GAH!

his maimed wedding tackle

Is that like the metric system for your junk?

Helen grabbed his testicles and pulled them as hard as she could.

I don't know what the rest of the article says because I blacked out right here.

They look like quite a pair.

He didn't know what to do so he called his wee brother Darren.

heh

At least he didn't get it pinched in the slats of a chair with only the internet to help.

Good thing he was "home yesterday lunchtime." Cuz breakfast was blood pudding, and they were planning on serving sawdust for dinner.

say hi to billy.

There can be only none!

$10 says his sack still looks better than her face.

That took balls..

exick: I don't know what the rest of the article says because I blacked out right here.

Yeah, pretty much this...

/Still curled up under the desk...
//Mental note to self: DONT FARKING CHEAT!

Mr. Potatoass: $10 says his sack still looks better than her face.

Indeed. Her face could be an anti-smoking commercial.

They deserve one another.

Gunther: Indeed. Her face could be an anti-smoking commercial.

Almost like Britteny Spears in two years.

He should get the chance to kick her in the box, then shove her.

god damn it now.

Tr0mBoNe: At least he didn't get it pinched in the slats of a chair with only the internet to help.

No testicle thread is complete without that reference.

/and a link of course (new window)

Fugglies abound here...

Came for the crocodiles, left disappointed

Well...was he cheating on her?

Holy shiat

Hey, you guys hear the new Maimed Wedding Tackle CD?

Anyone who supports Dundee in the Challenge Cup final obviously deserves to have his wedding tackle ripped off.

/I have no idea what any of that means
//Seriously, it might as well be written in Klingon; I don't know what the frig Dundee and the Challenge Cup have to do with his satchel being torn up

"I've forgotten what his b***s even look like. He's not been near me for months."

Can't say that I blame him.

I suppose if all articles were written like this with "wedding tackle," "wee," and "I've forgotten what his b***s even look like. He's not been near me for months," it would lose its novelty eventually, but I'd love to read science article like this.

Dude realized later that his balls were absconding from the sack and his answer was to call his brother... wow.

What a Dundee girlfriend may look like...



/Mmmmm... Swamp thong....

Susan Boyle...this chick....are there any attractive and mentally balanced women in Scotland?

Ya know what, I'm hungry!

Aye, she had him be the pink and wrinklies!

Adjective Bird Whiskey: his maimed wedding tackle

Is that like the metric system for your junk?

I hate British wording so much. Wee? Really?

Sub Human: Is Dundee the UK's Alabama?

Does Dundee design and test rockets and have a large aerospace industry?

She's 34? Might want to consider cutting back a bit on the smokes and beer unless your goal is to look like Queen Nefertiti's corpse by 40.

Pumpernickel bread: Susan Boyle...this chick....are there any attractive and mentally balanced women in Scotland?

Shirley Manson, perhaps?

/ kinda hot...and probably sane..

34? Wow, is that in human or dog years?

Thanks for the Meme-ries: What a Dundee girlfriend may look like...



/Mmmmm... Swamp thong....

Not only was she a sweety, and a hotty, she had the aversion to wearing undergarments.

What more could you ask for?

In Scotland, that's called foreplay.

wedding tackle, shredding tackle, wee brother, flats LOL I'm glad I don't live in England.. they need to speak proper English!

"Is this is the most humiliating moment of your life?"

"Easily"

Wee's Scots, not Brit. Even most Brits dinna knoo wha' th' canny Scotsman says!

What a catch!

is not amused.

He's gonna have to get his kilt lengthened now......

ErgosumDominati: Tr0mBoNe: At least he didn't get it pinched in the slats of a chair with only the internet to help.

No testicle thread is complete without that reference.

/and a link of course (new window)

Wow, how did I miss this?

I can imagine what her haggis looks like.....eeesh.