I guess the paperboy from "Better off Dead" finally grew up.

Don't be a pussy, this guy seems legit.

me texan: I guess the paperboy from "Better off Dead" finally grew up.

Thread over in the boobies.

me texan: I guess the paperboy from "Better off Dead" finally grew up.

I generally think the phrase "done in one" is overused. But damn. Done.

He's gonna wind up living in a burning van down by the White House.

I'm sure there's a perfectly legitimate and logical explanation.

dad?

Within minutes, with the help of a fire department step ladder, police had the man in custody. He offered no resistance

Thank god for the fire department step ladder. How could they have ever gotten him down without it?

He's claiming the government owes him over $200 million for harassment? Wow, is he ever going to learn the definition of that word now!

Was this the Girls Gone Wild dude?

It appears he forgot one important step in making a molotov cocktail effective.

"Before them I knelyd upon my kne,
Shewyd them myne evidence and they began to reade.
They seyde trewer things might there nevar be,
But for lacke of money I may not spede."

- 'London Lickpenny' originally published in "Medieval English Political Writings".

He should be told that it's not going to work.

When I tried that, I had to settle for only $50 million. They said I would have got more except that I didn't have a good enough arm and wasn't getting the distance required on the throws.

thanks for the traffic delay yesterday, stupid protester a$$hole.

Maybe he'll settle for twenty million.

I'm pissed this happened literally two blocks from me and I didn't know. :(

GoodyearPimp: I'm sure there's a perfectly legitimate and logical explanation.

Yeah, the guy is mentally unstable and had a 'crazy moment'

GoodyearPimp: I'm sure there's a perfectly legitimate and logical explanation.

The fruit cake is in early this year..?

So did he get the money?

GoodyearPimp: I'm sure there's a perfectly legitimate and logical explanation.

Ironically, he claims he lost the $200 mil when the tractor guy drove onto the reflecting pool a few years ago.

Cooper420: GoodyearPimp: I'm sure there's a perfectly legitimate and logical explanation.

Yeah, the guy is mentally unstable and had a 'crazy teabagger moment'

At one point, it turned somewhat comical as the protester folded up his sign and looked like he was getting down. The crowd called out for more.

Must've been some New Yorkers there on holiday.

PYROY: It appears he forgot one important step in making a molotov cocktail effective.

The olive on a toothpick?

HotWingConspiracy: So did he get the money?

Inquiring minds want to know?

flyingmonkeysreign: I'm pissed this happened literally two blocks from me and I didn't know. :(

president obama? is that you?

physt: Cooper420: GoodyearPimp: I'm sure there's a perfectly legitimate and logical explanation.

Yeah, the guy is mentally unstable and had a 'crazy teabagger moment'

Teabagger? He didn't shoot up the place, he threw a molotov. Seems more "anarchisty" to me.Granted he didn't smash any storefront windows for no reason, but still.

I've been playing Left 4 Dead too much. When they showed the remains of the moly I was expecting more shards of brown glass.

AvaFark: I've been playing Left 4 Dead too much. When they showed the remains of the moly I was expecting more shards of brown glass.

What's funny is that I was watching a war movie the other day and had been playing a lot of Call of Duty and when someone got shot, for a second I totally expected to see XP points flash on the screen.

/true story
//and a cool one, bro!

I say give him the money. He can't do anything worse with it than the banks already did.

That takes some special kind of thinking to believe that that stunt was going to be productive.

You claim the government owes you $200 million. Do you c) rent a van, hang a "My $200 Million Dollars" sign on it, park in the middle of the street two blocks from the White House, and start throwing Molotov cocktails?

yes

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Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: flyingmonkeysreign: I'm pissed this happened literally two blocks from me and I didn't know. :(

president obama? is that you?

rats, you've found out my fark handle. Now I'll have to start using my trolling alt Palin4POTUS

/a block down k and a block down 18th, I get off at the Farragut West metro stop
//and yes, I got a kick out of that being the first place you go in DC after Megaton in Fallout

I'm surprised the DC police didn't just shoot him, what with the throwing of flaming spirits. Especially with the proximity to the White House.


/GIS for "flaming spirits" surprisingly dull

Where's the HERO tag?

" Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here arrived in town that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices watched a lot of international news, and I tell you, people do that all the time. "

I like that the guy rented a van for this. He doesn't have to worry about what happens to the van when he gets arrested. It's not his.

A professionally-made sign attached to the van said 'My $200 Million Dollars'.

The government should have just paid him the first time he asked - next time he'll probably add in the cost of the sign.

/$200,000,035

annitabonghit: I'm surprised the DC police didn't just shoot him, what with the throwing of flaming spirits. Especially with the proximity to the White House.


/GIS for "flaming spirits" surprisingly dull

The DC Police rarely shoot people. It's the PG County police right over the eastern border who are trigger happy.

Demanding free money from the government? Must be a liberal.

I want my 200 Million Dollars!

/hot

"At one point, it turned somewhat comical as the protester folded up his sign and looked like he was getting down. The crowd called out for more."

"Jump! Jump!"

These "do you c)" headlines sure are funny and original!

Reklin: I want my 200 Million Dollars!

All the way down here...I was starting to lose faith.

I know that I'm coming off as a racist, maybe I am one, but did anybody else say, "Oh, he's AZN, figures." ?

I'm just sayin'.

Sue D. Nymme: Demanding free money from the government? Must be a liberal.

And by liberal, do you mean minority?

Hey, she said it, not me!

flyingmonkeysreign: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: flyingmonkeysreign: I'm pissed this happened literally two blocks from me and I didn't know. :(

president obama? is that you?

rats, you've found out my fark handle. Now I'll have to start using my trolling alt Palin4POTUS

/a block down k and a block down 18th, I get off at the Farragut West metro stop
//and yes, I got a kick out of that being the first place you go in DC after Megaton in Fallout

It must be annoying to dodge the stray bullets from the Raider/Super Mutant turf war on a daily basis.

flyingmonkeysreign: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: flyingmonkeysreign: I'm pissed this happened literally two blocks from me and I didn't know. :(

president obama? is that you?

rats, you've found out my fark handle. Now I'll have to start using my trolling alt Palin4POTUS

/a block down k and a block down 18th, I get off at the Farragut West metro stop
//and yes, I got a kick out of that being the first place you go in DC after Megaton in Fallout

in other words about a block from where I'm typing this right now...

metametameta: "At one point, it turned somewhat comical as the protester folded up his sign and looked like he was getting down. The crowd called out for more."

"Jump! Jump!"

"Do a back flip!"

I've always wanted go to see Burning Van

/FREEBIRD!