Three! Three douchebags! AH AH AH!

YASSEAH! YASSEAH! YASSEAH!

No Rebecca Gayheart?

eeww eewww eewww. I need mental image bleach

Great, I just threw up in my keyboard.

They should have invited Scott Weiland over to be their fluffer.

"Well, there's no sex on the sex tape. For it to get characterised that way, I mean, that kind of sucks."

I thought it was good to be the king.

There is an awful amount of suck that can be got from this article.

How do you think those girls feel?

IdBeCrazyIf: How do you think those girls feel?


My guess would be a burning sensation.

bambi121899: IdBeCrazyIf: How do you think those girls feel?


My guess would be a burning sensation.

And some form of discharge.

SushiJoe: eeww eewww eewww. I need mental image bleach

Danny Devito/Rhea Perlman sex tape

wait, whut?

And my nominee for erection killing headline of the day goes to...

IdBeCrazyIf: How do you think those girls feel?

My guess would be older and fatter.

Fano: SushiJoe: eeww eewww eewww. I need mental image bleach

Danny Devito/Rhea Perlman sex tape

wait, whut?

I hate you

I don't think a sex tape with Creed would be very appealing...

Hurble.

IdBeCrazyIf: How do you think those girls feel?

Probably stoaked they got those $0.75 a piece Creed tickets!

Haven't seen the tape. But if I had to guess...

Done in one.

Texaco Saves: Three! Three douchebags! AH AH AH!

I LOL'd

I love how Scott Creed fulfills every expectation of a "super" christian I've ever known. The ones that claim to be the most devote are the ones doing the most deviant behavior.

stuhayes2010
I love how Scott Creed fulfills every expectation of a "super" christian I've ever known. The ones that claim to be the most devote are the ones doing the most deviant behavior.

Everybody talking about heaven ain't going there

You say "Cocky"....
And I say "WHUT?"
It ain't gay, m*therf*cker,
If your balls don't touch.

So were the strippers black guys?

Well, Chad WAS pretty hot back in the day...

/wait, she's a dude?
//You mean this entire time I've been...?
///oh good God no...
////long shower

Ugly, ugly thoughts. I shudder. Ugh! Even groupies should have standards but alas they don't.

stuhayes2010: I love how Scott Creed fulfills every expectation of a "super" christian I've ever known. The ones that claim to be the most devote are the ones doing the most deviant behavior.

Scott Creed? Who the hell is Scott Creed?

Also, if looking at strippers in a trailer is "deviant behavior" then I shudder to think what you'd label me.

Kid Rock will Bawitdaba Chad and Scott All Summer Long, and then take a Picture of it. Scott will be the One to take them Higher, with Arms Wide Open while Chad takes a Photograph of Something In Your Mouth like a Rockstar!

monoski: Great, I just threw up in my keyboard.

What the hell were you doing inside your keyboard? And how did you fit in there?

How do idiot celebrities always end up getting these tapes "stolen"? Are strangers breaking in or do they hang out with douchebag "friends" who wait for an opportunity to screw them over for money?

jjorsett: How do idiot celebrities always end up getting these tapes "stolen"? Are strangers breaking in or do they hang out with douchebag "friends" who wait for an opportunity to screw them over for money?

Sex tapes being released are almost never an "accident".

Treygreen13: Sex tapes being released are almost never an "accident".

Yeah. It usually means that a movie/album is about to drop.

Treygreen13: jjorsett: How do idiot celebrities always end up getting these tapes "stolen"? Are strangers breaking in or do they hang out with douchebag "friends" who wait for an opportunity to screw them over for money?

Sex tapes being released are almost never an "accident".

Its a little bit of both.. or at least it was for awhile.

Now though..yeah its mostly publicity.

busy chillin': Everybody talking about heaven ain't going there is not real

fixed

Scott Stapp: It's a time in his life and a time in my life that we'd like to put behind us and not publicize because we have children now, and they're in school, and their friends read.

I infer from this that the Stapp and Ritchie children can't read.

It's not a sex tape. It's a couple guys watching some strippers. I don't think Kid Rock and Scott Stapp's kids reputations are going to suffer from this "scandal".

/thanks for the words

Treygreen13: Scott Creed? Who the hell is Scott Creed?

*snort*

*inhales beer*

/cough
//cough

Fano: SushiJoe: eeww eewww eewww. I need mental image bleach

Danny Devito/Rhea Perlman sex tape

wait, whut?

Very, very no.

stuhayes2010: I love how Scott Creed fulfills every expectation of a "super" christian I've ever known. The ones that claim to be the most devote are the ones doing the most deviant behavior.

The ones who fall the farthest have to climb the farthest. It's not an easy road.

/Also, popup ads? On my Fark? It's more likely than you think, apparently, even WITH Firefox/adblock/flashblock/*block
//SRSLY, Drew...

"What sucks about that is Bob and I were friends. He'd been over to my house and we jammed and hung out..."

Well Scott here's the deal. If Kid Rock gives you the brush off you know you're star is definitely not on the rise.

Seriously rejection by Kid Rock is like the pinnacle of time to pack it in Skippy!

First rule about a celebrity sex tape: If you're a guy, the next name dropped in it should not be another guy. Unless you swing that way.

Texaco Saves: Three! Three douchebags! AH AH AH!

Nicely done.

It's good to be king.