Just a guess here, but I'd have to say someone in security will be looking for a new job on Monday.

The Washington Post, which first reported on their evening out, said the Salahis were well-known attention-whoring douchebags in the Virginia horse-country set and were being considered for the Bravo reality TV show "Real Housewives of D.C.," confirming their status as attention-whoring douchebags.

Yahoo News! You heard it here first. (because no one cares)

Obama should've hired some of the bouncers from those Super Sweet 16 parties. Those guys don't let anybody who isn't on the list in.

If they were checked for weapons like everybody else I have no problem with it. They weren't a security risk.

Unfarkingbelieveable. There's about to be some Secret Service guys reassigned to anti-counterfeiting operations in Duluth after this weekend...

I submitted this with a better headline, but subby crashed my party.

/not really
//slashies!

The Secret Service is looking into its own security procedures after determining that a Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi...

I don't get the name. Is it Indian?

Apparently if you have big boobs and blond hair, you do not need to be on the guest list.

SeamusFerrell: The Secret Service is looking into its own security procedures after determining that a Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi...

I don't get the name. Is it Indian?

No, it's Dryrunian.

I think this was sketchy. Like they were suppose to come, but for some reason people were not suppose to know.

What's their history of financing campaigns?

Nothing on opensecrets.org.

So this guy is a rich, attention starved douche bag from Northern Virginia and he hasn't donated money to any political campaigns? I don't buy it.

KOOLmike: I don't get the name. Is it Indian?

No, it's Dryrunian.

Sadly, that might be accurate.

SeamusFerrell: The Secret Service is looking into its own security procedures after determining that a Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi...

I don't get the name. Is it Indian?

Nope, Muslim. Which probably has nothing to do with anything, and I'm sure no one will overreact about.

KOOLmike: No, it's Dryrunian.

Oh. Too late.

The Crack Kid: SeamusFerrell: The Secret Service is looking into its own security procedures after determining that a Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi...

I don't get the name. Is it Indian?

Nope, Muslim. Which probably has nothing to do with anything, and I'm sure no one will overreact about.

KOOLmike: No, it's Dryrunian.

Oh. Too late.

Persian was gonna be my guess.

Wow. They pulled it off...than bragged about it online without hiding their identities? They trying to land in prison or what?

Gotta admit though, crashing the white house is pretty cool...if you don't mind whatever consequences are coming.

NOw if one of them had the swine flu.. or hemorrhagic fever...

Boy wouldn't that be embarrassing.

Royale With Cheese: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

WTF is that? The gravity defying shorts on the AW to make Fark family friendly? I never got the hammer for posting that but have had the hammer hit pretty hard before. Heh, I am pretty sure I can submit links again without a proxy server. Yay! Oh, I don't care.

Are they from Vermont? Do they have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate?

SeamusFerrell: Oh, I don't care.

You know who else didn't care?



(See, because it's beyond her. Get it? She spends the holiday in a puppy-huffing daze)

Happy Thanksgimme a line everyone!

SeamusFerrell: Royale With Cheese: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!

WTF is that? The gravity defying shorts on the AW to make Fark family friendly? I never got the hammer for posting that but have had the hammer hit pretty hard before. Heh, I am pretty sure I can submit links again without a proxy server. Yay! Oh, I don't care.

I was just trying to be nice. :)

Slickster: If they were checked for weapons like everybody else I have no problem with it. They weren't a security risk.

you don't need a weapon to punch the Prime Minister and cause an international incident.

Here is where you cue in the famed Euro-gatecrasher, who got into a heads-of-state photo and was also pictured with Danish royalty at the Joachim-Alexandra wedding.

Now what's that devil's name? Google punked out.

Part of the reason there's a guest list is so that the USSS can run background checks on people before they are allowed near the principals. Someone is gonna get fired, and it will be deserved. Of course, the Secret Service might not be stretched so thin if so many nutjobs weren't making death threats. Way to go, right-wingers- you might be helping the terrorists.

Not amused:

KOOLmike: SeamusFerrell: The Secret Service is looking into its own security procedures after determining that a Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi...

I don't get the name. Is it Indian?

No, it's Dryrunian.

*golf clap*

Subtle, good sir, subtle.

cuzsis

Wow. They pulled it off...than bragged about it online without hiding their identities? They trying to land in prison or what?

It'd be pretty hard to prosecute them since they didn't go around or through a physical barrier and they were allowed in. The only grounds really would be if they presented false credentials.

But that's not going to happen anyway. Prosecuting them would only make the White House look worse.

GWSuperfan

Part of the reason there's a guest list is so that the USSS can run background checks on people before they are allowed near the principals. Someone is gonna get fired, and it will be deserved. Of course, the Secret Service might not be stretched so thin if so many nutjobs weren't making death threats. Way to go, right-wingers- you might be helping the terrorists.

Ah, can't let a Fark thread go without conservative bashing, nevermind that it's a handful of kooks making threats, nor that this concern didn't manifest itself over the left-wing kooks who threatened Bush.

SeamusFerrell: The Secret Service is looking into its own security procedures after determining that a Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi...

I don't get the name. Is it Indian?

My guess is that it's Lebanese.

/ you know, like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen D.
// somebody post a pic of what a Lebanese couple might look like
/// Geez, how'd this get greenlit?
//// Ha-Ha....

big deal.

Security is a charade.

GWSuperfan: Part of the reason there's a guest list is so that the USSS can run background checks on people before they are allowed near the principals. Someone is gonna get fired, and it will be deserved. Of course, the Secret Service might not be stretched so thin if so many nutjobs weren't making death threats. Way to go, right-wingers- you might be helping the terrorists.

Don't worry, terrorists don't attack their allies.

/Did they get close enough to throw a shoe?

I don't get what the big deal is about this. Did they rifle through the drawers and closets? Did they steal the silverware? The only punishment they should recieve is to be shunned for bragging about it.

The President was one non-metallic blade away from being the next JFK.

Someone is going to be shiatkicked all the way down to meter maid for this, and they deserve it.

/I'm thinking a bifacial percussion flaked piece of Obsidian, but I'm Old School like that

The blonde promised someone in the White House something. Why is Joe Biden smiling so much?

My boss and his wife are also being considered for that show. Cracks me up.

(1) That's actually pretty funny.

(2) Crashing a party hosted by a guy with an entire branch of US intelligence dedicated to shooting anyone who gets too close while looking suspicious might not be the brightest idea these guys ever had.

grotto_man: GWSuperfan

Part of the reason there's a guest list is so that the USSS can run background checks on people before they are allowed near the principals. Someone is gonna get fired, and it will be deserved. Of course, the Secret Service might not be stretched so thin if so many nutjobs weren't making death threats. Way to go, right-wingers- you might be helping the terrorists.

Ah, can't let a Fark thread go without conservative bashing, nevermind that it's a handful of kooks making threats, nor that this concern didn't manifest itself over the left-wing kooks who threatened Bush.

A handful of kooks? Is that the fiction that you want to run with?

Slickster: If they were checked for weapons like everybody else I have no problem with it. They weren't a security risk.

QFT. There was a time in the not-too-distant past when anyone who wanted to meet with the president simply showed up at the White House and waited. Now the guy is untouchable. I'm okay with security, but I also think that anyone who is willing to wait their turn should get a chance to meet with their elected official, whether it be the city councilman or the president.

If they tried that while Bill Clinton was in office, she might have gotten an 'all access pass' and appointed to a 'Secret Cervix' position.

/Oh yeah.

Just listened to Brian Williams talking about this on NBC. He was in a car somewhere in the line behind them. This couple's SUV was turned away from one gate and they got out, followed by a make-up artist and camera man.

A friend they interviewed said they are trying out for Bravo's The Real Housewives of DC.

Clint Van Zant next speculated all the ways could kill the president, like a suit impregnated with Anthrax

/why am I watching NBC on Thanksgiving?

Too bad this was made public.
The only fitting punishment would be to ignore them.
Lacking that, a $500.000 fine and a year in prison ought to reform these two of their attention whoring ways.

If it's this easy to get in, why all the whining yesterday about who was or was not invited?

What would they charged with...unlawful dining?

Wow...another story about douchebags. Awesome.

MysticSavage: What would they charged with...unlawful dining?

They'd start with trespassing and work their way on down the line. Thing is: The White House is one of those Federal properties, and 'assing on one is not like walking on the grass at your county courthouse.

This is farking ridiculous. They need to ban reality TV immediately. Look WTF people are doing to themselves just to get famous?

Savoir-Faire: Unfarkingbelieveable. There's about to be some Secret Service guys reassigned to anti-counterfeiting operations in Duluth after this weekend...

I doubt it. The Secret Service, like the rest of the US government, have been brain-washed and would never pull an anti-PC stunt by denying a minority couple entrance to a state dinner. Otherwise, they would have been marked a racist and would lose a lucrative job.

John Edwards was right i.e., two Americas.