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(Tameside Advertiser) Obvious Religious education teacher jailed for teaching teenage boy to scream "Oh God!"   (tamesideadvertiser.co.uk) divider line 48
More: Obvious, teenage boys, religious education, teenage pregnancy, Minshull Street Crown Court, age of consent, screaming, Detective Sergeant Dave Moores, Mayor Dave Moore  
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ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 09:46:25 AM  
Madeleine Martin, 39, pleaded guilty to 10 counts of causing a teenage boy to engage in sexual activity in February this year.

As a former teenage boy, let me point out that you don't need to "cause" us to do anything. You just have to "let" us.

For the picture, my rating is "yes when I was 15, probably not now."

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 10:41:13 AM  
Martin - of Grassfield Way, Knutsford

More like bust a Knutsford, amiright?

 
Toots McGee [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 11:26:32 AM  
I think my mom would have been the last person I would be discussing my sexual escapades with when I was a teen. What's wrong with these people?

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:04:46 PM  
OK, usually I would say that we never know what kind of coercion might or might not have gone one...

But they met over the web, and he broke it off and got pissed when she kept contacting him.


ANd nobody looks their best in a mug shot.

 
Thudfark 2009-11-26 12:48:25 PM  
Sweden has low teenage pregnancies and the legal age of consent is 14!

Maybe I should investigate further......

 
TheSignPost 2009-11-26 12:49:13 PM  
Fire the teacher.

Expel the student.

 
coachwdb 2009-11-26 12:49:39 PM  
"He eventually told his mother what had happened - and she called the police."

Here's you're problem - right there.

 
MLWS 2009-11-26 12:49:50 PM  
Niiiiiccccce. (checks picture)

Kid still got some. Nicccccce.

 
NightOwl2255 2009-11-26 12:50:18 PM  
Is it just me or does the ol' "oh god" during sex joke just never gets old?

 
One F Jef 2009-11-26 12:51:27 PM  
Every time I see the word Religious in print, my brain automatically swaps it out with "Ridiculous".

Results are often amusing.

//Good job, brain.

 
Death_Poot 2009-11-26 12:52:30 PM  
Subby +2:g>

i263.photobucket.com

 
Molavian [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:52:48 PM  
i184.photobucket.com

 
shipud 2009-11-26 12:53:26 PM  
NightOwl2255: Is it just me or does the ol' "oh god" during sex joke just never gets old?

"Oh FSM!" does not work as well.

"Oh Beelzebub!" does, but only in a very specific context.

 
dennysgod 2009-11-26 12:56:23 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

 
MorphOSX [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:58:42 PM  
TTIWWOP. TIA.

 
oroku_saki 2009-11-26 12:58:47 PM  
Martin's actions will leave emotional scars on her victim

If I were 15 and got laid by a female teacher, emotional scars would be the last thing on my mind if she's hot enough.

 
mark12A 2009-11-26 12:59:09 PM  
The Religion of Piece 'o ass...

 
lethargically frisky 2009-11-26 01:03:16 PM  
I wanna know why some people believe religious people as sexually conservative or repressed. Some of the most freaky bedroom experiences I've had involved girls who went to church regularly.

/understand the hypocrisy
//not arguing that students bangin'out their teachers is ok

 
chewielouie 2009-11-26 01:04:15 PM  
oroku_saki: Martin's actions will leave emotional scars on her victim

If I were 15 and got laid by a female teacher, emotional scars would be the last thing on my mind if she's hot enough.


I got over it myself. Actually, I think I was more upset that it finally had to end.

 
lethargically frisky 2009-11-26 01:05:43 PM  
oroku_saki: Martin's actions will leave emotional scars on her victim

If I were 15 and got laid by a female teacher, emotional scars would be the last thing on my mind if she's hot enough.


ha, wish you could hi-five yourself is more like it.

 
jayday 2009-11-26 01:20:01 PM  
Madeleine Martin, 39, pleaded guilty to 10 counts of causing a teenage boy to engage in sexual activity in February this year.


I love the wording here."10 counts of causing a teenage boy to engage in sexual activity."

Kid:
NO!, SHE MADE ME DO IT!
I didnt want to, but she tripped me and I fell on top of her.
It's all her fault it happened, I wasnt even involved!

 
pietaster 2009-11-26 01:21:55 PM  
This would have never happened with the separation of church and state.

 
myspamhere 2009-11-26 01:28:35 PM  
shipud: NightOwl2255: Is it just me or does the ol' "oh god" during sex joke just never gets old?

"Oh FSM!" does not work as well.

"Oh Beelzebub!" does, but only in a very specific context.


You forgot

"Oh Darwin"

"Oh Obama"

"Oh Money"

 
cynicalbastard 2009-11-26 01:36:05 PM  
That teenage boy would be in an incredible power position.
"Wanna try Greek?"
"Now, you know I'm not into that."
"Wanna try 5 years?"
"I'll get the lube."

or,
"How about a bj with swallowing?"
"Sorry, you know I hate the taste."
"How about a court appearance?"
"I'll get the mouthwash."

 
fedexrico 2009-11-26 01:59:08 PM  
cynicalbastard: That teenage boy would be in an incredible power position.
"Wanna try Greek?"
"Now, you know I'm not into that."
"Wanna try 5 years?"
"I'll get the lube."

or,
"How about a bj with swallowing?"
"Sorry, you know I hate the taste."
"How about a court appearance?"
"I'll get the mouthwash."


you... you cynical bastard

Appropiate handle, that one of yours. I lol'd

 
Nunky 2009-11-26 02:21:30 PM  
myspamhere: shipud: NightOwl2255: Is it just me or does the ol' "oh god" during sex joke just never gets old?

"Oh Darwin"
"Oh Obama"
"Oh Money"


friendlyatheist.com

 
Marcintosh 2009-11-26 02:35:59 PM  
"I would like to praise the bravery of the victim in speaking out and ensuring justice was done for him."

In other words they got caught. . .



Slap some makeup, a decent hairdo, and a smile and. . . RAWWWR

 
lakrfool 2009-11-26 02:58:28 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Approves of subby.

 
Fluffball 2009-11-26 03:00:14 PM  
That's not too bad of a 39. Good on ya kid, hope you learned more than just to be a rat fink.

 
ScottMpls 2009-11-26 03:17:01 PM  
So the kid's getting laid on a regular basis, by a reasonably attractive woman, and he decides he wants to break it off and then tells mommy ... he must have caught teh ghey.

 
likesass 2009-11-26 03:19:49 PM  
10 times, in one week?

she needs 15 yr olds, any man her age would need a handful of pills to keep her satisfied.

 
inglixthemad 2009-11-26 03:57:49 PM  
ZAZ: Madeleine Martin, 39, pleaded guilty to 10 counts of causing a teenage boy to engage in sexual activity in February this year.

As a former teenage boy, let me point out that you don't need to "cause" us to do anything. You just have to "let" us.

For the picture, my rating is "yes when I was 15, probably not now."


As my sister-in-law would say:

"You think teenage girls don't want to have sex? (big laugh) I was humping my pillow for so long it wasn't funny and it was all to avoid the slut label. Most teenage girls will gladly screw like rabbits as long as they think they can avoid that label or, as most eventually do, stop caring about it. (bigger laugh) I screwed around the neighbor's kid, who was 20, over the summer when I turned 16. I never went back to humping a pillow again. Call me a slut if you want but at my school 90% of the girls were screwing 2-3 days a week, and we all lied when asked by adults."

That bit of info reared it's head after too much wine one year.

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 04:02:10 PM  
Dumb farkin kid.

I mean really.

 
ozzie_stu 2009-11-26 04:02:38 PM  
How many pedos (when they're in court) try to explain their crime by saying "I had underage sex and everyone thought I was a hero".

Not all underage people go on to be pedos but the majority of pedos did have sex thrust upon them (npi)

This guy now has a higher chance of being a pedo than prior to this.

 
Pocket_Pitbull 2009-11-26 04:03:20 PM  
Hmm... it always seems to be a 15 year old boy... what magical thing happens at 15? How come it's never 17?

Also... it's always the women getting in trouble? Wait a second...

 
cats4rent 2009-11-26 04:08:55 PM  
so 15 goes into 39 ten times?

 
nostudme 2009-11-26 04:18:42 PM  
dennysgod, thank you. Fap, fap, fap.

 
beelzebubba76 2009-11-26 05:02:16 PM  
cats4rent: so 15 goes into 39 ten times?

That's some math I can get behind.

/Love math, actually.

 
Slartibartfaster 2009-11-26 05:47:21 PM  
fedexrico: Appropiate handle, that one of yours. I lol'd

personally Im gonna cackle at that one for a while hehehehe

cynical bastard - you ... cynical bastard - Im adding you to the list of things Im giving thanks to

HAPPY THANKS GIVING TO ALL !!

 
Slartibartfaster 2009-11-26 05:48:36 PM  
Nunky: "Oh Money"

I try to use HER name hehehe it works well for me
Why do christian women those that homoerotic cries ?

 
Slartibartfaster 2009-11-26 05:51:54 PM  
Slartibartfaster: Why do christian women those

oops missed the word love

and would like to add... if you are farking a bodacious woman, and you feel the need to cry out the name of a jewish guy... and you call US weird for calling out Darwin (nobody actually does that btw) should you not reconsider Prop 8 in California ? cuz ranting about dead males when you come is ... ya know.... a tad on the homo side

Not that there is anything wrong with that

 
cynicalbastard 2009-11-26 06:03:28 PM  
A lot of people, male or female,who like young partners have this wierd illusion that their life experience will automatically put them in the power seat. If your partner is moderately intelligent, with any ability to play people, that's not the case. You've basically handed over the reins to them.
And if he or she was even one day under the legal limit when the relationship began, you've essentially handed control of your life to them. You can't say no to them. You can't deny them any toy they want that you can even possibly afford, any sex game they want to play, you can't get them mad, all you can do is hope that eventually it'll turn into an adult-adult relationship- and if the person your with is getting a fantastic deal as a spoiled child they have damn little incentive to let that happen. Unless you yourself are a teenager, getting in the sack with one is like sleeping with someone who is crazy- say goodbye to your life and hello, nightmare.

 
cynicalbastard 2009-11-26 06:24:47 PM  
I know this from experience as the young, selfish, manipulative prick.

 
Kyoki 2009-11-26 07:06:28 PM  
cynicalbastard

That teenage boy would be in an incredible power position.
"Wanna try Greek?"
"Now, you know I'm not into that."
"Wanna try 5 years?"
"I'll get the lube."

or,
"How about a bj with swallowing?"
"Sorry, you know I hate the taste."
"How about a court appearance?"
"I'll get the mouthwash."


I thought that sounded like the voice of experience. And yes, your assessment of taking an underage lover is spot on.

 
cynicalbastard 2009-11-26 07:47:38 PM  
Kyoki: cynicalbastard

That teenage boy would be in an incredible power position.
"Wanna try Greek?"
"Now, you know I'm not into that."
"Wanna try 5 years?"
"I'll get the lube."

or,
"How about a bj with swallowing?"
"Sorry, you know I hate the taste."
"How about a court appearance?"
"I'll get the mouthwash."

I thought that sounded like the voice of experience. And yes, your assessment of taking an underage lover is spot on.


I never made any threats. (And I would certainly never gone crying to mommy about it.) Thing is, I didn't need to. Because the other person couldn't afford to take the chance I might blab even if they were 99.9 per cent sure I wouldn't, and they knew it.
Funny thing is, it pretty much died out on it's own. Once I realised I was completely in power of things, the boredom set in and I broke things off. Being in control completely can be fun for a short while, especially when you're a teenager and are in control of just about nothing else in your life, but once you start growing up a bit it grows dull real quickly.

 
j0e_average 2009-11-26 07:57:18 PM  
The ex-teacher has one of those mouths that frown all the time. Even when she's smiling, it's an inverted smile -- a frown-smile.

Ack!

 
foxo 2009-11-26 08:02:08 PM  
Because of his experience he probably will be better equipped to handle his future.

 
Slartibartfaster 2009-11-26 08:22:20 PM  
ozzie_stu: This guy now has a higher chance of being a pedo than prior to this

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