I read that as "A brief history of pee" and laughed at what I thought was an underwear pun.

/I need either coffee or sleep.
//Perhaps beer.

I just had a big piece of egg pie.

Mmm, pie.

The joy of Pi (new window).

Aaand, pie porn:

You sound fat...

fave relevant quote from Revenge of the Nerds:

".....but that's MY pie!"

I like pie.

While we all know cake is a lie, we do know there is pie in the sky.

FTFA: They're simple, they're American and come Thanksgiving [...].
In medieval England, they were called pyes [...].
Historians trace pie's initial origins to the Greeks [...].
The wealthy Romans used many different kinds of meats - even mussels and other types of seafood - in their pies.

/Soooo american!
//Wait, what?
///Now I'm confused...

approves:

I know pie is great and all, but... Strudel!!.

Cato the Younger recorded the popularity of this sweet course, and a cheesecake-like dish called Placenta, in his treatise De Agricultura.

In other news, I have just come up with a really nasty savoury pie that takes slightly over nine months to prepare.


/the first step is by far the best part

Also approves:

Gormenghast: Also approves:

He made me stop making pies.

/How the fark am I going to build a universe from scratch!?

TreeHugger: approves:

They look Canadian.

Mmmmm. Pie.

It's a wonderful day for pie.

/and it smells a lot better than I.

mmm...homemade pumpkin pies...

FTA: Cato the Younger recorded the popularity of this sweet course, and a cheesecake-like dish called Placenta, in his treatise De Agricultura.

Tom Cruise approves.

I had a budgie, but it died.

CygnusDarius: I know pie is great and all, but... Strudel!!.

Amazing... even in a thread about a universally-loved treat on a day known for pies... the malcontents can't wait their turn.

/it looked delicious, of course...

factoryconnection: I had a budgie, but it died.

CygnusDarius: I know pie is great and all, but... Strudel!!.

Amazing... even in a thread about a universally-loved treat on a day known for pies... the malcontents can't wait their turn.

/it looked delicious, of course...

Well, just so you know, there's no Thanksgiving in Mexico, but I'm going to bake a chocolate pecan pie for Christmas, but I want to bake it this weekend, just to see how it works out.

/First time I'm baking a pie

Fark Pie Thread (new window)

Ignore the headline. Pie recipes start at post 7. Full of pie.

King Something
CygnusDarius

Pi is wrong (new window; first link on the page goes to the PDF article). It should have been defined as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its radius, not to its diameter. The true value is 6.28318531..., not this "3.141..." nonsense.

(I know you were told that there would be no math. They lied to you.)

Pie and wine for dessert today! YAY!

I seem to recall Alton Brown saying something about how the original English pies and pasties were more like disposable edible lunchboxes. The filling was to be eaten and the crust -- rock-hard, drity from worker's hands and flavourless -- was to be thrown away.

I like pies.

Homemade Pumpkin cream pie with crushed pecans...

If you are into pie you may enjoy Evan Klienman's blog. Over the summer she made a different pie every day. She then posted the results and a recipe.

Link goes to her blog with a bonus of a pie Alton Brown sent her. (She makes it sound like she knows him.) (new window)

The ROCK would like your PIE recipes and stories.

"Well, this one time - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR STORIES ARE!!!

The ROCK likes pancakes,strudel, MORE pie and layin' the smack down on your candy a$$es.

If you SMELL-L-L-L-L-L-L, what the ROCK, is cookin'

Now he's doing Disney movies?? argh.

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and those who know about that will begin screaming for the pi related nightmares to go away

I was just reading A Brief History of Time on pie.com, so I'm really getting a kick...

queenb4biatch: Homemade Pumpkin cream pie with crushed pecans...

Methinks those are only somewhat homemade, prefab crust and all...

Ivo Shandor: King Something
CygnusDarius

Pi is wrong (new window; first link on the page goes to the PDF article). It should have been defined as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its radius, not to its diameter. The true value is 6.28318531..., not this "3.141..." nonsense.

(I know you were told that there would be no math. They lied to you.)

Oh, now I have to memorize the first 20 digits of another number for no good reason. Damn you.

Cake.

/jk, cake blows

There is some cretard argument that Pi = 3. What is this about?

Pie arnt square, pie r round

to be the originators of the pastry shell, which they made by combining water and flour. The wealthy Romans used many different kinds of meats - even mussels and other types of seafood - in their pies
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah pie blah blah blah blah blah blah pie blah blah blah blah pie blah blah blah blah pie.
SSSssssssoooooorrrrre snork snork snork

Sumbody say pie? HEY sumbody hep me offa couch. Hey little hep here?

Britney Spear's Speculum: There is some cretard argument that Pi = 3. What is this about?

Haxagonal pie, what else? :)

More hair pie, please!

Freschel: Pie arnt square, pie r round

Brownies r square ...

Bakers Square is da shiat 'round here when it comes to good pie shops.

Pi is r², if you remember your calculus.

/obscure

Dammit, I can't find the enlightened arguments around the comparative benefits and pitfalls of pie versus cake, as related by distinguished tards...

Britney Spear's Speculum: There is some cretard argument that Pi = 3. What is this about?

Oh, you'll love this one.

The idea is that teaching pi as an irrational number will give children the idea that the universe is not God's perfect creation for humanity. I have also heard arguments from knuckle-draggers against teaching algebra as the concept of variables implies the same thing.

Sorry, xkcd (pop), they have gone and politicised math.

fragMasterFlash beat me to it.

Gordon Bennett: Britney Spear's Speculum: There is some cretard argument that Pi = 3. What is this about?

Oh, you'll love this one.

The idea is that teaching pi as an irrational number will give children the idea that the universe is not God's perfect creation for humanity. I have also heard arguments from knuckle-draggers against teaching algebra as the concept of variables implies the same thing.

Sorry, xkcd (pop), they have gone and politicised math.

It stems from some description in the bible that something was 10 cubits in diameter and yet 30 cubits in circumference. Hence, pi = 3

Some people take things very, very literally.

June 1913, pie first used as a projectile.

Oh, Happy Day!

I ate so much pie today that I passed out from the sugar rush...then I woke up, took a dump, and ate some more.