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(CBS Sports) Spiffy Lions and turkeys and beers, oh my. It's your official Thanksgiving Day Football Thread   (cbssports.com) divider line 1232
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steveurkel [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 10:45:01 AM  
Stafford is now a man (new window)

well done, sir. Go Lions.

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 11:33:08 AM  
Time for the Laughin' At Nothing show to start on Fox.

 
VvonderJesus 2009-11-26 11:47:54 AM  
steveurkel: Stafford is now a man (new window)

well done, sir. Go Lions.


Real men don't sit out games.

/Brett Favre

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:20:45 PM  
Is Calliendo even trying to sound like Madden now?

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:21:10 PM  
Frank Caliendo is still employed? I'd thought he disappeared.

 
Xitium 2009-11-26 12:25:38 PM  
VvonderJesus: steveurkel: Stafford is now a man (new window)

well done, sir. Go Lions.

Real men don't sit out games.

/Brett Favre


Stafford is starting today.

 
Xitium 2009-11-26 12:26:25 PM  
Foaming: Frank Caliendo is still employed? I'd thought he disappeared.

He has a regular show at the Monte Carlo in Vegas now, so... same thing...

 
Cheesehead_Dave 2009-11-26 12:27:15 PM  
C'mon Pack... Please don't make me lose my appetite before dinner!

 
4NSpy 2009-11-26 12:27:49 PM  
Go Raiders!

Off to my brother's house to watch the game. He's a diehard Lions fan. Just two Canadians who called in sick today to stay home at watch our loser teams and drink beer.

 
4NSpy 2009-11-26 12:28:27 PM  
Oh and Lions +11

 
bel4sucks 2009-11-26 12:29:01 PM  
Xitium: VvonderJesus: steveurkel: Stafford is now a man (new window)

well done, sir. Go Lions.

Real men don't sit out games.

/Brett Favre

Stafford is starting today.shiat son, you got told.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:29:02 PM  
And, like every other thanksgiving day, all the games suck.

 
thegonz111 2009-11-26 12:31:04 PM  
Please Packers, don't explode my Stafford.

 
legion_of_doo 2009-11-26 12:31:45 PM  
I loved those top 10 Thanksgiving plays.

It was like a catalog of Lions failures, and one highlight of Barry Sanders.

 
ju66l3r [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:32:15 PM  
She usually uses auto-tune. You can tell by how she had to keep bending her notes once she could hear herself in her monitors.

 
bel4sucks 2009-11-26 12:33:04 PM  
I don't know who the black guy to the far left is on the Fox pregame show, but I heard him say "I haven't seen new moon, but I'm team jacob."


............

 
Cheesehead_Dave 2009-11-26 12:33:08 PM  
legion_of_doo: I loved those top 10 Thanksgiving plays.

It was like a catalog of Lions failures, and one highlight of Barry Sanders.


And one stunner of a fail by Leon Lett.

 
picodenico [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:33:10 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!

 
paj 2009-11-26 12:34:09 PM  
Happy Turducken Day to the Americans. We'll see ya here when you grow bored of the family.

 
picodenico [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:36:13 PM  
oh FFS hold on to the ball Jordy, you doltbag.

 
paj 2009-11-26 12:36:32 PM  
Fumble!! An ominous way to start the day...

 
Xitium 2009-11-26 12:36:34 PM  
FUMBLE!

LIONS BALL!

 
Number41 2009-11-26 12:36:35 PM  
Packers, WTF.

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:36:54 PM  
i44.photobucket.com

Go Raiders!

 
Cheesehead_Dave 2009-11-26 12:36:58 PM  
Aw, crap.

 
picodenico [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:39:38 PM  
ooooh damn, looks like a knee injury.

Roughing the passer?? Oh come on.

 
Xitium 2009-11-26 12:39:40 PM  
Roughing the passer, 1st down Lions at the 6ish.

 
paj 2009-11-26 12:41:11 PM  
For the ref's purposes, Stafford = Brady today.

 
Cheesehead_Dave 2009-11-26 12:41:51 PM  
So wait... Now you don't even need to *touch* the QB to get called for roughing? BS.

 
rickythepenguin [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:42:52 PM  
http://www.footballlocks.com/nfl_lines.shtml


Green Bay -11.5 At Detroit 48

I know Stafford is gonna play, but I don't know how effective he'll be. But GB has lost some huge defensive players and Detroit just showed they can score points (ok, it was just the Brownies, but still)....I think Detroit covers. that's just too big a number to me.


At Dallas -13.5 Oakland 40

Oakland covers, easy. Hell I wouldn't be suprised if they won outright. on one hand, you could say Oakland sucks, and they do, but Dallas' offense has been anemic for two weeks. and arguably, moving to Gradkowski means that Dallas has had only one game film to prepare for him. But 13.5? That number is just too big. I say Oakland covers. Dallas wins by high single digits, maybe 11-12 even. but 13.5? don't see it.


NY Giants -6 At Denver 42.5

1) 42.5? The Giants average 26 per, but Los Donks only surrender an average of 18 per. And the Donkos only average scoring 17 per, while hte Giants surrender 23.5 per. The under is a smart bet on that alone.

2) Giants desperately need to win to keep pace for the WC. Hell, the NFC East isn't as settled as we thought just recently, particularly if Oakland somehow pulls a huge upset and beats the Cowboys.

Donkos also need a win badly. Aside from not winning since 10/19 (0-4 slide coming into today), they need to start stacking wins; there are three AFC teams at 6-4 (Donks, Steelers, Jags) that are looking at the WC. Donkos have two games with KC which should be wins, but a loss today could be catastrophic for their playoff hopes. And who knows what happens to team morale if they lose their fifth -- I SAID FIFF -- in a row? We already saw B-Marsh damn near punch Knowshon Moreno last week during the game.

I say NYG, straight up. I just think Denver has been revealed and NYG -- and they had their epic losing streak -- is just better than their record indicates. The line is a good number as betting will be pretty strong on both sides, but I think NYG wins by 10+.

 
picodenico [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:42:57 PM  
Dammit.

 
Xitium 2009-11-26 12:43:04 PM  
Touchdown, LIONS!

 
paj 2009-11-26 12:43:40 PM  
Dueling threads...Mods must be in a gravy haze already.

 
Don't Tongue the Reaper! 2009-11-26 12:44:06 PM  
may actually get a good game out of this.

 
Xitium 2009-11-26 12:44:41 PM  
paj: Dueling threads...Mods must be in a gravy haze already.

I'd rather have 3 than none.

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:45:28 PM  
paj: Dueling threads...Mods must be in a gravy haze already.

That's okay, there were three threads about the gate crashers at the White House last night at one point this morning....

 
picodenico [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:46:57 PM  
Hey Packers.

This isn't your normal Thursday practice where penalties don't hurt you.

This is an actual game. Wake the f*ck up.

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:47:00 PM  
Aaron Rodgers looks like the big brother of BJ Novak (Ryan from The Office) to me....

 
mikaloyd [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:47:00 PM  
Which thread are all the cool kids posting in?

 
Don't Tongue the Reaper! 2009-11-26 12:48:57 PM  
mikaloyd: Which thread are all the cool kids posting in?

If you have to ask, you're not one of the cool kids....

 
picodenico [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:49:40 PM  
mikaloyd: Which thread are all the cool kids posting in?

This one.

*cool kid gang signs*

 
mikaloyd [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:53:25 PM  
Don't Tongue the Reaper!: mikaloyd: Which thread are all the cool kids posting in?

If you have to ask, you're not one of the cool kids....


mean kids SUCK!

picodenico: mikaloyd: Which thread are all the cool kids posting in?

This one.

*cool kid gang signs*


*signs*

we gotta shun that reaper kid. he scares off cheerleaders

 
Zombie Hitler 2009-11-26 12:53:29 PM  
So when are they going to let the fans into the stadium?

 
mikaloyd [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:55:53 PM  
I dont think the Packers O line is getting isotoner gloves this Xmas

 
Xitium 2009-11-26 12:56:42 PM  
WIDE RIGHT!

 
picodenico [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:56:45 PM  
Way to completely f*ck up a great drive Packers.

*sigh*

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:56:53 PM  
Laces out whoever was holding that!

 
Don't Tongue the Reaper! 2009-11-26 12:56:55 PM  
mikaloyd: Don't Tongue the Reaper!: mikaloyd: Which thread are all the cool kids posting in?

If you have to ask, you're not one of the cool kids....

mean kids SUCK!

picodenico: mikaloyd: Which thread are all the cool kids posting in?

This one.

*cool kid gang signs*

*signs*

we gotta shun that reaper kid. he scares off cheerleaders


i375.photobucket.com

I brought my own.

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:57:05 PM  
haha

 
mikaloyd [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:57:22 PM  
Zombie Hitler: So when are they going to let the fans into the stadium?

Its a dome. You cant see them from the blimp cam

 
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