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(wpri.com) Interesting Family raises money for turkey's cataract surgery, even though the procedure will cost more than a poultry sum   (wpri.com) divider line 17
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MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:48:58 PM  
I claim this thread.

 
fedexrico 2009-11-26 02:51:45 PM  
*cringe*

That was a horrible, horrible pun, subby.

 
chookbillion 2009-11-26 02:52:42 PM  
I really hate the phrase 'much needed'. It drives me nuts. Shouldn't it have a hyphen anyway? not sure. Don't want to think about it too much.

 
reveal101 2009-11-26 03:02:34 PM  
That was two-thirds of a pun! P U!

 
altoids85 2009-11-26 03:05:50 PM  
So, its just fine to kill a perfectly healthy turkey, but one with a cataract should have expensive surgery performed to save it. People should be fed to turkeys.

 
altoids85 2009-11-26 03:06:59 PM  
I forgot to mention I have a cataract, so I am exempt.

 
ScottMpls 2009-11-26 03:13:09 PM  
This story's for the birds ...

/nothin'

 
Highroller48 [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 03:14:19 PM  
www.hockeysite.biz

Approves.

 
Highroller48 [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 03:25:33 PM  
altoids85: So, its just fine to kill a perfectly healthy turkey, but one with a cataract should have expensive surgery performed to save it.

4/10

A real PETA nutjob would never object to the expensive treatment part.

 
moof 2009-11-26 03:35:44 PM  
altoids85: So, its just fine to kill a perfectly healthy turkey, but one with a cataract should have expensive surgery performed to save it.

The surgery is so grandpa turkey can see his kids and grandchildren hanging upside down a conveyor belt and being gutted before his eyes.

 
ukexpat 2009-11-26 03:39:38 PM  
And my pet hamster needs life-saving transplant surgery. About $1 million should do it, so I have change left over for that Ferrari I have always wanted.

 
Brother Head 2009-11-26 04:25:27 PM  
hmmmm Turkey.....

tasty, tasty, delicious turkey....

Ya know, I really don't care if the turkey can see or not. As long as I can see it well enough to eat the damn thing....

That my friends... That is the important thing.

 
greenapple2step 2009-11-26 05:24:17 PM  
GIVE ME AND EFFIN BREAK!

 
Gyrfalcon 2009-11-26 06:57:42 PM  
Just poke its eyes out. It will never notice.

 
Jarhead_h 2009-11-26 07:33:05 PM  
Just because I hope that it pisses someone off:

Ted Nugent interview!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXUI5hAxFYI&feature=related

South Dakota 2008-2009 hunting seasons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhpCmDJ6HU

 
ParadoxDice 2009-11-26 10:06:56 PM  
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could see!

 
Ilikeit 2009-11-27 09:42:43 PM  
Gimme an axe and his problems will all go away.

 
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