Heirate mich

Mit meinen Händen grab ich tief
zu finden was ich so vermisst
und als der Mond im schönsten Kleid
hab deinen kalten Mund geküsst

Ich nehm dich zärtlich in den Arm
doch deine Haut reisst wie Papier
und Teile fallen von dir ab
zum zweitenmal entkommst du mir

stories like this need pics

Megain: stories like this need pics

Why does she have her hand down her pants?

/doesn't really want to know

FTA: "I'm a person that does things differently. I'm not like normal people"

He slept on top of his wife's grave for 20 months, tried to dig a tunnel into the grave so he could sleep with her corpse, then dug her up, molded clay around her corpse, and then slept with the corpse in his bed for five years.

No shiat, "Le Van." We already figured out you're not like normal people.

I might dig my wife up, but only because I'd be ready to kill people if someones else defiled my beloved's grave.

Cremation solves so many problems, though...

I bet a teddy bear would smell better.

LordOfThePings: I bet a teddy bear would smell better.

Not necessarily: It depends on what's been done to the thing.

LordOfThePings: I bet a teddy bear would smell better.

Perhaps it is because I am exhausted beyond sleep, but that was the funniest farking thing I have read in my entire life.

/willing to bet I will not think it's that funny tomorrow

Usually we credit Japan for having the weirdest things, but why does SE Asia just take the cake on anything batshiat bizarre? WTF is in the water there?

Everyone needs a hug

One more time to kill the paaaaiiinnn

Great. Got a song stuck in my head....

I got a gal who lives on the wrong side of town
I know what I want and man you know, I sure know how
It's the other side another place
I like it there no accountin' for taste
I can't think of nothin' when I'm with her
But the rain and the wind and the cemetery dirt

Went down to the cemetery lookin' for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up
Went down to the cemetery lookin' for love
Got there and my baby was buried
I had to dig her up (new window)

Am I the only one who thinks it's kind of sweet ? Not for me, mind you.

I don't know whether to feel sympathy for his pain and loneliness, or repulsed.

Awwww...that's sweet. Bleueuurrchhhggg!

I am stretched on your grave
And I'll lie here forever
If you hands were in mine
I'd be sure they would not sever

My apple tree, my brightness
It's time we were together
For I smell by the Earth
And I'm worn by the weather
When my family think
That I'm safely in my bed
Oh, from morn until night
I am stretched out at your head
Calling out unto the earth
With tears hot and wild
For the loss of a girl
That I loved as a child

Oh, the priests and the friars
They approach me in dread
Oh, for I still love you
Oh, my life, and you're dead
I still will be your shelter
Through rain and through storm
And with you in your cold grave
I cannot sleep warm

He should have buried her in the Pet Cemetery and she would have come back on her own.

/dnrtfa
//mrs db360

Pretty damn sad really. Disturbing too obviously.

HowlingFrog: Heirate mich

Wait, what, a Rammstein song that I don't have yet? Bullshiat.

/Google, here I come.
//Thankyou.

I would have just done it for shiats and giggles.

"I'm a person that does things differently. I'm not like normal people," he was quoted as saying.

Understatement of the Century so far.

Attachment personified. We all have it, but perhaps not as bad as this guy.

He just wants to be held, is that so wrong?

/ Jon Lovitz

Shiunji Approved!

HowlingFrog: Heirate mich

Mit meinen Händen grab ich tief
zu finden was ich so vermisst
und als der Mond im schönsten Kleid
hab deinen kalten Mund geküsst

Ich nehm dich zärtlich in den Arm
doch deine Haut reisst wie Papier
und Teile fallen von dir ab
zum zweitenmal entkommst du mir

I love that song

regarding TFA: o_O

bass555: He just wants to be held, is that so wrong?

/ Jon Lovitz

I thought that was Harvey Firestein...

//TFA made me think of Dan Feilding's quote "necrophillia leaves me feeling cold."

Annabel Lee.

/Doing it old school

Dude, get a cuddle pillow like the rest of us.

here were nights when the wind was so cold
That my body froze in bed
If I just listened to it
Right outside the window
There were days when the sun was so cruel
That all the tears turned to dust
And I just knew my eyes were
Drying up forever
I finished crying in the instant that you left
And I can't remember where or when or how
And I banished every memory
you and I had ever made
But when you touch me like this
And you hold me like that
I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me
When I touch you like this
And I hold you like that
It's so hard to believe but
It's all coming back to me
(It's all coming back,
it's all coming back to me now)
There were moments of gold
And there were flashes of light
There were things I'd never do again
But then they'd always seemed right
There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow
Baby Baby
If I kiss you like this
And you whisper like that
It was lost long ago
But it's all coming back to me
If you want me like this
And if you need me like that
It was dead long ago
But it's all coming back to me
It's so hard to resist
And it's all coming back to me
I can barely recall
But it's all coming back to me now
But it's all coming back
There were those empty threats and hollow lies
And whenever you tried to hurt me
I just hurt you even worse
And so much deeper
There were hours that just went on for days
When alone at last we'd count up
all the chances
That were lost forever
But you were history with the slamming of the door
And I made myself so strong again somehow
And I never wasted any of my time
on you since then
But if I touch you like this
And if you kiss me like that
It was so long ago
But it's all coming back to me
If you touch me like this
And if I kiss you like that
It was gone with the wind
But it's all coming back to me
(It's all coming back,
it's all coming back to me now)
There were moments of gold
And there were flashes of light
There were things we'd never do again
But then they'd always seemed right
There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow
Baby, Ba, Baby
When you touch me like this
And when you hold me like that
It was gone with the wind
But it's all coming back to me
When you see me like this
And when I see you like that
Then we see what we want to see
All coming back to me
The flesh and the fantasies
All coming back to me
I can barely recall
But it's all coming back to me now
But it's all coming back

Well, he's just an excitable boy.

Not really his wife anymore what with that 'till death' clause. So he's really just hugging a stinky stranger.

Sad really.

Whoa.

/ whoa


"I'm a person that does things differently. I'm not like normal people," he was quoted as saying.

Well, they are better than drugs...

shivashakti: Well, they are better than drugs...

What, corpses?

therhinodep: Well, he's just an excitable boy.

had not even thought of Zevon

/she doesn't look particularly cage-like though

He was quoted as saying the sex was the same but the dishes were piling up?

Man digs up wife's corpse just for hugs bugs

/FTFY

Copycat.
Link (new window)

I could understand it if he'd done it for lulz. But hugs? What a fag.

Megain: stories like this need pics

$100 says he gave her bigger boobs than she had in real life.

WalMartian: Megain: stories like this need pics

$100 says he gave her bigger boobs than she had in real life.

Of course he did.

"Oh, baby, I dig you so much..."

What? No Dr. Demento fans in here anymore?

1lastcall: willing to bet I will not think it's that funny tomorrow

You're probably right, there. However, it's good to know my snarking efforts are enjoyed by someone, even if it's only the weary.

Dr. Creed, I'm warning you for your own good. Stay away from the Micmac burial ground. The ground has gone... sour.

this song and video popped in my head...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdTYcnUBADw (new window)

booger42: bass555: He just wants to be held, is that so wrong?

/ Jon Lovitz

I thought that was Harvey Firestein...

//TFA made me think of Dan Feilding's quote "necrophillia leaves me feeling cold."

Well, there's nothing like a cold girl on a hot night.

mesohorny: this song and video popped in my head...

Funny, I have this one running through my head...

Link (new window)

how romantic