2.2 Lbs?

That's like half a kilo!

/Yea, I know.

That's like twenty ounces!

2xhelix: That's like twenty 35.2 ounces!

/I suck

Was his name Beavis or Butthead?

great radiograph!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390221/
Just saw this, interesting movie about this procedure.

"I was down in Colombia. I had to take a landscaping job, for a weekend, through a temp agency, I was a kelly girl, mowin' lawns. But down in Bogota you gotta work naked for some reason, it's a weird custom they have. I didn't wanna complain, I needed the gig, man, my rent was due. So I was bendin' over to pull start that lawnmower when all of a sudden a small, dart-headed frog that's indigenous to the area sprung out of the shrubbery and it went 'fa-FOOMPH' right into my rectum, and then I went delirious from the toxins in its skin, I blacked out...and the next thing I know, I'm walkin' through customs with a condom full of coke in my colon."

And then you say, "Same thing happened to me! Not guilty!" And then you go do bumps with the guy.

/with apologies to Mr. Stanhope.

each?

That's like a litre of Pee!

/better not be farkin obscure.

What an dumbass.

The general category of 'dumbass' would include me for putting 'an' instead of 'a' in that sentence.

/I blame turkey grease on my fingers

Hahaha! That mugshot looks like a fat Lizo Mzimba.

A kilo has a street value of half a million dollars? I haven't priced one for a while, but I wouldn't pay more than 25 grand tops.

Not too smart, those lads.

He thought it was a million dollars he was helping a banker's widow get out of the country.

Ever seen what happens to a wookie when 67 condoms of cocaine burst in his stomach?

/It ain't pretty

"Officer, just because those three Colombians stood over me for half an hour with a gallon of salad oil and really sharp machetes forcing those condoms down my throat and massaging my stomach everytime I started gagging; and then they handed me a one-way ticket to Miami, $5000 in small bills and dumped me out at the airport from the back of a van going 40 mph and never stopped...

I had NO IDEA there was anything suspicious about it."

Well obviously the guy is an abductee who ran into a drug running Extra-Terrestrial that stole him from his bed stuffed him full of Coke then put him back completely oblivious to what has happened.

Cocaine Anal Probes
Its a perfectly logical explanation

Did he catch the wumpus?

My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

This thread calls for!

inelegy: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

Just don't stand behind him for a few weeks, OK?

theres a card for this



/thanks to whoever cooked this one up

FTFA: He added: 'I just did not know what they were. I thought I was swallowing something else to take into Britain as a favour for a pal.'

Yeah, right, only recently my best friend asked me to swallow 67 little packages and take a trip throught the world.
And since I trust her so much, I didn't even ask what was in the packages.
I'm sure it was legit...

But seriously, WTF did he think was in the packages??? "Something else" my ass!

Dude, just got back from Africa. Come on over and I can crap out some coke and we can party like it's 1999. Bring a straw and some hand sanitizer.