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(Kotaku) Dumbass Suing Activision over World of Warcraft? Don't forget to subpoena Depeche Mode and Winona Rider, since she can "explain the significance of alienation in Catcher in the Rye." Makes sense   (kotaku.com) divider line 270
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CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 03:13:18 PM  
Good luck with that, bro.

Also:

And what could those "sneaky and deceitful practices" be? Walking is one of them, as he feels it takes too long to get from one point to the other in the game world. Because you can only speed up through extended play or buy purchasing an expansion pack, that qualifies as "deceitful".

Dude, you get your first mount at lvl 20 now and it doesn't take that long to level anymore. QQ moar, Mr. Attention Whore.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 03:25:17 PM  
Walking is one of them, as he feels it takes too long to get from one point to the other in the game world.

And here I was, thinking people couldn't possibly get any lazier.

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 03:38:52 PM  
CraicBaby: Good luck with that, bro.

Also:

And what could those "sneaky and deceitful practices" be? Walking is one of them, as he feels it takes too long to get from one point to the other in the game world. Because you can only speed up through extended play or buy purchasing an expansion pack, that qualifies as "deceitful".

Dude, you get your first mount at lvl 20 now and it doesn't take that long to level anymore. QQ moar, Mr. Attention Whore.


You ever take the bat thingy from the Belf island up north to the jungley zone down south? That takes forever, I couldn't imagine walking it.

 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 03:53:51 PM  
The guy from Depeche Mode is totally straight.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:00:08 PM  
EvilEgg: You ever take the bat thingy from the Belf island up north to the jungley zone down south? That takes forever, I couldn't imagine walking it.

No. I use the orb to go to Undercity and then take the zeppelin down there. Much faster and doesn't cost anything.

 
rmz [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:07:34 PM  
to back up his claims, Estavillo has subpoenaed [...] Martin Lee Gore, of Depeche Mode ("he himself has been known to be sad, lonely, and alienated as can be seen in the songs he writes").

ahahahahahaha

 
Talon [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:20:32 PM  
CraicBaby: EvilEgg: You ever take the bat thingy from the Belf island up north to the jungley zone down south? That takes forever, I couldn't imagine walking it.

No. I use the orb to go to Undercity and then take the zeppelin down there. Much faster and doesn't cost anything.


I've never played WOW and have been loathe to even bother since I'd need the game plus all the expansions plus a whole lot of time leveling up just to be able to play with other people on so I could grind dungeons over and over and over and over again...

But zeppelins? There are Zeppelins?

I still don't want to play WoW, but slightly less so now ;P

 
PenguinTheRed [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:24:05 PM  
This same retard sued Sony last summer for banning him, also whining about the physical ailments he has suffered because he can't stop playing. That LOLsuit was dismissed and so will this one.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:26:33 PM  
This asshole is frightfully dumb.
To "walk" gives him cramps in his thumb?
If THAT doesn't thrill him,
Then meat-space would KILL him,
As neck up, he's totally numb.

 
GraysonAC [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:38:28 PM  
Man, why can't the gubmint death-panel idiots like this guy?

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:43:36 PM  
Talon: But zeppelins? There are Zeppelins?

They're not all that cool. Only the horde gets to ride them (this is not entirely true, but I don't feel like explaining).

 
Mobkey [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:51:40 PM  
CraicBaby: QQ moar

It's like I'm reading WoW forums. Thanks for that.

 
rmz [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 04:57:26 PM  
Mobkey: CraicBaby: QQ moar

It's like I'm reading WoW forums. Thanks for that.


lol u terribad

 
apeiron242 2009-11-25 05:01:17 PM  
mitchcumstein1: The guy from Depeche Mode is totally straight.

But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! It's impossible.

 
rosonowski 2009-11-25 05:01:47 PM  
Aarontology: Walking is one of them, as he feels it takes too long to get from one point to the other in the game world.

Not only that, but if you do the math, your toons run about a five minute mile. Sure, it sucks as a player, but that's not exactly "slow" for walking.

 
FarkinFarker 2009-11-25 05:01:55 PM  
Mobkey: CraicBaby: QQ moar

It's like I'm reading WoW forums. Thanks for that.


i41.photobucket.com

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:02:11 PM  
Moar pew pew, less QQ

 
pureobscure [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:02:51 PM  
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I think Winona Ryder rocks!

 
NuclearPenguins 2009-11-25 05:02:54 PM  
Catcher in the Rye sucked. Just thought I would let you all know.

The fact that we still force high school English students to read it is cruel and unusual punishment.

 
zarberg 2009-11-25 05:03:27 PM  
Just another example of a few WoW players giving the rest of us a bad name. I'm happily married, play WoW, have a good job, good friends, have a good balance of diet and exercise, and I don't have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

 
Roukzeptea23 2009-11-25 05:03:34 PM  
EvilEgg:
You ever take the bat thingy from the Belf island up north to the jungley zone down south? That takes forever, I couldn't imagine walking it.


I remember when flight paths weren't linked. :(

 
Reverend Otis 2009-11-25 05:03:42 PM  
Can we please get a Blue response in this thread?

 
wage0048 2009-11-25 05:03:43 PM  
MaxxLarge: This asshole is frightfully dumb.
To "walk" gives him cramps in his thumb?
If THAT doesn't thrill him,
Then meat-space would KILL him,
As neck up, he's totally numb.


Another quality post from MaxxLarge! Well done!

 
tedbundee 2009-11-25 05:04:08 PM  
WOW is easier now than it has ever been. It used to take forever to hit 60. I just started a priest last week and I'm level 33 already.

This guy is suing at the wrong time.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:05:36 PM  
Precious and fragile things
Need loot council handling
My god it's FFA looooooooooooot
We always try to roll
On items for just your role
A ninja I just had to booooooooooooooooot

 
apeiron242 2009-11-25 05:06:16 PM  
What a Winona Ryder might look like:

dailygab.com

www.suburbia.com.au

brightcove.vo.llnwd.net

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:07:36 PM  
My 80 lock and 80 hunter on the Khaz Modan server scoff at your pitiful lawsuit. Don't like the game? Nobody if forcing you to play it. Go be an attention whore somewhere else.


/Alliance FTW

 
IonBeam2 2009-11-25 05:08:04 PM  
FarkinFarker: Mobkey: CraicBaby: QQ moar

It's like I'm reading WoW forums. Thanks for that.


i41.photobucket.com
Holy shiat! What happened next?

 
GeneFrenkle 2009-11-25 05:09:02 PM  
Jonathan Lee Riches needs to sue this guy for stealing his shtick.

 
Enfenestrate [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:09:18 PM  
Bit'O'Gristle: My 80 lock and 80 hunter

Go outside.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:10:04 PM  
Talon: But zeppelins? There are Zeppelins?

Yes. Piloted by goblins, even.

Reverend Otis: Can we please get a Blue response in this thread?

GHOSTCRAWLER PROMISED ME A PONY!

 
realmolo 2009-11-25 05:12:21 PM  
Bit'O'Gristle: My 80 lock and 80 hunter on the Khaz Modan server scoff at your pitiful lawsuit. Don't like the game? Nobody if forcing you to play it. Go be an attention whore somewhere else.


/Alliance FTW


His lawsuit isn't the only thing that is pitiful, Mr. 80 Lock and 80 Hunter.

/people in WoW houses shouldn't cast stones.

 
God-is-a-Taco 2009-11-25 05:13:19 PM  
Talon:
But zeppelins? There are Zeppelins?

I still don't want to play WoW, but slightly less so now ;P


Warcraft zeppelins are disappointing. They served as scouts in the RTS games and they're just taxis in WoW. It's not the slow-moving death from above that's probably in your head.

 
AxiomJackson 2009-11-25 05:13:55 PM  
This whole thread is making my hands itch. I think I need to call my sponsor.
//WoW addict
///3 Years Sober

 
Brainwash 2009-11-25 05:14:21 PM  
CraicBaby: Good luck with that, bro.

Also:

And what could those "sneaky and deceitful practices" be? Walking is one of them, as he feels it takes too long to get from one point to the other in the game world. Because you can only speed up through extended play or buy purchasing an expansion pack, that qualifies as "deceitful".

Dude, you get your first mount at lvl 20 now and it doesn't take that long to level anymore. QQ moar, Mr. Attention Whore.


Yeah, clearly this dude never played Everquest back in the day.

He has no idea how easy he has it.

/uphill both ways
//my lawn etc.

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:15:08 PM  
God-is-a-Taco: Warcraft zeppelins are disappointing. They served as scouts in the RTS games and they're just taxis in WoW. It's not the slow-moving death from above that's probably in your head.

Actually, there is a zeppelin fight in the upcoming Icecrown Citadel raid instance that's supposed to be pretty awesome.

 
Sefton 2009-11-25 05:15:19 PM  
On the crazy/hot scale she's right...about....here.

 
Theeng 2009-11-25 05:16:04 PM  
IonBeam2: FarkinFarker: Mobkey: CraicBaby: QQ moar

It's like I'm reading WoW forums. Thanks for that.


Holy shiat! What happened next?


Crying, lots and lots of crying.

Seriously though? He is complaining about walking around in WoW? I hope he never plays MW2 or he'll sue about how much his finger hurt from gunning down all the airport civilians.

 
Mister Gone 2009-11-25 05:16:25 PM  
Thank God that playing WOW too much pretty much reduces the chances of reproducing to about 0.

 
jdjoker 2009-11-25 05:19:22 PM  
AxiomJackson:
This whole thread is making my hands itch. I think I need to call my sponsor.
//WoW addict
///3 Years Sober


No use. He probably got the same "free 7 days" email I got this week and is getting his Onyxia whelp pet on all his alts.

/22 months clean, except for that 10 day trial of Wrath

 
Obnox [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:20:00 PM  
zarberg: Just another example of a few WoW players giving the rest of us a bad name. I'm happily married, play WoW, have a good job, good friends, have a good balance of diet and exercise, and I don't have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

I bet you eat lots of fiber, too. Freak.

 
Jim DiGriz 2009-11-25 05:21:18 PM  
Brainwash :Yeah, clearly this dude never played Everquest back in the day.

He has no idea how easy he has it.

/uphill both ways
//my lawn etc.


He obviously never played an EQ Bard back in the day. I swear, Bards were "Carpal Tunnel in a Can"...

/had surgery on both hands.
//Work paid for it.

 
Malacon 2009-11-25 05:22:57 PM  
Players who RP walk around cities would like a word with this guy.

 
zarberg 2009-11-25 05:23:56 PM  
Obnox: I bet you eat lots of fiber, too. Freak.

I have to, lately. I had surgery last week and one of the side effects of percocet is severe constipation. But woah, when it comes out it ALL comes out - my sphincter ends up feeling like a 3.1 shadow priest with a mutilate rogue on them.

 
Latinwolf [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:24:44 PM  
EvilEgg: CraicBaby: Good luck with that, bro.

Also:

And what could those "sneaky and deceitful practices" be? Walking is one of them, as he feels it takes too long to get from one point to the other in the game world. Because you can only speed up through extended play or buy purchasing an expansion pack, that qualifies as "deceitful".

Dude, you get your first mount at lvl 20 now and it doesn't take that long to level anymore. QQ moar, Mr. Attention Whore.

You ever take the bat thingy from the Belf island up north to the jungley zone down south? That takes forever, I couldn't imagine walking it.


That's when you take your bathroom break, or get refreshments.

 
prickle27 [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:26:07 PM  
Oh this guy is just spreading Blasphemous Rumors But what are going to do, People Are People after all. It's just A Question Of Time before a judge shows him who's Master And Servant and throws out his Black Celebration. This guy needs to Get Behind The Wheel, take Route 66, go home and Enjoy The Silence. I have to admit I Just Can't Get Enough of stories like this one. Anyhoo, everyone enjoy Thanksgiving But Not Tonight.

 
quizzical 2009-11-25 05:27:28 PM  
Did no one tell him about the "/" key to toggle the walk/run setting?

 
tinyarena 2009-11-25 05:28:20 PM  
I'm playing twin NE druids now. Lvl 30.
Two laptops
Two hands
My first twins are now lvl 80 Gnome locks.
It's a good thing my first toons weren't druids. I'd of never played anything else.
Nothing beats prowling thru the dungeon, killing the name char, and prowling back out!

/so I'm really getting a kick,,,etc

 
rmz [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:32:21 PM  
Malacon: Players who RP walk around cities

BWAHAHAHahahahahaha

RP-walkers are only one rung above ERPers and furry fanart artists.

 
Latinwolf [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:32:43 PM  
Roukzeptea23: EvilEgg:
You ever take the bat thingy from the Belf island up north to the jungley zone down south? That takes forever, I couldn't imagine walking it.

I remember when flight paths weren't linked. :(


Reverend Otis: Can we please get a Blue response in this thread?

How's this?

 
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