Cute! When will this product become available in the US so I can finally put my tax rebate check to good use?

I heart this.

The first time someone is fooling around and pushes in the right spot, they are in for a surprise.

More false advertising.

Queue the large breasted oriental women pics.



/preeze?

Not impressed:

Link (Mr. Sparkle(

Video blocked at work!

Ahhh....A four minute infomercial with nothing but hot Chinese girls in low-cut skimpy underwear. What a great way to start the day!

Gross. If I wanted balloons I would buy some.

Not speaking Chinese(?) I listened without sound. Did I miss anything?

VERY YES

Of course I meant I watched without sound. That model sure did like to touch her breasts.

The reason I like Asian women is because they have small breasts dammit!

eddyatwork: The reason I like Asian women is because they have small breasts dammit!

You know how i know you're gay?

/jk

UberDave: Ahhh....A four minute infomercial with nothing but hot Chinese girls in low-cut skimpy underwear. What a great way to start the day!

Does anyone know the Mandarin word for "bookmark"

TTIWWP

Big boobed asain thread? Let me close the door to my office.

Can they make one that twiddles the nipples when you push a button and massages them when you push another? Because that would be fun.

Funny that they made the "God's Hands" with fingers on them LOL

So all I do is push right here?
*push*
*push*

whoa
HOW DO YOU TURN THING THING OFF?!

U.S. culture has won. Unfortunately.

boobies?????

BunkoSquad: Does anyone know the Mandarin word for "bookmark"

书签

FunkOut: Can they make one that twiddles the nipples when you push a button and massages them when you push another? Because that would be fun.

How YOU doin'?

Hmm ... I wonder. Does this bra only work on women who are already small-chested? I ask that because the assumption is that the first push of the button gives them a B; the second, a C; and the third, a D-cup. So would the bra assist women who are already D-cups, like yours truly? I mean, heaven knows I want boobs bigger than my head, and all for the price of a simple bra, too! :)

BunkoSquad: UberDave: Ahhh....A four minute infomercial with nothing but hot Chinese girls in low-cut skimpy underwear. What a great way to start the day!

Does anyone know the Mandarin word for "bookmark"

shūqiān or 书签

/boobs
//pushes button
///boobs

stuhayes2010: Big boobed asain thread? Let me close the door to my office.

I just moved from a cubical on the second floor to a big corner office on the ground floor, I can close the door, but I have a huge window that people can see through as they walk into our building...

never seen one of these in Europe. saw some B and C cups. but none of them supported by God's Hands.

if this is big in Europe then I'm famous in Japan.

tin_man 2009-11-25 08:16:58 AM
More false advertising.

THIS.

This thread has epic potential.

FTFA: It's also made of a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health.

And skin cancer. Skin cancer on the boobs. :(

/but not blood circulation or gladular health
//maybe circulation to the tumor

wookie1: FunkOut: Can they make one that twiddles the nipples when you push a button and massages them when you push another? Because that would be fun.

How YOU doin'?

Great idea. Very helpful on those long nights when hubbie is out of town.

What is the risk of comedic explosion?

2wolves: U.S. culture has won. Unfortunately.

I think cleavage is universal.

Slartibartfaster: 书签

gspazg: shūqiān or 书签

I love Fark.

And boobs.

Ender's: Queue the large breasted oriental women pics.

/preeze?

*taps foot* I'm waiting...

after watching it multiple times the it looks like the whole button press and it's effect is CGI. I need to watch it a couple more times to make sure though...

FTA: "The bra's magic lies" then some other words that don't matter. Just sayin that bra can lie to me all it wants to.

Where do I order this?

This was on theinternetisterrible a while back. Glad to see posters are keeping up with the times :P

jmccarth07: Hmm ... I wonder. Does this bra only work on women who are already small-chested? I ask that because the assumption is that the first push of the button gives them a B; the second, a C; and the third, a D-cup. So would the bra assist women who are already D-cups, like yours truly? I mean, heaven knows I want boobs bigger than my head, and all for the price of a simple bra, too! :)

Victoria Secret has some crazy bra out now that is supposed to give 2 cup sizes. They come in ranges from AA-D. They also look like a pair of queen sized pillows stuffed in a bra.

laterthanyou: after watching it multiple times the it looks like the whole button press and it's effect is CGI. I need to watch it a couple more times to make sure though...


shopped?

ZAZ: Not speaking Chinese(?) I listened without sound. Did I miss anything?

You missed the fact that the guy who did the voiceover sounds EXACTLY the same as the guy who does voiceovers from primary educational propaganda to juice boxes and cable boxes.

/also, LOL, the girl at 3:34 says that it feels just like two hands providing support
//goddamit China, the second leave you, you get up to this sort of crap again
///once did English voiceovers for a car audio commercial, dunno if it was ever used.

BunkoSquad: Slartibartfaster: 书签

gspazg: shūqiān or 书签

I love Fark boobs.

And boobs and Fark.

Boobs should always come first.

jmccarth07: So would the bra assist women who are already D-cups, like yours truly? I mean, heaven knows I want boobs bigger than my head, and all for the price of a simple bra, too! :)

Pics or BIE

Push button blow jobs would be more profitable.

gspazg: Boobs should always come first.

Well, I'm at work, and I'm old enough that I need at least an hour or so in between.

It's also made of a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light.

Radium?

Cute idea though. I see there being american knock-offs in a few years.

Two cups, one girl

all is right with the world again

Fark is not what it used to be.

of course, when you take the sweet girl home and get that pesky airbag off, you find it was, indeed, only a dream.