Great contest so far, guys.

There can be only one Thanksgiving Eve Tradition and that is WWF Survivor Series!

To get the headline, note right hand:

But Thanksgiving was weeks ago.....

Harsh one man! Jerry's prodigal finger just decided to take a different path from its ordered-and-numbered conformist brethren.

This must be some sort of trap; it's only liters so far.
I think they want to round us up for slaughter.

This has nothing to do with the contest, but in my senior year of high school, I shanked my AP Microeconomics exam by drawing a Pulp Fiction-era Samuel L. Jackson handturkey, yelling, "Gobble F*cking gobble, motherf*ckers!" on the essay page.

/cool story, bro

I will submit an entry because I'm the only person still in the office. It is my glorious tribute to Penny Arcade's best strip ever.

Mmmmmm...turkey dipped in plaster of paris.

What a shock

Thankfully she bought him that glove...

Dear Mom,

Happy Thanksgiving!

Love,

Buddha

Approves

Dammit, forgot to enable voting.

Now the joke's old.

Could a kindly mod please delete my previous non-voted entry?

Last year's entry, so no votey.

/why yes, I am that untalented

I wont be able to post it until late tonight, but I just got approval from one of my female friends that I can post a truly epic hand turkey she helped me out with. I'm pretty sure all the fellas will approve.

/terrible...

McManus_brothers: This has nothing to do with the contest, but in my senior year of high school, I shanked my AP Microeconomics exam by drawing a Pulp Fiction-era Samuel L. Jackson handturkey, yelling, "Gobble F*cking gobble, motherf*ckers!" on the essay page.

/cool story, bro

cookie crumbs in the sinus area pangs a bit.

I lol'd.

What's wrong with me?

Wat?

Pope Larry II: But Thanksgiving was weeks ago.....

Silly Canadian, everyone knows that only Americans have Thanksgiving.

USA! USA! USA! US...

/trips over self
//lands on Plymouth rock
///ouchies

I don't have the time to make something. So here are some pics that I found.



/Hotter than the bike that my uncle "found" for me when I was a kid.

DenveradoDobbini: I wont be able to post it until late tonight, but I just got approval from one of my female friends that I can post a truly epic hand turkey she helped me out with. I'm pretty sure all the fellas will approve.

Wow, this is either the most unintentionally sexually-suggestive line in this thread, or you are a master-baster.

Either way, well done, sir!

/not mine..stole the kids..
// Happy American Turkey day Mom/Nana

Why do so many have six fingers? Am i missing something? an old joke?

SMOIT!: Why do so many have six fingers? Am i missing something? an old joke?

Time magazine article (new window)

Six fingers and webbed fingers the result of a shallow gene pool in Amish communities. I probably should have skipped drawing the webbed fingers though, it throws the artwork off balance...

Candygram4Mongo:

Okay then.

Hellz Donkeys:

Excellent!

Hellz Donkeys:

GHEY! Waddles are touching!

/I kid
//Nicely done

Kona_Bean: To get the headline, note right hand:

I got the headline. I lost a finger early in an accident. Dad told me to use the electric hedge clippers but did not fully explain the safety warnings.

Whenever this hand turkey task came up in school, I wondered "Should I draw my real hand (which was deformed) or substitute something else?" It appears penis turkey is "unacceptable" or some other stuff in the letter that was sent home from my old school.

I made this cartoon by hand, and it's a turkey, but I'm not sure if it counts. (new window)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Gunny Highway: Dear Mom,

Happy Thanksgiving!

Love,

Buddha

+1 Made me laugh!

/loves that movie

Wow lots of mommy issues this year with the forced-fellatio-turkeys. You guys should really get counselling. Or hire a hooker.

Hellz Donkeys That was awesome, did you make it yourself? If you did, I give you my uncountable vote. If not, nice find!

HAPPI THENKSGIBBON, TORKEYS!