It'll eventually be down to her, the maid, the chauffeur, the gardener, and the team of a dozen Photoshop editors on permanent retainer.

nice headline.

farking untalented oompa loompa.

She's going to have fun at her age learning to do all those complicated things for herself. Like ass-wiping and brushing teeth ;)

wee: farking untalented millionaire oompa loompa.

FTFY

My penis is right at room temperature and it's going straight into her pooper.

wee: farking untalented oompa loompa.

Untalented? Really?

norks

Also, Mariah Carey is full of BS.

eddyatwork: My penis is right at room temperature and it's going straight into her pooper.

Oh, please don't forget the lackeys with AT&T smartphones running around fulfilling her every stupid wish.

SHe can Sing, Her Boobies, body and face can be manipulated to look nice, so I guess thats all you need to be successful. Oh, you need to con people into having them give a crap about you. If She relied on people like me, SHe woudl be working at a nail salon instead of getting multimillion dollar contract buyouts and umteenth comback attempts.

wee: farking untalented oompa loompa.

She's nearly 6ft tall, and looks like she could snap the average farker in half, then suck the jelly right out of the two halves.

I would fark her soooo hard that not even the fist of an angry god could pull me out.

Every straight man would fark her. If you are attracted to her, then you would love fark her. If you can't stand her, then you would grudge fark her. She might be your first choice or last choice, but you would not pass her up.

God creates women like her to ensure the human race keeps farking, one way or another.

eddyatwork: My penis is right at room temperature and it's going straight into her pooper.

I suppose it's nice to know Nick Cannon has a Fark account...

-F

This woman is completely delusional. You overlook it because some of you want to fark her. And here's my Mariah Carey picture, just because:

I'd put up with a lot from a woman like her, but just not very long.

The problem with her is that she would NEVER let you have a 3-some.

Quantum Apostrophe: She's nearly 6ft tall, and looks like she could snap the average farker in half, then suck the jelly right out of the two halves.

Really? I always thought she was a tiny lil thing.

dionada: Quantum Apostrophe: She's nearly 6ft tall, and looks like she could snap the average farker in half, then suck the jelly right out of the two halves.

Really? I always thought she was a tiny lil thing.

She is about 5'8". It's the heels that shoot her up. I met her a few times about the time she got involved with Sony/Columbia...many years ago. She didn't always have a set of knockers, but was very talented, and very pretty.

You know the Paul Anka ditty "Just Don't Look"? It applies to divas as well.

dionada: Quantum Apostrophe: She's nearly 6ft tall, and looks like she could snap the average farker in half, then suck the jelly right out of the two halves.

Really? I always thought she was a tiny lil thing.

She's about 5'8" or 5'9", so not Amazon tall and not Shakira small.

eddyatwork: My penis is right at room temperature and it's going straight into her pooper.

You farking naked, trying to channel Big2K in here?

eddyatwork: My penis is right at room temperature and it's going straight into her pooper.



Sometimes I like to crack open a cold one.

wee: farking untalented oompa loompa.



Totally untalented. Totally.

/derp.

I'd hit it; probably not want to live with it though.

/hit hit hit hit
//those legs are stunning

She may be a biatchy, whining diva, but I wouldn't turn her down for sex. Hell, I'd probably even save the condom and sell it on Ebay.

Bendal: //those legs are stunning

Indeed. At her age, to keep them looking like that, she has to be working out hard. Can you imagine her enduring that level of pain and fatigue 4-5 times a week during her workouts? I struggle. In public, she's all smiles.

she's working her way up towards thick again though

These were in that pooper.

meep

Belugas are mammals. They do not lay eggs. Hence: no caviare.

ossaFK: Belugas are mammals. They do not lay eggs. Hence: no caviare.

It turns out the same name is used for two different animals. (new window) (see the first two definitions in the link)

ossaFK Belugas are mammals. They do not lay eggs. Hence: no caviare.[sic]

Caviar isn't "laid", they yank it right out of the ovaries. Several species have ovaries (which contain eggs); your mother, for example. Besides the fact that one variety of caviar is from a Beluga sturgeon, which is in no way similar to the Beluga whale, your "Hence" makes no sense.

sicboy: ossaFK Belugas are mammals. They do not lay eggs. Hence: no caviare.[sic]

Caviar isn't "laid", they yank it right out of the ovaries. Several species have ovaries (which contain eggs); your mother, for example. Besides the fact that one variety of caviar is from a Beluga sturgeon, which is in no way similar to the Beluga whale, your "Hence" makes no sense.

I guess this isn't technically a threadjack since 'beluga caviar' is mentioned in the headline, but shouldn't we be talking about her tits?

Rubber Biscuit: I'd put up with a lot from a woman like her, but just not very long.

Two or three minutes, tops.

CLEARLY I'm evil: wee: farking untalented oompa loompa.



Totally untalented. Totally.

/derp.

Then you haven't actually seen the movie.

Her performance isn't anything lots of other wannabe crossover stars have done. It really wasn't anything special, regardless how many studio funded awards ceremonies jizzed all over it.