I would be more worried about that strange design he has coming out the back of his head

They look like wax seals, to me.

Still, this is maybe slightly better than that guy Lane Jensen who had silicone boobs implanted into a tattooed girl on his leg, and they then got infected and had to be removed? He documented the whole thing, and yeah, I had to click...

Here's a general advice: Tattoos look cool on people who already look cool. If you look like a tool (like this guy) tattoos will only enhance that fact

Let's hope he never has to go to prison. He'll get passed around like a party favor.

MaxxLarge: Let's hope he never has to go to prison. He'll get passed around like a party favor. guy with a pair of tits tattooed on his ass.

Screech shaved his head and tattooed boobs on his ass? That's about right.

Stupid.

As a woman who has a thing for boys with tats this is just absurd.

colinspooky: I would be more worried about that strange design he has coming out the back of his head

Was it dripping?

/Anyone?

I love boobs as much as the next guy, but there is no way I am spending money on boobs that I could never see.

TTIWWP of Rebecca of Bournemouth

He should have got a tattoo of a butt with a butt tattoo on it.

(And put it on his butt)

Dee Snarl: Rebecca of Bournemouth

This is her NSFW

I read cowspinachs' post as though she has a thing for boys with tits.

Self expression?

/ not a fan of ink

Hope he never ends up in jail...

Mister Peejay lol.. that's from something. What is it?

Ah, Bracknell. It hasn't lost its rustic charm, I see.

Thisbymaster: Dee Snarl: Rebecca of Bournemouth

This is her NSFW

Haha, was a step ahead of you. But that's not really her...?
/meh

unfarkingbelievable: I read cowspinachs' post as though she has a thing for boys with tits.

Why am I not surprised you read it that way? :)

His nipples are way too high.

cowsspinach: unfarkingbelievable: I read cowspinachs' post as though she has a thing for boys with tits.

Why am I not surprised you read it that way? :)

Because for a second there, he knew he was your man ;)

The Frogs had this covered.



Click for youtube goodness (NSFW language ...).

Thisbymaster: I love boobs as much as the next guy, but there is no way I am spending money on boobs that I could never see.

So then, you're not married, eh?

/Low-hanging boobs fruit.

Dumbass does what?

Shouldn't he have had them done a bit lower on his cheeks? That high they kinda look like fake boobs...

/unless that was the look he was going for?
//weird that I thought that
///boobies

maybe he likes to get tittyfarked....

/ky
//nty kthxbai

Not nearly as awesome as the tattoo of Kirk Douglas' face on my back.

You cheeky bastard

I'm surprised the article does not say "alcohol was a factor".

Thisbymaster: Dee Snarl: Rebecca of Bournemouth

This is her NSFW

What the hell are 'owo (sim)' and 'reverse oral'?

Well, I have to say Lily Allen has a nice pair, if you haven't googled them yet.

Trying to think of a way to tie "Bob has biatch tits..." to this but I seem to be having a complete lack of creativity at this moment. Damn you left over turkey lunch!

South park did it:

buckeyebrain: Thisbymaster: Dee Snarl: Rebecca of Bournemouth

This is her NSFW

What the hell are 'owo (sim)' and 'reverse oral'?

I would guess reverse oral is a 69, but I have no idea on "owo (sim)."

buckeyebrain: Thisbymaster: Dee Snarl: Rebecca of Bournemouth

This is her NSFW

What the hell are 'owo (sim)' and 'reverse oral'?

I believe that stands for "Oral With Orgasm (Spunk in Mouth)" and eating a hooker out.

/Mmmmmm. Eye-Herpes. . .

Really? I'm first?

This is the kind of idea you should never tell your buddies because a) they'll respond with "Dude, you should totally do that!" and b) they'd never get it done themselves, they just want some sucker to do it so they can point to you at parties.

Damnit, I can't find this pic of a fat redneck that had a 6 pack tattoo'd on his stomach to post! It goes so well with the retarded tat theme!

Tits tats?

tedbundee: Tits tats?

Tits for tats

EleventyOne: maybe he likes to get tittyfarked....

/ky
//nty kthxbai

Wonder if he will motor boat them.

This thread is a load of fail without MR. COOL ICE

SFW pic? I'm been "time-outted" for less.

Saners: EleventyOne: maybe he likes to get tittyfarked....

/ky
//nty kthxbai

Wonder if he will motor boat them.

Was wondering when this whole line of commentary would show up here.

toejam: Really? I'm first?

Those were warts, but they were nubby

Excen: buckeyebrain: Thisbymaster: Dee Snarl: Rebecca of Bournemouth

This is her NSFW

What the hell are 'owo (sim)' and 'reverse oral'?

I believe that stands for "Oral With Orgasm (Spunk in Mouth)" and eating a hooker out.

/Mmmmmm. Eye-Herpes. . .

Who the hell would PAY to eat pussy?

/b*tch better pay me if she wants any
//also, isn't reverse oral when the chick lays on her back, with her head dangling backwards from the edge, and sucks your dick?

FTFA: "Now the 28-year-old loves getting his "bottom boobs" out at parties and flashing them for everyone to see."

I suspect he doesn't get invited to very many parties.

wow, I saw the picture and those are NIPPLES, not BREASTESSES. This was a waste of time.

tedbundee: wow, I saw the picture and those are NIPPLES, not BREASTESSES. This was a waste of time.

Yeah. Now if they were BREASTS tattooed on some guy's ass - THAT would be hot!!

/fap