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(wane.com) Weird Man builds stagecoach out of toothpicks, probably shouldn't try to ford the river any time soon   (wane.com) divider line 19
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Oldiron_79 2009-11-26 02:25:01 PM  
peperoni and sausage.

 
Rumpleforskin 2009-11-26 02:31:43 PM  
Fark that the ferry is always overpriced.

 
logruszed [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:38:03 PM  
$1,200.00 for toothpicks?

Dumbass, you can swipe them every time you go out to eat.

That's free gratis!

 
AuCinaoaMie 2009-11-26 02:38:36 PM  
I'll one up him and build a flying life size 747 out of basswood, toothpicks, a bit of balsa, and a weedwhacker.

 
plainlyclueless 2009-11-26 02:41:08 PM  
why not a chevy?

 
Toquinha 2009-11-26 02:43:36 PM  

 
XMark 2009-11-26 02:46:43 PM  
You have lost 2 axles, 3 boxes of ammunition, 50 pounds of food, and JIMMY.

 
toppgun 2009-11-26 02:47:45 PM  
www.singlehop.com
/at hot as a fever induced by dysentery

 
nesdude [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:50:13 PM  
XMark:

I know that joke was obvious, but I still lol'd. Nice.

 
badstiffy 2009-11-26 02:55:48 PM  
logruszed: $1,200.00 for toothpicks?

Dumbass, you can swipe them every time you go out to eat.

That's free gratis!

FTA: "The model has been appraised for a price ranging from $135,000 to $152,000, according to Woodling." I think it was a pretty good ROI.

 
BuzzBoy 2009-11-26 02:57:26 PM  
At 75 years old, he'd better start working on his coffin.

 
Lysol_Please 2009-11-26 03:28:05 PM  
Were the toothpicks made out of pine?



You know, pining for the fjo....ah nevermind.

 
magicalOne 2009-11-26 03:38:24 PM  
ford fjord

 
Hugo Zorilla 2009-11-26 05:50:54 PM  
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This builder is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't posted this story 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BUILDER!!

 
simpsonfan 2009-11-26 07:29:23 PM  
Only on Fark would an article about a stagecoach made out of toothpicks lead to a Monty Python reference.

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier 2009-11-27 12:20:10 AM  
XMark: You have lost 2 axles, 3 boxes of ammunition, 50 pounds of food, and JIMMY.

Still worth the eleven dollars saved on the ferry.

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-11-27 12:53:47 AM  
toppgun: /at hot as a fever induced by dysentery

lol. I loved those commercials...and putting pizza toppings on my bff jill's gravestone when she died. What was the worst was when Jesus got dysentery.

 
Owm 2009-11-27 01:24:28 AM  
I always preferred to caulk my wagon.

/<_<
//>_>

 
Jgok [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-27 02:03:35 AM  
FTA: "There is no other toothpick model anywhere to compare with this...it's in a league of its own."

Maybe, but Stan Munro's work (new window) is much better.

 
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