boobies

/got nuthin..errr... well boobies..i HAVE those...err well....euh....yeah

//boobies-boobies

/// what???

////slashy-slash!!!!!

gah! I just realized. I think I set myself up for BIE requests..ehhhhh. euh! No! They aren't that great anyway! sorry! xD



/oh well!
//more slashies!
/// I love slashies!
////slashy-slash!

THERE'S economic stimulus for you...

May I taste your guppies?

/hotlinked.

useless without etc.

From the comments section:

"That is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. You'll draw in a lot of freaks and losers who won't buy things but families probably won't be coming in with their kids to buy fish. The only time I ever went to one of these places was with a kid to buy an aquarium and fish. Get over your boobies lady, they are everywhere. No big deal. geez."

I'm scared by the fact that I find one of the responses to be reasonable.

I'm in Austin for a movie, would any Austinites be willing to point me in the direction of this fine establishment? Or where I can find that 35ft human powered Viking boat?

Since it's a fish store, would it not make more sesnse for them to go bottomless?

http://twitter.com/car2006

twitter page.

i'd hit it

Submitted First With a Better Headline:
I'm scared by the fact that I find one of the responses to be reasonable.

Reasonable, but wrong. This is Austin and there's some measure of pride in my fellow citizens supporting those who go topless. Barton Springs pool has women who go topless all the time and it doesn't stop families from bringing their children in by the bus load.

The commenter is either not from Austin or new to the area and doesn't understand that we're not like the rest of Texas.

Yeah, which half is the lady half and which half is the fish half?? Cause it is important...

corporate mustache: I'm in Austin for a movie, would any Austinites be willing to point me in the direction of this fine establishment? Or where I can find that 35ft human powered Viking boat?

The store should be on the northbound frontage road just north of 45th st on I-35. Can't help you with the Viking boat but it sounds like something that would be near Lake Travis or the western side of Lady Bird Lake.

ronnie2bucks: http://twitter.com/car2006

twitter page.

i'd hit it

From the twitter page:

I am an OR nurse with a passion for music, outdoorsy stuff, and my loved ones...this means you! :)

Does not sound like the owner of a tropical fish store.

The_Sponge: Since it's a fish store, would it not make more sesnse for them to go bottomless?

Wait until they commemorate Bloody Sunday.

clueyee: boobies

/got nuthin..errr... well boobies..i HAVE those...err well....euh....yeah

//boobies-boobies

/// what???

////slashy-slash!!!!!

How YOU doin?

If that twitter page listed above is the same Caroline Estes, she could certainly be a nurse or whatever. But wouldn't she also list owning the store? If twitter allows users to note their businesses that is.

Would tickle her fish

I had an ex-G/F who's Grand Idea was to open a topless oil-change shop with some stripper friends and call it "Boob and Lube."

Idiot that I am I pointed out that motor oil can get painfully hot.

/ sorry, guys.

Submitted First With a Better Headline: From the comments section:

"That is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. You'll draw in a lot of freaks and losers who won't buy things but families probably won't be coming in with their kids to buy fish. The only time I ever went to one of these places was with a kid to buy an aquarium and fish. Get over your boobies lady, they are everywhere. No big deal. geez."

I'm scared by the fact that I find one of the responses to be reasonable.

If it's no big deal why would it prevent anyone from coming into the store?

Just watch out for the piranha nipple piercing.

Ouch!

maxheck: I had an ex-G/F who's Grand Idea was to open a topless oil-change shop with some stripper friends and call it "Boob and Lube."

Idiot that I am I pointed out that motor oil can get painfully hot.

/ sorry, guys.

What about a bate shop called Masturbate and Tackle.

No subtly involved.

Saw a picture of her topless ... only thing I could think of was a couple fried eggs ....

Wow, I wonder why they went through the difficulty of getting a slanted signboard (so that the letters appear normal when people take photos of it from the parking lot.)



/Hotlinked
//Not really wondering
///Am wondering why a legitimate, retail aquarium business would be so "boarded up looking."

Don't mess with Austinians. They'll lock you in their basement, rape you, and make you eat tropical fish.

/Silly
//Everybody knows they don't have basements in Austin.

I don't know about this- I've seen the kind of women that work at aquarium stores.

Including sea snails?

/the ones at the bottom

I've got topless Japanese woman, right here!

Inquisitive Inquisitor: Submitted First With a Better Headline:
I'm scared by the fact that I find one of the responses to be reasonable.

Reasonable, but wrong. This is Austin and there's some measure of pride in my fellow citizens supporting those who go topless. Barton Springs pool has women who go topless all the time and it doesn't stop families from bringing their children in by the bus load.

The commenter is either not from Austin or new to the area and doesn't understand that we're not like the rest of Texas.

Except for the accent.

/i keed, i keed
//love austin
///they must put nice in the water there
////or it contains higher-than-normal amounts of lithium

HiFiGuy: Wow, I wonder why they went through the difficulty of getting a slanted signboard (so that the letters appear normal when people take photos of it from the parking lot.)



/Hotlinked
//Not really wondering
///Am wondering why a legitimate, retail aquarium business would be so "boarded up looking."

Because it's photoshopped by a ham-handed reporter. Also, that looks like it might be the back of the place, where all the windows are sealed so natural light doesn't interfere with all the florescent lighting. Street view shows it used to be a church when it was under construction.

Phantom_Spaceman: useless without etc.

Sneak preview:

NSFW http://tinyurl.com/ykdxzow NSFW

Copy and...

foxyshadis: HiFiGuy: Wow, I wonder why they went through the difficulty of getting a slanted signboard (so that the letters appear normal when people take photos of it from the parking lot.)
/Hotlinked
//Not really wondering
///Am wondering why a legitimate, retail aquarium business would be so "boarded up looking."

Because it's photoshopped by a ham-handed reporter. Also, that looks like it might be the back of the place, where all the windows are sealed so natural light doesn't interfere with all the florescent lighting.

Photographers/reporters dare not monkey with images. They probably swiped it from their website.

Street view shows it used to be a church when it was under construction.

"What are you building here?"
"Oh, a place where people can get down on their knees and thank God."
"So, it'll be a church?"
"Sure."

Submitted First With a Better Headline: From the comments section:

"That is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. You'll draw in a lot of freaks and losers who won't buy things but families probably won't be coming in with their kids to buy fish. The only time I ever went to one of these places was with a kid to buy an aquarium and fish. Get over your boobies lady, they are everywhere. No big deal. geez."

I'm scared by the fact that I find one of the responses to be reasonable.

people who are going to buy their kid his/her first aquarium and guppies aren't really the big spenders in aquarium shops.

The big spenders are the people who really get into their aquariums and tropical fish collection, and that demographic is mostly male... at least, all the aquarium enthusiasts I know are dudes.

dudes who like boobies, and want to see them even if they are all saggy and weird looking.

/I'd go, just to show my support for their boobsieness

Farker T
Sneak preview:

NSFW http://tinyurl.com/ykdxzow NSFW

Copy and...


Why do I suddenly want a glass of milk?

Should definitely boost.... uhh, sales... definitely, sales....

One of the side-effects of spending most of one's childhood in a hippie commune is a complete indifference toward boobs.

Now dat ass, on the other hand...

corporate mustache: I'm in Austin for a movie, would any Austinites be willing to point me in the direction of this fine establishment? Or where I can find that 35ft human powered Viking boat?

Predators?

Anyway, if you want to see tits just go to Sugars. Bring Adrian Brody, I hear he likes strip clubs.

/And sweat pants.

nucular bum: Except for the accent.

Be careful. Southerners are very sensitive about their accents.

unclecrazy99: Saw a picture of her topless ... only thing I could think of was a couple fried eggs ....

And...

/you KNOW what we're looking for here

HiFiGuy: Wow, I wonder why they went through the difficulty of getting a slanted signboard (so that the letters appear normal when people take photos of it from the parking lot.)



/Hotlinked
//Not really wondering
///Am wondering why a legitimate, retail aquarium business would be so "boarded up looking."

The sun. It doesn't do great things to aquariums.

/to the "why" it looks boarded up

I've met the owner. She's a nice woman, but I don't want to see her boobies.

/article is better without pictures

jayday: Just watch out for the piranha nipple piercing.

Ouch!

Actually know of (friend of a friend) a guy who lost a nipple to a wolf fish. (the South American freshwater kind, not the North Atlantic saltwater kind.) Jumped out of the tank during a water change and bit it and a hunk of his shirt and then held on. Lost the nipple getting the fish off his chest. Incidentally, Wolf Fish are also known as Piranha Killers.

drinki bird: Submitted First With a Better Headline: From the comments section:

"That is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while. You'll draw in a lot of freaks and losers who won't buy things but families probably won't be coming in with their kids to buy fish. The only time I ever went to one of these places was with a kid to buy an aquarium and fish. Get over your boobies lady, they are everywhere. No big deal. geez."

I'm scared by the fact that I find one of the responses to be reasonable.

people who are going to buy their kid his/her first aquarium and guppies aren't really the big spenders in aquarium shops.

The big spenders are the people who really get into their aquariums and tropical fish collection, and that demographic is mostly male... at least, all the aquarium enthusiasts I know are dudes.

dudes who like boobies, and want to see them even if they are all saggy and weird looking.

/I'd go, just to show my support for their boobsieness

Everybody I know who has more than 20 tanks is an older, married man. (The one exception is a woman with an 8" tall Mowhawk dyed White, Green, and Blue. She's married to a guy 50% covered with tattoos, and keeps BADASS fish.)

Being one of those folks, I can tell you that we spend an OBSCENE amount of money on aquaria. (Not so much the fish, which we tend to buy from each other, but on food and equipment.)

Day_Old_Dutchie: I've got topless Japanese woman, right here!

I am intrigued put puzzled as to the purpose of that.
If it's a chair, I'll take 3. (They'll go with the lamp.)

40 watt range: corporate mustache: I'm in Austin for a movie, would any Austinites be willing to point me in the direction of this fine establishment? Or where I can find that 35ft human powered Viking boat?

Predators?

Anyway, if you want to see tits just go to Sugar's. Bring Adrian Brody, I hear he likes strip clubs.

/And sweat pants.

Hear hear to Sugars!!!!

Hey there's also perfect 10 right off of 35 which is part of the same ownership i think

She's smokin' hot.

What it may look like.

Whammer: Don't mess with Austinians. They'll lock you in their basement, rape you, and make you eat tropical fish.

/Silly.
//Everybody knows they don't have basements in Austin.

It's true... we don't have basements here.

Yes, we have basements. But you need to spend more than $150k. My grandfather's old house was two-story, and beneath it had a basement. Here's the google maps link.. and it's for sale if you want it. :-) http://tinyurl.com/yzedg5p