Oh, the humanity!

They must be crackers!
Crumbs!
/etc. etc.

Oh snap!

FTA:
In an Internet campaign, some petitioners suggested the perpetrators be pilloried

Ooh, they should make a gingerbread pillory!

psychosis_inducing: FTA:
In an Internet campaign, some petitioners suggested the perpetrators be pilloried

Ooh, they should make a gingerbread pillory!

Throw them to the gingerbread women!

See there's a sound argument for organized religion.

Bishop Halvor Nordhaug cooled the atmosphere and told local paper Bergens Tidende: "We must not lynch anyone over a few gingerbread houses.

After you ruin a towns celebration, they'll help you get away with it.

This Ginger snaps back

In other news, people also do nasty things during the holiday season.

"OH NO! DOUCHEZILLA!" "Douchezilla is comeing to crush Gingertown!"

Bein' the biggest crime of the last fifty years and everybody wanted to get in a newspaper story about it.

And they was usin' up all kinds of cop equipment that they had hangin' around at the police officer station...

/blah blah blah 27 eight by ten colored glossy photographs with the circles and arrows
//and a paragraph on the back of each one explainin' what each one was
///to be used as evidence against us

Gingerbread sucks.

/ That is all.

Here is a police sketch of what the perps may look like:

Won't someone please think of the gingerbread children!

drjekel_mrhyde: This Ginger snaps back

May we all please keep this thread going in this direction....

"We must not lynch anyone over a few gingerbread houses."

People have been killed over much less...

Oh, no. They say he's got to go. Go Go Gingerzilla!

/yeaaah

I want pics. Before and after, authorities speaking on the matter, an local old timer hollering about kids today. That sort of thing.

next time build the village over a few bouncing bettys.

/lynching or betty?

"They will smell a long way"?

Wha?

Okay, I understand what he means, but still.

Police on the lookout for a 3 foot tall Godzilla.

Kick A Gingerbread Day?

It's still a bit of a dickhead maneuver. The perps should be tied up and force-fed the remains of the houses until they puke.

They may have been drunk, thought it was a midget village and decided to pretend to enact Godzilla vs Tokyo.

/ Now show that goldfish who is boss.

drjekel_mrhyde: This Ginger snaps back

may one ask who the heck that is?

local Bishop Halvor Nordhaug: "We must not lynch anyone over a few gingerbread houses."


'A few'?... There were 650 gingerbread houses. How many does he consider a lot then?


/thinks this guy moonlights doing my towns budget evaluations.
//so, how may gingerbread houses equals a lynching, anyway?... 'oh, 651.'

So much for the Smurf relocation project.

/District Smurfteen

"We must not lynch anyone over a few gingerbread houses."

THIS is what I will write on my Xmas cards this year!

before and after pics are needed. FAIL

crash pad dad: next time build the village over a few bouncing bettys.

/lynching or betty?


/Approves

Clearly, this town needed to invest in some toy soldiers.

If only there were some kind of trail they could follow..

//they just have to beat those pesky kids, and possibly birds..

Throw 'em to the Dingoes.
/suspects missing, believed delicious.