I enjoy passing this along every year. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Cheers to you, your lovely wife and the pooches!

Happy Thanksgiving. I've got to get back to the kitchen now.

The article, it has too much text!!! And no picutres!! FAIL for not tailoring to my demographic!

Nabb1: I've got to get back to the kitchen now.

I've been putting it off. I'm enjoying this calm before the oncoming storm.

Ahh, well. Time to get off my ass, Irish up some coffee, and make this bird my b*tch.

Happy Thanksgiving to all. Pray for the Lions.

Wait, What?

I'm not reading all that - unless there are some fat jokes and fart humour in it!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Enjoy the food, friends, and family you have on this day, and remember, no matter how bad it is, it can always get worse.

Since when did this become the Official FARK Happy Thanksgiving thread!

Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Farkers and to your loved ones. We are demented, silly and full of WHARRGARBL-- and yet, we are still journeying together.

I give thanks for those who know that there is still so much work to be done, even in America The Really Neat. Problems like the widest economic divide in any nation should on this day, more than most others, seem particularly poignant and problematic.

Also, Happy Thanksgiving and that!

General Vayo: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Enjoy the food, friends, and family you have on this day, and remember, no matter how bad it is, it can always get worse.

Absolutely this.^ Especially important at the end of a year that's been pretty rough for many.

That was a decent read. I don't buy into most of it, but it's nice, and they're pleasant sentiments.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and I wish you all that feeling of lethargic satiation that most people think comes from tryptophan, but actually comes from carbs and the volume of food consumed.

Thanks for that, Subby. A fine read that I'm going to share.

MorrisBird: Cheers to you, your lovely wife and the pooches!

Thank ya baby! Same to ya!

oldfarthenry: I'm not reading all that - unless there are some fat jokes and fart humour in it!

As it was written by Andrew Sullivan, I can safely say (audible) farts are right out.

/Hey-Oh!

First published November 24, 1996

So much for a pathological obsession with the present!

Happy Thanksgiving you fat f*ckers.

Andrew Sullivan was a pretty good writer in 1996.

Today he thinks Sarah Palin has hidden her secret extra fetus inside his Thanksgiving turkey, and will be favoring us with nineteen blog posts about his ongoing investigation.

I don't understand why its always The Cowboys and The Lions playing. Like, its Thanksgiving, shouldn't it be The Patriots defeating The Redskins and then taking their stadium? - Joe Mande

1nsanilicious: The article, it has too much text!!! And no picutres!! FAIL for not tailoring to my demographic!

Burroughs Thankgiving prayer (nsfw) (new window)

Happy Thanksgiving all!!!

HI

For all her crassness and her class, I am thankful that there is still a dream called America and I am in her.

Happy Thanksgiving Fark! Enjoy your day.

Time to start cooking - as soon as we figure out where my daughter left her car last night.

Happy Thanksgiving, gang.

sigh

That was published back in 1996, when he was still grateful for being in the United States.

Go back to England, Andrew.

For a real jolt to the Farker mentality, read the Thanksgiving Proclaimations of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

Happy Thanksgiving. Let's EAT!!!

Aw, subby... You went and made me homesick. I'll have to go back there someday.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. And for those of you who became unemployed this year - here's a wish that by next year at this time it's all just a bad memory.

I actually get to spend Thanksgiving on a Native American reservation this year. Might be awkward.

He's impressed that a seven year old boy came up to him and said Hi, because in Manchester, he'd have a seven year old boy come up and happy slap him.

gruffbear: That was published back in 1996, when he was still grateful for being in the United States.

Go back to England, Andrew.

I know what was that part about The country that sustained slavery for longer than any other civilised country Um no.
Other than that pretty nice lil piece. Hope we all have a happy and safe thanksgiving and stuff.

gruffbear:That was published back in 1996, when he was still grateful for being in the United States.

Go back to England, Andrew.

His comments on gay rights were funny. You'd think we were publically stoning queers on the Washington Mall today, if you read him today.

Also need to throw in some thanks for the aids cocktail saving your life that Big Pharma provides

I am thankful that someone else is doing the cooking today. I'll be heading over to her house in a couple of hours. My contribution will be a dozen, small tarts that I bought at Target. I have arranged them on a decorative plate that has "Baked By Me, With Love" painted on it.

Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers.

gruffbear: That was published back in 1996, when he was still grateful for being in the United States.

Go back to England, Andrew.

Funny you should say that...

This year of all years, Andrew and his husband, for the first time in a long time, can go back to the old country, and then return to the States without being barred entry because of his HIV status....

I would imagine that this fact is one of the things that Andrew is most thankful for this year.

That and the Wasilla Wonder.

As he says,
Know Hope.

You have HIV, GTFO.

Someone mention UK expats?

Oh,

Happy Thanksgiving everybody, Even the Trolls and their handlers.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

/Thanks for sharing that piece, DIA, a good read.

CTaylor80: That was a decent read. I don't buy into most of it, but it's nice, and they're pleasant sentiments.

So a typical Andrew Sullivan article...

/happy thanksgiving

I hope this Thanksgiving find you all well, healthy, full, and surrounded by those you love and that love you!

Shoot me a mail if you're near Bluefield, WV and you're hungry around 2pm. We have plenty!

For all the mileage he got out of that dumb broad, Andrew Sullivan owes Sarah Palin a big, fat, wet kiss on the lips.

Happy Thanks giving you endearingly simple folk.

Happy Thanksgiving to you all. Love and Turkey!

Heather

Pope Michael of Discordia: I hope this Thanksgiving find you all well, healthy, full, and surrounded by those you love and that love you!

That's what I'm talking about.

Farkin'round: /just a little Thanksgiving FAIL for today!

Ripping off the eat moar chikin cows I seel

Thanks, Sully.

1nsanilicious: The article, it has too much text!!! And no picutres!! FAIL for not tailoring to my demographic!

I think it was the word 'familiarity' that made me hear the entire article in this Brit accent:
Money Programme (new window)

/Makes for a much more enjoyable read

gruffbear 2009-11-26 10:26:58 AM
For all the mileage he got out of that dumb broad, Andrew Sullivan owes Sarah Palin a big, fat, wet kiss on the lips.

I am SO gonna get you.
Dear gods the mental imagery...