All women are evil.

All cats are evil.

therefor, all women are cats.

Talk about a sentence no one wants to hear.

Weaver95: All women are evil.

All cats are evil.

therefor, all women are cats.

That explains why my previous girlfriends all shiat in my shoes when they were angry at me...

Weaver95: All women are evil.

All cats are evil.

therefor, all women are cats.

But that saves a lot of money.
Instead of using a telephone to call them, all you have to do is run the can opener.

This will be an entertaining thread.

/ happy for both of them

Wrong.

Getting this out of the way early:

Hot girls aren't are evil. They're just all biatches... because they can be.

But for others, not so lucky...


Dun-dun DAAAAAH!

But, evil girls are hot.

Weaver95: All women are evil.

All cats are evil.

therefor, all women are cats.

A cat is fine, too.

I half thought I was reading an article from The Onion.

all women are cats.

Do all women have those rough-surfaced tongues?

"Should be the star of her sweet living soul.
Nor had love made it as his written scroll
For evil will and good to read in yet;
But smooth and mighty, without scar or fret,"

- 'Tristram of Lyonesse' by Algernon Charles Swinburne (1882)

He'll die lonely and bitter with a crushed spirit. If only I could live long enough to be there and laugh at him.

A hot woman with a geek?

That's a damn lie. Hot women go for the abusive, self-absorbed jack-asses.

The pasty basement-rats, who instead of actually working up the courage to talk to a girl, instead moan about how all these chicks ignore them to chase after assholes, and post about such injustices on Fark.

YOU LIE!

It's not true, man! Run! Run, while you still can!


/ just one hot not-crazy one would be nice
// plskthxbye

He's not fat.

If he was fat he would still be lonely and bitter.

But can you put lipstick on a girl's anus? Then she would be a cat.

2wolves: But can you put lipstick on a girl's anus? Then she would be a cat.

If you put lipstick on a girl's anus, does it technically count as making out?

lobotomy survivor: Weaver95: All women are evil.

All cats are evil.

therefor, all women are cats.

A cat is fine, too.

*clap clap clap*

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

This has got me thinking about hot girls. Hot girls.

Now I'm wondering if anybody has an example of what a hot girl looks like...

/no, I'm not in my parents basement

LiteWerk: This has got me thinking about hot girls. Hot girls.

Now I'm wondering if anybody has an example of what a hot girl looks like...

/no, I'm not in my parents basement

So I thought I would GIS that. I got this.

WTF?

Hot=selfish

Add to that the crazy factor and its easy to mistake it for evil.

He must unlearn what he has learned.

So he won the contest, and got the girl, but they're not together?

FTFA: he feels ready to find his first girlfriend.

So, if she learned beauty isn't only skin deep. And he realized not all hot girls are evil. Why aren't they still together? Or am I just not understanding how the rules of the gameshow work?

LiteWerk: This has got me thinking about hot girls. Hot girls.

Now I'm wondering if anybody has an example of what a hot girl looks like...

/no, I'm not in my parents basement


http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/112165926/HotGirls1_n o rmal.jpg
/Me too
// Hot like the girl in the pic

don't give women too much credit, they're not evil, they're people.

And people do selfish, ignorant, stupid shiat that may seem evil, especially when you're on the receiving end.

I've yet to meet a beautiful woman who was genuinely malevolent. I have however, dated a plethora of girls who are genuinely ignorant of everything around them to almost a negligent degree.

I predict great things for this thread. Possible epic-ness.

I'm getting a weird ventriloquist/dummy vibe from that photo. Also, I'm beginning to suspect that Australia has a law requiring all citizens to pose for photos in front of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

/no, spell checker, "Harbour" is spelled correctly

TenJed_77: LiteWerk: This has got me thinking about hot girls. Hot girls.

Now I'm wondering if anybody has an example of what a hot girl looks like...

/no, I'm not in my parents basement


http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/112165926/HotGirls1_n o rmal.jpg
/Me too
// Hot like the girl in the picfarked that up didn't I.

Having caught glimpses of the American version, I would be hard-pressed to take the women on that show as proof that hotties aren't evil. The only women on that stuff who aren't evil are the ones that are too dumb to figure out malevolence.

Hilary T. N. Seuss: I'm getting a weird ventriloquist/dummy vibe from that photo. Also, I'm beginning to suspect that Australia has a law requiring all citizens to pose for photos in front of the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

/no, spell checker, "Harbour" is spelled correctly

No, you are also allowed to pose for photos at Campbell's Cove, if your photographer is standing to the west of you, ensuring that the Opera House is in the background.

If neither location is availalbe, the "Guide to Official Photography in Australia" says that you have to dress up for the outback, and be photographed with Ayers Rock in the background.

I would have gone with: "not all hot girls are evil". By saying all hot girls aren't evil, you're discounting the possibility that there are any hot and evil girls - plenty of Farkers can no doubt provide anecdotal evidence that that isn't the case.

/knows which half of the pairing he'd make on the show
//call me!

Proof that there may, indeed, be some evil hot chicks:



and...



/c'mon, this thread needs more pics, guys.

Evil or not, chicks do not like to work on Black Friday.

/no women on my bus this morning
//they be shoppin

Dissociater: So he won the contest, and got the girl, but they're not together?

FTFA: he feels ready to find his first girlfriend.

So, if she learned beauty isn't only skin deep. And he realized not all hot girls are evil. Why aren't they still together? Or am I just not understanding how the rules of the gameshow work?

I was wondering this too. It sounds to me like neither of them learned anything. SAPPY tag would have (maybe) been appropriate if they were still together.

lobotomy survivor:
Weaver95: All women are evil.
All cats are evil.
therefor, all women are cats.
A cat is fine, too.

I hate you so much, Milkman Dan internet.

Hilary T. N. Seuss:
I'm getting a weird ventriloquist/dummy vibe from that photo.

Oh good, it's not just me. Seriously, it's like the first thing I thought of. It's because her head is so tiny.

daniellynn's real dad

So I thought I would GIS that. I got this.

WTF?

This might help. What I like best is the guy on the right who looks like he needs to be rebooted.

What's his Fark handle?

/obligatory

All women are whores...

Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.

That poor, deluded sonovabiatch.

Freudian Slit: All women are whores...

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Wow, this room is filled with the bitters this morning. My girlfriend's not only hot but a quality person.

That's just what they want you to think so you'll spend money on their heartless asses.

Hey TFA, you are threatening Farkers' ability to blame their aloneitude on everyone but themselves. Here come the tortured rationalizations!

Knucklepopper: Wow, this room is filled with the bitters this morning. My girlfriend's not only hot but a quality person.

Ah, the obligatory MY GIRLFRIEND post. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

If hotness = evil, NicoFinn's ass is Dick Cheney.