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(Metro) Strange Persuading someone to spend £1,200 on a breast lift for you just so that you can find a new home is a sure sign that you're a biatch   (metro.co.uk) divider line 31
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Tavillion [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 11:07:31 AM  
NICE, subby, nice!

 
logistic 2009-11-26 11:08:24 AM  
That's nothing, my ex wife had a tummy tuck done and had me take care of her post-operatively, so she could go fark another guy when she healed.

 
Mandapants 2009-11-26 11:10:16 AM  
logistic: That's nothing, my ex wife had a tummy tuck done and had me take care of her post-operatively, so she could go fark another guy when she healed.

You sound like a door mat.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-11-26 11:11:49 AM  
Subby, you sir are a magnificent bastard

 
Pxtl 2009-11-26 11:15:34 AM  
*applause*

 
haddie 2009-11-26 11:15:56 AM  
Didn't see that coming.

Much like logistic, I suspect.

 
ErgosumDominati 2009-11-26 11:16:58 AM  
Only clicked the article to see a pic of a typical biatch...

/nice one subby

 
Jackpot777 2009-11-26 11:18:20 AM  
Headline of the year candidate!

 
noisycat [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 11:18:45 AM  
Very nice subby

 
haddie 2009-11-26 11:19:41 AM  
Jackpot777: Headline of the year candidate!

/subby.

 
haddie 2009-11-26 11:21:00 AM  
(Jackpot777, that is)

 
animal900 2009-11-26 11:24:50 AM  
Dog thread? I enjoyed yesterday's so much!

 
LostInTO 2009-11-26 11:25:59 AM  
Well Done Subby!!!
Did not expect what stroy was about.

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 11:40:48 AM  
My dog rescue has done that for a few of our females. Nothing new here (to me) but I could understand people hearing about this for the first time..

Mind if I pimp out my rescue? Sweet..

Big Dogs Huge Paws (large breed dog rescue)
http://www.bigdogshugepaws.com/adoption

Come look at our gentle giants

 
cats4rent 2009-11-26 11:59:21 AM  
logistic 2009-11-26 11:08:24 AM

That's nothing, my ex wife had a tummy tuck done and had me take care of her post-operatively, so she could go fark another guy when she healed. but looking back on it all, it was worth it to be rid of her...right?

 
SangamonTaylor 2009-11-26 12:28:38 PM  
farking breeders

 
logistic 2009-11-26 12:50:39 PM  
cats4rent
it was worth it to be rid of her...right?

While that is true, she is nothing but a pain in my ass now. She's psychotic-level jealous when she sees me with another woman, even though she is married and has a kid already with the guy she cheated on me with. He's like her fathers age too. Anyway, long story short, if I were truly rid of her, it would be wonderful, but she's like a case of herpes. She just pops up at the least convenient times. And now that I'm engaged (see profile), she is farking ape.

So the subject of HL has my sympathy...

 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:53:15 PM  
logistic: So the subject of HL has my sympathy...

You still haven't RTFA, have you?

 
Space_Fetus 2009-11-26 12:59:44 PM  
logistic: That's nothing, my ex wife had a tummy tuck done and had me take care of her post-operatively, so she could go fark another guy when she healed.

You sound like the kind of guy who would take care of his ex-wife's pomeranian show dog..even if it did have papers.

 
reveal101 2009-11-26 01:10:09 PM  
Space_Fetus: logistic: That's nothing, my ex wife had a tummy tuck done and had me take care of her post-operatively, so she could go fark another guy when she healed.

You sound like the kind of guy who would take care of his ex-wife's pomeranian show dog..even if it did have papers.


Maybe it happened while he was still married to her. In which case he's a good guy who got screwed over. Happens.

 
Bad_ad85 2009-11-26 01:31:46 PM  
DammitIForgotMyLogin: logistic: So the subject of HL has my sympathy...

You still haven't RTFA, have you?


puddingstore.com

Both of you know I cannot read a word.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-11-26 02:00:43 PM  
img442.imageshack.us

I guess they are starting to get a little close to the ground here...

 
SirMadness 2009-11-26 02:39:29 PM  
Bad_ad85: Both of you know I cannot read a word.

/swells with unwarranted Canuck Pride

 
EverWatcher [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:41:48 PM  
Upon RTFA, I first thought "...'dog'? Maybe I clicked the wrong link".

 
SharkTrager 2009-11-26 05:22:45 PM  
logistic: And now that I'm engaged (see profile), she is farking ape.

You're engaged to a horse?

 
Pxtl 2009-11-26 05:25:55 PM  
SirMadness: Bad_ad85: Both of you know I cannot read a word.

/swells with unwarranted Canuck Pride


*headslap*

Okay, now that I caught that, farking awesome.

 
Mija 2009-11-26 07:04:20 PM  
logistic: cats4rent
it was worth it to be rid of her...right?

While that is true, she is nothing but a pain in my ass now. She's psychotic-level jealous when she sees me with another woman, even though she is married and has a kid already with the guy she cheated on me with. He's like her fathers age too. Anyway, long story short, if I were truly rid of her, it would be wonderful, but she's like a case of herpes. She just pops up at the least convenient times. And now that I'm engaged (see profile), she is farking ape.

So the subject of HL has my sympathy...


Do like I did. Move to the far side of the country.

 
Man Going His Own Way 2009-11-26 08:03:41 PM  
logistic: While that is true, she is nothing but a pain in my ass now. She's psychotic-level jealous when she sees me with another woman, even though she is married and has a kid already with the guy she cheated on me with. He's like her fathers age too. Anyway, long story short, if I were truly rid of her, it would be wonderful, but she's like a case of herpes. She just pops up at the least convenient times. And now that I'm engaged (see profile), she is farking ape.

*facepalm*

 
Buckster [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 09:14:14 PM  
Very nice, subby. It would've been better if your link went to the actual article (new window).

 
101111 2009-11-27 01:54:03 AM  
Thank you, Buckster.

 
ciocia 2009-11-27 12:42:40 PM  
Man Going His Own Way: logistic: While that is true, she is nothing but a pain in my ass now. She's psychotic-level jealous when she sees me with another woman, even though she is married and has a kid already with the guy she cheated on me with. He's like her fathers age too. Anyway, long story short, if I were truly rid of her, it would be wonderful, but she's like a case of herpes. She just pops up at the least convenient times. And now that I'm engaged (see profile), she is farking ape.

*facepalm*


Soooo, the fact that he is not a permanently embittered, woman-hating loser and has gotten on with his life is a facepalm occasion? Okey Dokey.

Knockboots, you sound like a gem. I know the recession is tough for animal organizations, but keep on keepin' on.

 
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