Serves him right for listening to King Missile while high.

Sounds like a self correcting problem to me.

He sounds nuts

Centipedes on my testicles? It more likely than you think!

that sucks balls

I regret nothing!

Meow meow?

This is why you get the free PC check before you do anything rash.

Its chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy and as such dealers are claiming is not a controlled substance.


You keep using this word. It does not mean what you think it means.

/balls

RodneyToady: Serves him right for listening to King Missile while high.

Has he checked the medicince cabinet?

First reaction: DAMN!

Second reaction: Someone dumb enough to do plant fertilizer as a drug shouldn't be allowed to breed anyway.

Not to self never take a drug called meow meow.

/OW

Durham Police are warning that its use can result in severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and can lead to a heart attack.

Sounds like a real party. Seriously, why would you want that?

BDR459: Not to self never take a drug called meow meow.

/OW

Note

Let us keep on lying to our young, especially about drugs.

Just for their own good.

What, now they do not trust us and have to die to believe what is good for them?

Who could have seen this coming?

I tried so hard not to keep cringing at the story. I failed.

Just.... ow.

Its chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy and as such dealers are claiming is not a controlled substance.


Chemistry is not your typical science credit choice in journalism school, apparently. Besides, the salt molecule can be said to be one atom away from a whole host of extremely dangerous substances, so this is a moot point.

St. Darwin can quit worrying about this guy!!

Its chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy.

just like water is only one molecule away from a highly corrosive rocket fuel, hydrogen peroxide?

watch out for that table salt. It's just one molecule away from a deadly toxic gas

Unfortunately, instead of thinking Wow, making drugs illegal just makes kids take more dangerous legal ones (see BZP, JWH-018) they'll think See how dangerous all drugs are? We need to give the death penalty to anyone who possess a gram of pot! Think about the children!

I think there is a strong case to consider this as a category of the Darwins. While he did not die, he DID effectively remove himself from the gene pool.

Texaco Saves: I regret nothing!

one of my faves.

On the plus side, it's the rare but perfectly legitimate non-lethal Darwin Award nominee.

Although I will say that if I thought for a second that there were centipedes on my balls, I'd probably do something similar. Poor kid's brain picked a hell of a hallucination--he was probably one neuron away from thinking he was in a supermodel orgy.

"I got this kid's sh*t"
"I got this kid's LUL"

tortilla burger: Its chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy and as such dealers are claiming is not a controlled substance.


You keep using this word. It does not mean what you think it means.

/balls

But, it was peer reviewed!
I am quite sure they more about science than, well, a chipmunk.

Knows a thing or two about brand new bags.

My Baloney Has No First Name: Durham Police are warning that its use can result in severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and can lead to a heart attack.

Sounds like a real party. Seriously, why would you want that?

To a druggie, as long as one of the results is somewhat attractive, the rest don't matter. I'm sure some people read that list as "blah blah blah, hallucinations, blah blah blah".

mrapier: that sucks balls

he can also suck his own balls now!

I almost opted to go to Durham for university, so I'm getting a kick out of the parallel universe where I knew this kid...

My Baloney Has No First Name: Durham Police are warning that its use can result in severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and can lead to a heart attack.

Sounds like a real party. Seriously, why would you want that?

People are stupid. Even though it's widely known that Angel Trumpets are poisonous and the side affects are nasty, at least once or twice a year some teen gets put in the hospital after eating one.

Stick to weed or booze

Don't drink water - it's just one atom away from rocket fuel and hydroxyl.

My Baloney Has No First Name: Durham Police are warning that its use can result in severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and can lead to a heart attack.

Sounds like a real party. Seriously, why would you want that?

Sounds like about as much of a "drug" as antifreeze, lead based paint, and just about any poisonous household chemical.
Who the hell came up with the idea of snorting a plant fertilizer the first time, anyway? I'm amazed that half of these weird-ass "drugs" are even discovered.

Atom Ant?
Is that you?

voodoohotdog: I think there is a strong case to consider this as a category of the Darwins. While he did not die, he DID effectively remove himself from the gene pool.

My post was a little late to the party, but to answer the implied question, yes, the rules clearly state that by virtue of being sterile now (I assume... what with no balls and all) and presumably having been fertile before, he's eligible for a Darwin Award.

Testicle rippeing trifecta in play?

Sacked for a loss!

Barakku: My Baloney Has No First Name: Durham Police are warning that its use can result in severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and can lead to a heart attack.

Sounds like a real party. Seriously, why would you want that?

Sounds like about as much of a "drug" as antifreeze, lead based paint, and just about any poisonous household chemical.
Who the hell came up with the idea of snorting a plant fertilizer the first time, anyway? I'm amazed that half of these weird-ass "drugs" are even discovered.

Same guy that made coffee from civet chit.

Mephedrone is a helluva drug

Yeah, taking drugs is fun, until you take the one that makes you rip your scrotum off.

No_One_Special: I tried so hard not to keep cringing at the story. I failed.

Just.... ow.

Its chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy and as such dealers are claiming is not a controlled substance.


Chemistry is not your typical science credit choice in journalism school, apparently. Besides, the salt molecule can be said to be one atom away from a whole host of extremely dangerous substances, so this is a moot point.

While your point is valid(as a chemist those kind of mistakes bother me more than most), the larger the molecule the less effect 1 atom has on it's properties. While I didn't bother to look up the molecules, provided the functional groups are arranged in a similar way, the effects should be similar when injested.

Anyone injesting white powders had better be prepared for the worst. Which apparently includes tearing off your own balls. Long before that point he shoudl have gone ot the hospital since the stuff is not illegal.

semiotix: voodoohotdog: I think there is a strong case to consider this as a category of the Darwins. While he did not die, he DID effectively remove himself from the gene pool.

My post was a little late to the party, but to answer the implied question, yes, the rules clearly state that by virtue of being sterile now (I assume... what with no balls and all) and presumably having been fertile before, he's eligible for a Darwin Award.

Since I imagine this is the only place such a determination of eligebility will take place,,,
I vote he qualifies.

sorry but it's more than one molecule away from MDMA
in fact it is different enough it cannot be prosecuted under the US Analog laws.

this guy is a dipshiit who gives drugs a bad name
and would have ripped his balls off anyway

I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

i guess being a man was just to much for his biatch ass

I'm pretty sure this didn't even happen.

/nah man, I'm tellin' you this kid took LSD and it made him jump off the roof.

If he snorts Miracle-Gro, will they come back?

A late entry to the Darwin Awards, and possibly the second living person to receive one!

Nods with approval.

That takes balls.