Well, the old Browns were pretty good at it, too.

The MVP of Municipal Stadium:

/Steelers fan
//would wish the Browns would get their shiat together so it would be a real, honest-to-God, my team is better than yours and we're going to the Super Bowl rivalry again
///nowadays, its just two guaranteed wins per season

The Dawson bar kick was just fantastic.

Detroit and Cleveland was a very interesting football game last week. Before that game, I was reading an article on Waiting for Next Year, where this Lions fan had assured us that their defensive secondary was possibly the worst ever seen. I believe their coach is on record as saying if they didn't have Louis Delmas (rookie 2nd round safety), they would give up 50 points a game.

Everytime Brady Quinn threw a touchdown, I thought to myself... "Detroit's suck knows no bounds!". I started repeating the words of the Cleveland Tourism Video... "WE'RE NOT DETROIT!"

See, it was a small, sarcastic joy I was taking. I knew the Browns still sucked, but I was going to make due with the pitiful little amount of success. And then the bastards take THAT from me.

/Seriously, with how bad their secondary was... why were we calling so many run plays?

My Uncle always refers to himself as a 'long suffering Browns fan'.

I'm a Steelers fan, but I do kind of admire an underdog.

Give it another ten, boys, the kinks will work themselves out.

I can take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Not the NFL team though.

Step 1: Fire Mangina.

Flying Lasagna Monster: Step 1: Fire Mangina.Step 1: Have Randy Lerner sell the team. He doesn't have a clue or doesn't care for the Browns as much as he does about his soccer team.

It is the Cleveland Sports Curse^TM. Do not question it, for it will always hold sway.

skinink: tep 1: Have Randy Lerner sell the team.

*DING*

But as long as there are butts in the seats & he's making money, it'll never happen.

The Jacksonville "bottlegate" call was a load of crap. I don't think there has been any call that was reversed after the next play had been run.

The rest of them are just painful memories. And they've been doing it for a lot more than 10 years; all of the two-word sports memories are bad for Cleveland. "The Drive", "The Fumble", "The Shot", etc.

Oh wait, now they can't even say that anymore :(

That Bears game still pisses me off. I was there, and I missed my goddamn plane that night because the Browns couldn't hold a goddamn 14-point lead with two goddamn minutes to play!

/Me, bitter?
//A tad

your futility makes this mets fan want to give you a pat on the back and share a beer.