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(3 News New Zealand) Scary Burger King unveils 1000 calorie monster burger. Just looking at it is enough to give you a heart attack   (3news.co.nz) divider line 177
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CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 09:28:44 PM  
This is New Zealand. The Quad Stacker was introduced here in the US three or four years ago. According to bk.com, it has 1010 calories.

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 09:32:20 PM  
If you play with the menu at bk.com, and add an extra pattie and extra bacon to the Quad Stacker, you can get it up to 1660 calories with 117g of fat and 3770mg sodium.

 
Hender [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 09:38:03 PM  
Only 1000 calories? Sounds like the lightest thing on the menu.

 
50mm [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-25 09:46:39 PM  
Well, it's not like we have an obesity problem or anything.

 
oldmildog [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 11:11:39 PM  
CheddarPants: If you play with the menu at bk.com, and add an extra pattie and extra bacon to the Quad Stacker, you can get it up to 1660 calories with 117g of fat and 3770mg sodium.

Worst game ever.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 11:46:11 PM  
CheddarPants: If you play with the menu at bk.com, and add an extra pattie and extra bacon to the Quad Stacker, you can get it up to 1660 calories with 117g of fat and 3770mg sodium.

When you have to start measuring your salt intake in full grams, you have a serious problem.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:00:11 AM  
What...no fried egg?

 
Eyebleach [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:19:44 AM  
Meh. Cheap imitation of a 4x4. It's not even animal style.

 
Megain [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:33:49 AM  
oldmildog: CheddarPants: If you play with the menu at bk.com, and add an extra pattie and extra bacon to the Quad Stacker, you can get it up to 1660 calories with 117g of fat and 3770mg sodium.

Worst game ever.


heh

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:42:15 AM  
"Ideally you should only be having one to two servings of meat a day, and a serve of red is what fits into the palm of your hand."

Look biatch, it's a freakin' HAM. BUR. GUR.
Trust me, it fits in the palm of your hand, 'cuase that's what it's made for.
So stop whining.

And the article fails, because in the photo I clearly see delicious crispy bacon and they didn't say one word about that. How could they not talk about the bacon!?!?!

 
Msol [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 12:49:06 AM  
oldmildog: CheddarPants: If you play with the menu at bk.com, and add an extra pattie and extra bacon to the Quad Stacker, you can get it up to 1660 calories with 117g of fat and 3770mg sodium.

Worst game ever.


Damnit, I just lost the game.

 
Vanetia [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-26 01:26:55 AM  
I think Carls Jr/Hardee's has any other fast food chain beat on the "let's kill our customers" line of products.

I can only eat there maybe once a year, and then I remember why it's been a year since I've eaten there.

 
wejash [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 01:38:40 AM  
Vanetia: I think Carls Jr/Hardee's has any other fast food chain beat on the "let's kill our customers" line of products.

I can only eat there maybe once a year, and then I remember why it's been a year since I've eaten there.


At which point you begin to think of bulimia as an emergency survival tactic.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 01:59:59 AM  
Yayyyyy another "hey look at this novelty item on our menu that ten people will ever order and even less will actually eat and the ensuing retarded media/nutritionist outrage" article.

 
superbeerchan [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:20:11 AM  
I think this one has that beat - 2,120 calories.

i.i.com.com

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:38:49 AM  
1000 calories is maybe 1/3 of my necessary daily caloric intake. So I don't see the problem here. I could eat 3 of those per day and get my exact needed calories and a lot of protein.

Okay, it's high in fat, so I have to jog a mile per day. Overall, big deal. It's nothing to panic about.

 
TheOmni [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 02:39:23 AM  
"Ideally you should only be having one to two servings of meat a day, and a serve of red is what fits into the palm of your hand."

It may be that I'm just tired, but I'm not sure I understand the second half of that sentence. A serve of red is what fits into?

 
Grumpybollocks 2009-11-26 04:10:06 AM  
TheOmni: "Ideally you should only be having one to two servings of meat a day, and a serve of red is what fits into the palm of your hand."

It may be that I'm just tired, but I'm not sure I understand the second half of that sentence. A serve of red is what fits into?


Correct, WTF is going on in Kiwiland?

 
skinink 2009-11-26 04:12:47 AM  

 
Amalevica 2009-11-26 04:13:38 AM  
Im a hefty (read as fat) guy, and I love me a good burger, but Burger King has somehow mastered the style of 'too much meat for me'. I don't know if it is because it has a super high beef to everything else ratio, but they always seem more like work than food. Again, this is coming from someone who will eat steak until well after I get the meat sweats.

 
Brostorm 2009-11-26 04:16:51 AM  
Does anyone remember the "triple extreme whopper"(obviously from the late 90s). It was basically a double whopper with thousand island dressing,because people thought Bib Macs were good for some reason.

 
Jedekai 2009-11-26 04:17:28 AM  
My favorite fast food meal (I'm not joking):

Quad Stacker (No sauce - stuff's nasty)
6-piece Chicken Fries (2 barbecue sauce packs)
Large Chocolate Shake

* 2700 calories
* 128g fat
* 59.5g saturated fat
* 4g trans fat
* 405mg cholesterol

* 311g carbs
* 255g sugar
* 102g protein
* 4430mg sodium

Burger King nutritional menu (new window - and it's actually pretty cool insofar as wanting to see how much of a fatass you are).

/I know they have this look on their face of 'Dear God! This IS THE FATASS OF ALL FATASSES!' when I order it at drive-thru.
//Don't care. The only people who care about the opinion of others on their appearance are either closet narcissists or attention whores.

 
mugachino 2009-11-26 04:18:10 AM  
Grumpybollocks: TheOmni: "Ideally you should only be having one to two servings of meat a day, and a serve of red is what fits into the palm of your hand."

It may be that I'm just tired, but I'm not sure I understand the second half of that sentence. A serve of red is what fits into?

Correct, WTF is going on in Kiwiland?


A serve of red meat should be the size of your palm, anything bigger is more than one serve - "a serve of red is what fits into the palm of your hand"

 
gonjie 2009-11-26 04:20:12 AM  
Would still rather have.

aht.seriouseats.com

 
TheMega 2009-11-26 04:22:14 AM  
Well, in all fairness, it IS Burger King isn't it - it may be loaded with fat and calories... but won't it come back up/out in an hour (for HOURS) anyhow?

/can not eat anything BK makes from fish/chicken/burgers to fries w/o getting very sick - gave up trying years ago

 
bberg [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 04:22:46 AM  
Amalevica: Im a hefty (read as fat) guy, and I love me a good burger, but Burger King has somehow mastered the style of 'too much meat for me'

Same over here. I've had their new $1 Double Cheeseburger and it's advertised as a quarter pound of meat. Three pickle slices and some ketchup/mustard on that, plus the buns. And eating it makes me think I'm eating a really bad steak.

But it's close to work where I often need dinner, and at 3 for $3.15 including tax, plus a $.50 soda from the machine at work it's a damn big meal. Even if I do want to die from the 3/4 pound of meat I just ate.

 
Fitty1fitty 2009-11-26 04:25:21 AM  
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Oldiron_79 2009-11-26 04:26:10 AM  
that has nothing on the Wendy's Baconator.

 
LonMead 2009-11-26 04:26:25 AM  
Can I get that with bacon?

 
The Envoy 2009-11-26 04:27:45 AM  
Just the thing for lunch after having a 5,000 calorie breakfast:
Link (new window)

 
WFern 2009-11-26 04:34:08 AM  
img682.imageshack.us

Seriously, how can you people pollute your bodies with this trash? I eat the occasional burger, but goddamn.

 
DON.MAC [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 04:38:37 AM  
skinink: Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.

A better video:
Link (new window)

 
GungFu 2009-11-26 04:41:15 AM  
It's alright if it's washed down with Diet Coke.

 
DOW 2009-11-26 04:42:44 AM  
I've had a heart attack (really) and I'd eat one. It looks great.

 
nm [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 04:43:58 AM  
Anyone who eats a BK when they could go to Burgerfuel deserves the heart attack.

 
LonMead 2009-11-26 04:45:44 AM  
You are what you eat.
www.philebrity.com

/now I'm all hungry...

 
onebadgungan 2009-11-26 04:46:37 AM  
skinink: Two all beef Patties, special sauce Ross, lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun Lester Cheats pickin' bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

/Kindergarten

 
stvdallas [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 04:49:32 AM  
That's not a knife. This is a knife...

home.comcast.net

 
Meesterjojo 2009-11-26 04:50:34 AM  
Wow- welcome to 2005 in the U.S.

Why was this given a green light?

 
jayday 2009-11-26 04:55:58 AM  
What the hell is wrong with them.....
It needs to be deep fried to finish that sucker off.

 
YoungSwedishBlonde 2009-11-26 04:57:22 AM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!

They should ban this filth from people who like to treat themselves to fast food once a month like me.

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-11-26 04:59:15 AM  
Well ideally, you should limit your fat intake to blah blah blah farking blah, lady.

Go eat a bag of baked chicken dicks, biatch.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-11-26 05:01:05 AM  
jayday: What the hell is wrong with them.....
It needs to be deep fried to finish that sucker off.


and replave the buns with doughnuts

 
magicgoo 2009-11-26 05:01:37 AM  
Here's something much scarier:

http://www.arbys.com/nutrition/temp_nutrition_info.pdf (pops, pdf)

Scroll down to the Market Fresh sammiches. A pecan chicken salad sandwich is 870 calories. W. T. F.!!!??

 
Oldiron_79 2009-11-26 05:03:33 AM  
magicgoo: Here's something much scarier:

http://www.arbys.com/nutrition/temp_nutrition_info.pdf (pops, pdf)

Scroll down to the Market Fresh sammiches. A pecan chicken salad sandwich is 870 calories. W. T. F.!!!??


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. I'm pretty sure KFC is healthier than that.

 
Kharmakazy 2009-11-26 05:05:15 AM  
stvdallas: That's not a knife. This is a knife...

Where in the holy fark did you get served a burger that nice... a coke in a glass bottle... and a milkshake in a farking graduated beaker.... I want to eat there.

 
sarkitfarkers 2009-11-26 05:06:31 AM  
I am dying, I have not been able to eat 1000 calories yet this week! If you can eat that thing, please do! I am soooo jealous!

/Yes, literally.

 
WFern 2009-11-26 05:09:59 AM  
stvdallas: That's not a knife. This is a knife...

img689.imageshack.us

 
pestluvr 2009-11-26 05:15:31 AM  
stvdallas: That's not a knife. This is a knife...

I do like the measurement markings on the milkshake. "Ya know, if I just drink down to the 300 mL point, I won't hate myself quite so much in the morning."

 
Cashew 2009-11-26 05:17:55 AM  
cdn.newsone.com

 
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