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(My Sinchew) Strange Someone's been playing Mad Libs at the editor's desk again: Two men in Bangladesh were jailed after they went to a Muslim shrine and beat and blinded a sacred (noun) _crocodile_   (mysinchew.com) divider line 18
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Garko 2009-11-26 01:07:32 PM  
NOOOOOOOOO!!
Offler, our hearts go out to you!
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Yaxe 2009-11-26 01:09:35 PM  
I wonder who wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what? I want to kick the shiat out a crocodile today."

 
Ponzholio 2009-11-26 01:18:46 PM  
Maybe they were just avenging their friend who lost his hand to that crocodile...

 
El_Swino 2009-11-26 01:19:35 PM  
Yaxe: I wonder who wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what? I want to kick the shiat out a crocodile today."

scrapetv.com

He does.

 
WFern 2009-11-26 01:24:05 PM  
El_Swino: Yaxe: I wonder who wakes up in the morning and says, "You know what? I want to kick the shiat out a crocodile today."



He does.

No. Dundee had respect for crocodiles. He'd wrassle 'em and, if he needed to kill something, he'd do it quickly.

He never tortured anything.

 
RollingThunder 2009-11-26 01:26:41 PM  
I could really do with making some offerings of sausages to Offler (may his teeth be pecked clean) right about now. Of course, I would only be eating the corporeal shell of the sausage, and the true sausageosity would ascend to Offler while the sausage turns to dust in my mouth.

 
Perducci 2009-11-26 01:34:30 PM  
I sometimes wish that I could shrug off my cares and worries. I just image a time when my days are so simple that I think half of all things are sacred and the other half need to be conquered or destroyed.

 
Now I Is! 2009-11-26 01:36:45 PM  
Also not amused...
www.crocodopolis.net

Sic 'em boy
www.egyptiandreams.co.uk

 
DblDad [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 01:50:04 PM  
Perhaps he could have used the Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water.

/Yes, that's the name of the song
//Loves me some Nile

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-11-26 02:26:50 PM  
Tick-tock!
Tick-tock!
Tick-tock...

 
The Face Of Oblivion [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:26:54 PM  
DblDad: Perhaps he could have used the Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water.

/Yes, that's the name of the song
//Loves me some Nile

Beat me to it.

 
hudef 2009-11-26 02:34:06 PM  
In Bangladesh the culprits always abscond.

 
AliasUndercover 2009-11-26 02:45:22 PM  
Mulims worship crocodiles?

 
AmazingRuss [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:54:14 PM  
AliasUndercover: Mulims worship crocodiles?

Sea monkeys too.... they just don't talk about it much.

 
RicosRoughnecks 2009-11-26 03:42:06 PM  
Interior crocodile alligator

Link (new window)

 
mayIFark 2009-11-26 06:00:33 PM  
So two guys are punished for animal cruelty. No where in the article do I find anything that says the punishment was based on sacred.

So, what's the strange thing here?

 
Mouser 2009-11-26 10:33:09 PM  
AliasUndercover: Mulims worship crocodiles?

This was in Bangladesh, their Islam is a little weird.

It wouldn't surprise me if we were told the perps were a couple of Salafists who thought housing "sacred crocodiles" was un-Islamic.

 
rawkus 2009-11-27 03:03:28 AM  
RicosRoughnecks: Interior crocodile alligator

Link (new window)


i was going to post this one but yours is pretty awesome (pops)

 
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