Police surveillance revealed the 39-year-old anda Russian woman engaging in various sexual activities, including full-blown intercourse.

If I'm fully-blown, we can skip the intercourse.

Being pregnant is a binary situation, either you are or you're not. There's no such thing as "A little pregnant", or "almost pregnant".

Oh, and excuse #316 for going to see the hookers: "Science!".

And the "classy move of the year" award goes to..

Please submit excuses I can actually use tonight.

snocone: Please submit excuses I can actually use tonight.

But sweetie I thought you WANTED your sister over for thanksgiving.

this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

Full blown intercourse, not that half-assed stuff non-prostitutes engage in.

CygnusDarius: Being pregnant is a binary situation, either you are or you're not. There's no such thing as "A little pregnant", or "almost pregnant"..

On the contrary, there IS such ting as "very pregnant".
*insert octomom pic*

Stupid prosecutors shouldn't have helped him cover it up. Hope his wife finds out.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

yes because its a good idea to judge all of us by the behavior of the majority.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

because they are fat and ugly and no me would want them?

traylor: CygnusDarius: Being pregnant is a binary situation, either you are or you're not. There's no such thing as "A little pregnant", or "almost pregnant"..

On the contrary, there IS such ting as "very pregnant".
*insert octomom pic*

That's not "very pregnant", that's "redundant".

Ashtrey: snocone: Please submit excuses I can actually use tonight.

But sweetie I thought you WANTED your sister over for thanksgiving.

Seeing relatives across the table from you... not quite the image she had in mind.

Ba'al_is_my_god:this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

0/10

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

Not sure if you're serious or not. This is usually what happens when you stop giving sex to a guy. He goes somewhere else and gets it. Guys need to get off on a regular basis, its just a fact of life.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

Riggghhhtt...
Cause one guy is all men, and no women are unfaithful.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

You sound fat.

27,500 SEK = $4000.00 USD

That was some expensive pussy.

Living with a pregnant woman (esp. 1st trimester) tests the fidelity of the most loyal man. 2 months being screamed at for no reason, doing everything wrong, etc.

Then the 2nd trimester hits, and it gets better. Horny all the time, wants the AC on, all good.

Then the 3rd trimester is...awkward. "you still look beautiful," yadda yada yadda

Then the birth, and you get the hormone adjustments again, plus not enough sleep for either of you.

Then the kid hits 6 months and it gets normalish again.

Sex during pregnancy is usually encourged unless it's high risk.

/the more you know

BlackMuntu: Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

You sound fat.

I thought it was a weak troll, but you're getting lots of takers, and performance is the ultimate metric. 8/10

Ba'al_is_my_god:this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

Hey if the wife wants to have a lesbian affair who am I to judge (as long as I get pictures/asked to watch)

well...

who wants to fark a pregnant chick?

especially a chick who's pregnant with your own kid?

isn't that what hookers are for?

so you can get laid when your wife is pregnant/menstruating/withholding sex?

ko_kyi: Living with a pregnant woman (esp. 1st trimester) tests the fidelity of the most loyal man. 2 months being screamed at for no reason, doing everything wrong, etc.

Then the 2nd trimester hits, and it gets better. Horny all the time, wants the AC on, all good.

Then the 3rd trimester is...awkward. "you still look beautiful," yadda yada yadda

Then the birth, and you get the hormone adjustments again, plus not enough sleep for either of you.

Then the kid hits 6 months and it gets normalish again.

LOL! Have scientists answered the "why are women always cold (physically)" question yet?

TheMadChaosopher: well...

who wants to fark a pregnant chick?

especially a chick who's pregnant with your own kid?

isn't that what hookers are for?

so you can get laid when your wife is pregnant/menstruating/withholding sex?

Lots of people. There are websites and everything.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

Yeah, and absolutely no woman ever screws around because her husband is too exhausted from working extra hours and trying to meet deadlines to get a little extra cash to cut the mustard.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

What's your price to spread your legs? A wedding ring maybe? It's still a price.

I pity the man who pays it.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

Or maybe you're just looking for an excuse to become a lesbian? Generalizing all men as scum isn't exactly the way you get a guy who treats you right you know. Just saying.

...and it just might have been crazy enough to work (were it not for those meddling kids)!

silverone75: What's your price to spread your legs? A wedding ring maybe? It's still a price.

I pity the man who pays it.

Remember: many (American) women are eager to enjoy their sexuality long before marriage happens.

ko_kyi: Then the 2nd trimester hits, and it gets better. Horny all the time, wants the AC on, all good.

Then the 3rd trimester is...awkward. "you still look beautiful," yadda yada yadda

Then the birth, and you get the hormone adjustments again, plus not enough sleep for either of you.

Then the kid hits 6 months and it gets normalish again.

What??? That all sounds way better than the deal I got.

Man is denied sex at home for a lengthy time. Man decides to seek release with a prostitute in a safe location. Man pays Kr2500 to prostitute.

Prostitute gives half to Russian mafia pimp.

Man is caught by police and is forced to pay Kr25 000 to the courts.

Rinse and repeat.

It seems like the government makes quite the profit from prostitution, 20 times more than the pimp or hooker.

A little tip. Next time don't agree to meet a hooker. Ask for an actress willing to star in a porno movie. Bring a camera. Same sex act. Same fee. Completely legal.

Meanwhile, yesterday a coworker lost his finger in a machine at work. He makes considerably less than the prostitute. I guess there's more than one way to pimp out your body for someone else's profit.

Call me crazy, but I kind of feel sorry for the guy. 5 months is a long time to go without sex.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

you sound bitter. maybe next time show your man some love and he won't stray.

No women "become" lesbians. You have a lot of women who didn't get turned on by men in the first place, but were under pressure to get hitched, and thought that would change once they got the magic ring on their finger, and guess what? They still didn't get turned on by men. And because they didn't get turned on by guys, they started by lying around like dishrags during sex and ended up hating it entirely. Boy, I think I'll drop dead from a total lack of surprise. And they got all twisted and bitter about guys because of it.
Just like gay Mormon dudes who thought they could get married and "Pray" the gay away. Their poor wives wondered for years why they needed to be face-down with the lights off wearing Old Spice aftershave with Village People playing on the stereo just to get any. Or wear Brad Pitt Halloween masks.

Another Pretentious Nickname: BlackMuntu: Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

You sound fat.

I thought it was a weak troll, but you're getting lots of takers, and performance is the ultimate metric. 8/10

8.5/10 from the Bulgarian judge.

Ba'al_is_my_God: this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

Look...no one in here is tryna defend the guy, but come on...pregnant or not she should have at least been sucking his dick.

\am I right fellas
\\dnrta

Ba'al_is_my_God
this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

of course if the high heel is on the other foot it is all about love, right sister?

ko_kyi: Living with a pregnant woman (esp. 1st trimester) tests the fidelity of the most loyal man. 2 months being screamed at for no reason, doing everything wrong, etc.

Then the 2nd trimester hits, and it gets better. Horny all the time, wants the AC on, all good.

Then the 3rd trimester is...awkward. "you still look beautiful," yadda yada yadda

Then the birth, and you get the hormone adjustments again, plus not enough sleep for either of you.

Then the kid hits 6 months and it gets normalish again.

THIS!
My case was different while our youngest was brewing. We had just gotten married 3 months before Mrs. D got pregnant, so we were still farking like crazy weasels clear up until about the last 6-8 weeks.

Golf-clap to Ba'al for an epic troll.

I wanna set the record straight...I thought the cop was a prostitute.

/hjs

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: Ba'al_is_my_God
this is what makes me lose faith in men....and makes me think all men are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some women become lesbians.

of course if the high heel is on the other foot it is all about love, right sister?

Hell, a man can be a perfect partner, loving, attentive, caring, a good father, and just because he gets a little strange on the side now and then doesn't change all that.

Hell, it's probably better if he went to a legal prostitute for straight sex than have an affair, which is emotional cheating, which is worse, I think.

Men cheat physically, women cheat emotionally (generally speaking), which makes me lose all faith in women and think they are the scum of the earth. I now understand why some men are gay.

Pxtl: Golf-clap to Ba'al for an epic troll.

Epic? I don't think it means what you think it means....or whatever.

JohnnyCanuck: Pxtl: Golf-clap to Ba'al for an epic troll.

Epic? I don't think it means what you think it means....or whatever.

I think it made quite a big splash for being such a small comment.

EverWatcher: Remember: many (American) women are eager to enjoy their sexuality long before marriage happens.

Please forgive my cynicism. I know this. I just made the mistake of not marrying one of them.

Wife: "You only want me for sex."

Wife decides she wants a baby, I couldn't keep up with her.

Baby comes. Wife: "You only want me for sex."

Wife decides she wants second baby.

Repeat, Wash and Rinse.

Made me feel like all I was was a sperm donor.

And please don't get me wrong. I love my kids to pieces. But not the woman who used me to get them.

Seems reasonable to me. What exactly is the problem here?

This reminds me of the story a friend of mine told me about how while one of her friends was giving birth, her husband was out banging her best friend. Now that is classy.

silverone75: Wife: "You only want me for sex."

yadda yadda yadda

Apparently somebody cloned my wife and I and relocated us to Illinois.

silverone75:
I love my kids to pieces. But not the woman who used me to get them her.

Sigh. Yes.

Pxtl: JohnnyCanuck: Pxtl: Golf-clap to Ba'al for an epic troll.

Epic? I don't think it means what you think it means....or whatever.

I think it made quite a big splash for being such a small comment.

Meh..maybe a minor splash. Like a few hours after eating too much cheese kinda thing. I just think "epic" is too much. Only a couple of the bites seemed serious.

I thought prostituion was legal in Sweden. If it is and your a rich executive why risk it and go some illegal russian whore and not a licensed brothel?