If I wear them, will my partner need pepto bismol just to keep up?

He may be out there, but he really doesn't seem like a dick.

-1

You know, the name change and some of the stunts he pulls makes him seem like a D*ckwad if you just read about it, but you listen to him and he just doesn't come across as a total @sshat, like say, TO. Just someone with a runaway sense of humor and enough money that he doesn't care if he is fined.

The subby may not like him, but I think Chad Ochocinco is what pretty much every athlete should be. He's playing a game and knows it, and has a lot of fun doing it.

Check out his twitter feed to see why I think he's a good guy having fun. He does stuff like 'movie nights' where he announces the theatre/movie/time and pays for the first 100 people to come out.....and does the same when he goes out to dinner (pays for the first 100 to show).

When he's not doing that, he's looking for people to play modern warfare 2 with him.

Subby is an asshole. I think Chad seems like a pretty cool guy. He lives in Miami and we see him out a lot and he's always very down to earth and cool (he just doesn't like pictures being taken).

I guess he flies down every Sunday to be able to take his kids to school the following morning.

/love the picture of him buying Rockband
//Nice to see the Bengals not sucking
///go Dolphins

I laughed. Good headline.

Bad subby. He can be over the top but he's far from a dick. Lots of giving to charities, does stuff for fans, and most of his antics are funny.


/Steeler fan

Yeah, subby has him mixed up with TO. Chad acts like how I would act if I were in the NFL...a screwball. That's why I like watching him so much.

Ned_Flanders: Yeah, subby has him mixed up with TO.

This.

i just wish he would not drop so many passes

A little bit too much of a goof, but a good-hearted goof is better than an a**hole.

Nice headline, Rogergoodellmitter

If you don't like Chad, you have no farking soul.

Arkanaut: Ned_Flanders: Yeah, subby has him mixed up with TO.

This.

Definitely this.

no_dice: I think Chad Ochocinco is what pretty much every athlete should be. He's playing a game and knows it, and has a lot of fun doing it.

Favre approves.

/Just having fun like a kids out there: the only way to roll

As a Duck fan, I wonder what Chad did to be labeled a "dick" by subby...was it your mom? Girlfriend? Puppy?

-1 to subby

Here is the ideal headline.

Chad Ochocinco to develop his own line of condoms. Travis Henry wonders why he never thought about that.

As many have said here, I love Ochocino. I think the NFL needs guys like him to keep them down to earth. He matches his fines to charities and rebels against all the stupid rules that make it more like a job than entertainment.

Most of all I love that he gives back and keeps out of trouble. To my knowledge he's one of the few Bengals that hasn't been arrested or caught doing something unseemly. It also has died down a bunch recently and he may be responsible for it.

I'm a 49ers fan, but he just makes you want to root for him. I think the Condoms idea is pretty funny, but also it actually may get people to wear protection. What's wrong with that?

Would love to have Ochocinco on the Bears. Would take Chad in a heartbeat over say, Terrell Ownes or Adam Jones or Plaxico or LArry Johnson or Terry Glenn or any number of the seriously fu@ked up trash that litters the NFL.

Subby must not watch any football.

Like the Bungles, these condoms are guaranteed to break down at the last second.

Stimied in a Rut: As many have said here, I love Ochocino. I think the NFL needs guys like him to keep them down to earth. He matches his fines to charities and rebels against all the stupid rules that make it more like a job than entertainment.

Most of all I love that he gives back and keeps out of trouble. To my knowledge he's one of the few Bengals that hasn't been arrested or caught doing something unseemly. It also has died down a bunch recently and he may be responsible for it.

I'm a 49ers fan, but he just makes you want to root for him. I think the Condoms idea is pretty funny, but also it actually may get people to wear protection. What's wrong with that?

While I agree with everything you said about Chad, know what can be wrong with that? Bengal-striped condoms. Or condoms with Chad on them.

::shudder::

Huh... I didn't know Roger Goodell was on Fark.

Ochocinco is kind of a screw off and a little full of himself, but he has fun, stays out of trouble off the field, and does a lot for charity. The NFL could (and does) do worse.

My favorite was when Ray Lewis almost took his head off on a hit (and got fined for it), and then Ochocinco created a video on ustream apologizing to Ray for being in his space.

Comes in two sizes - Cinco inches and Ocho inches.

http://manolomen.com/images/naked-gun-condom-scene.jpg

\oblig....damn weeners tag.

I like Chad, but can he please just go a little while in between his attention whoring. It's something with him almost every week. Limit it to 2 or 3 per season and it wont be as obnoxious.

Hard Knocks, you punks.

If you don't like Chad after that, then he did do your momma.

/and she liked it.

//a LOT.

All this hate for Ocho. Maybe he should kill a guy or beat his wife so he can be more like a 'real' football player.

SingletonFactory: Huh... I didn't know Roger Goodell was on Fark.

Ochocinco is kind of a screw off and a little full of himself, but he has fun, stays out of trouble off the field, and does a lot for charity. The NFL could (and does) do worse.

My favorite was when Ray Lewis almost took his head off on a hit (and got fined for it), and then Ochocinco created a video on ustream apologizing to Ray for being in his space.

Ustream video you're talking about! (new window)

5:30 is the apology to Ray Lewis, LOL!

Chi please. That headline can kiss a baby.

first time i've seen the weeners tab in use. A GLORIOUS THANKSGIVING INDEED!!!!!!

Subby must be a Steelers fan. Or a Ravens fan.

The man changed his legal name to Ochocinco, which is hilarious. Subby can eat a dick.

Fark you subby. You would be lucky to even become half the man he is.

Child please.

Holy troll subby

06Wahoo: Arkanaut: Ned_Flanders: Yeah, subby has him mixed up with TO.

This.

Definitely this.

I'm thirding this this.

/Subby please.

I wish more pro athletes were like 85..I know I'd be a lot like him if I was a pro athlete. As long as it doesn't effect the team, what's the harm?

People take themselves way too seriously.

Steve Zodiac: You know, the name change and some of the stunts he pulls makes him seem like a D*ckwad if you just read about it, but you listen to him and he just doesn't come across as a total @sshat, like say, TO. Just someone with a runaway sense of humor and enough money that he doesn't care if he is fined.

This. He's got amazing work ethic, gives copious amounts of credit/praise when it's due, and doesn't kiss anyone's ass.

Plus, he's hilarious and enjoying his life.

no_dice: The subby may not like him, but I think Chad Ochocinco is what pretty much every athlete should be. He's playing a game and knows it, and has a lot of fun doing it.

Check out his twitter feed to see why I think he's a good guy having fun. He does stuff like 'movie nights' where he announces the theatre/movie/time and pays for the first 100 people to come out.....and does the same when he goes out to dinner (pays for the first 100 to show).

When he's not doing that, he's looking for people to play modern warfare 2 with him.

Wow, I need to reconsider my first impression of this guy..