Sounds like BS to me.

I bet he gobbled it all up.

/wheeeeee

Would have been ok if he had brown eyes, but blue? Oh, the hue-manity.

OM NOM NOM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Susan Sobiegray's attempts to help a homeless man backfired this week when he kicked in her front door and stole her Thanksgiving turkey.

What's that word people say about good intentions hurting those meant to help them?

dad?

CravenMorehead: Would have been ok if he had brown eyes, but blue? Oh, the hue-manity.

You make me happy :).

ITS THE CYBERNETIC GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST FROM THE FUTURE!

DONT BUY INTO THE LIES, SHEEPLE!

LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.JPG

no good deed goes unrewarded

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE SIGOURNEY WEAVER...

He had 6 feet?!

In a codependent situation, the enabler is always 90+% to blame.

On a subconscious basis, the codependent resents the enabler, and knows what is being done is bad for him, even if he does not have the strength to resist.

Other times, he develops the delusion he is entitled to live off the enabler, and when the enabler tries to wean him off the nipple, he will become violent.

It always ends badly for both.

Psych 101a.

Speak for yourself, subby.

Wow, our city made it on Fark.

Wait... they weighed him?

How the mighty have fallen.

Reminds me of one time where a minority man who was crippled came up to my front door pushing a lawn mower. The conversation was as follows.

Man : Excuse me Sir, could i please mow your lawn? I would not charge much."

I : "I'm sorry, but I do my own lawn work, perhaps the old person next door could use your help." I said smiling.

Man: Spits on my door, kicks my ceramic dog off the porch, and says "fark you you cracker bastid!! And stomped off.

/nice until they dont get what they want.

Make sure you let the relatively few violent homeless ruin it for the rest of them.

How 'bout I just give thanks for not being a 300 pound, bald, homeless, hungry guy?

Quark_Quasar: I bet he gobbled it all up.

Yes, it was delicious, thanks for asking.

Something is fishy here. Why would a homeless (ovenless, stoveless) guy steal a frozen turkey? How would he cook it?

Lake: Something is fishy here. Why would a homeless (ovenless, stoveless) guy steal a frozen turkey? How would he cook it?

If he's not cooking it, I hope he's not....er...making a turkey fleshlight out of it.

I always find it weird how there are fat bums/homeless people all over America. How do they get fat if they could barely eat? Is it a hormonal problem or something? I sure hope they don't get fat from eating sewage lard...

Tor Johnson wanted for questioning.

Sons of biatches! Bumpuses!

Mr. Clean is homeless? Such a tragedy.

"Hi, um I-I'd like to report a kidnapping. I said I'd like to report a kidnapping. Uh, this-this man who lives in my apartment building, he's...taken my turkey hostage and he's had it for over an hour now and I can't- my turkey. Turkey. TURKEY. Yes. No, look, I know... that's why I called. No, you have to understand. No, no, no no, no!"


/oblig.

Yogimus: Wait... they weighed him?

Probably compared him to how many truckloads of turkey he would equal.

"a 300-pound, 6-foot bald homeless man with blue eyes"

At one time or another I've been 5 of those 6 things.

DC Steve You rock, Damn that was funny

Broz_Tito: LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.JPG

Oh, man!

Lake: Something is fishy here. Why would a homeless (ovenless, stoveless) guy steal a frozen turkey? How would he cook it?

With this George Foreman Homeless Grill(TM) of course...It's a knockout!

Lake: Something is fishy here. Why would a homeless (ovenless, stoveless) guy steal a frozen turkey? How would he cook it?

FTA: "Giroux provided the family with a turkey, stuffing, vegetables and a small ham. She was also given groceries such as juice and milk."

Hmmm... Sounds like they might have gotten more food out of this than they ever had in the first place...

Welcome to the Real World^TM

Look, ANYONE can have a spell of bad luck and find themselves in unfortunate circumstances. However, those who end up in perpetual loser mode are nothing but trouble. Stay the Fark away.

This man?

Did he have a boat full of time traveling dwarves on his head?