to give that someone who's imposable to buy for.

That's all the carp on Kolob!

Would it go good with the 25 pounds of cheese I was just given?

Only a dumb bass would take them up on that offer.

/Or maybe someone who'd do it just for the halibut.

Get some dynamite and explode the whole pile of carp.

Jesus would have made them eat it

Japan doesn't want to eat it?

Cat food plant.

Fedearl govermnent bakcs progarm to remoev fiev mililon puonds of unwanetd crap

was a much better headline.

/just sayin'

Mmmm lutefisk.

Good morning ladies.

Quit yer carping.

KarmicDisaster: Quit yer carping.

This is neither the time nor the plaice for that.

I can think of lots of things...



Huge market.

Ship it to the Czech Republic in time for their traditional Christmas carp dinner.

Nobody's likely to take that much carp from anyone.

Lemme get you the shipping address...

Make slurry

Call the Chinese,,,

That offer won't last long. Carpe diem!

Feed them to the monkeys.

Glenn Beck could sell it on his show.

Halfmast Trousers: Ship it to the Czech Republic in time for their traditional Christmas carp dinner.



/The cobblestone streets of Prague will soon run red with Christmas carp blood

Build a tent city, teach the unemployed and homeless to fish.

They may not like the taste at first, but give them 3-4 days, and they will not only eat the fish, but they will eat the poles, lines, bait, even dirt if they haven't learned to fish by the 5th day.

Jambalaya for EVERYBODY!

Phase 1: Collect Millions of pounds of dead carp
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!


/Really people? Nobody did that yet? You're slipping.

Waiting for someone to seize the day?

/Knew winning DWTS wasn't good for his health.
//RIP Donny Carpmond

Stonerbloopers: Phase 1: Collect Millions of pounds of dead carp
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!


/Really people? Nobody did that yet? You're slipping.

I was hoping someone else would post it so that I could post this response to your outdated meme.

/better than a sarah connor reference though

Intrigued:

mavrick45: Stonerbloopers: Phase 1: Collect Millions of pounds of dead carp
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!


/Really people? Nobody did that yet? You're slipping.

I was hoping someone else would post it so that I could post this response to your outdated meme.

/better than a sarah connor reference though

Sarah Connor is Profit

DNRTFA but I DID thoroughly enjoy that headline.
/carry on

Given that my dad just killed his second pond-full of Koi by "accident" (current scapegoat is the local bald eagles and hawks), I say ship the carp to people's homes and convince them that they're "decorative".

Or eat them. If people can eat possums, they can find a recipe for carp.

Esagashi: Given that my dad just killed his second pond-full of Koi by "accident" (current scapegoat is the local bald eagles and hawks), I say ship the carp to people's homes and convince them that they're "decorative".

Or eat them. If people can eat possums, they can find a recipe for carp.

Hey, who's up for some Carp Tacos? or maybe Medieval Sweet and Sour Carp?
(pops)

And best of all, carp is kosher! (pops like a baked carp's eyeball)

It works for Carp too!!!

All right, I've been planning to mass-produce garum.

/obscure

whcrow: Waiting for someone to seize the day?

Carpe carpum?

A carp is both a fish and a term for complaining. They're mocking you with wordplay!

CARP BY MAIL

/you know you want to send one to your ex

trelane99: CARP BY MAIL

/you know you want to send one to your ex

damn, I thought it said crap. Nevermind.

This yet another time where suggesting that a critter which has been eaten for centuries but become a pest be used to feed the poor will result in all sorts of negative comments. So I think 'human consumption' as mentioned in TFA can be scratched off the list.

Only in america can geese, deer, carp, and other food animals that have grown to pest level populations not be good enough to feed people that would supposedly starve without aid from someone else.

A really big pile of dead carp would be kind of cool. Maybe they could make a new burning man style festival out of it. Burning carp pile or something like that.

Cat food.

Problem solved.

so well that it has out competed the June sucker


I know her

Carp, suckers, who cares? They're both trash fish.